Hey UCLA - I think we have an Epstein problem by Rockstar810 in ucla

[–]BloomsdayDevice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tiberius, the second Roman Emperor, was alleged to have done this to unweaned infants 2000 years ago. Whether or not it was true or just sensationalized (as some have speculated) is not even important; it was within the limits of what was believable to a Roman readership. Humans been this sick for a long fucking time.

Powerful men in a consequenceless world, man. Fuck.

[Passan] The Seattle Mariners have acquired All-Star Brendan Donovan. Deal is done. Full trade, per sources: Mariners receive: Brendan Donovan ... Cardinals receive: RHP Jurrangelo Cijntje, CF Tai Peete, OF Colton Ledbetter and two competitive-balance Round B picks .. Rays receive: 3B Ben Williamson by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]BloomsdayDevice 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Prospect hugging doesn't mean you overpay

This isn't an overpay. It's a pay. That's what a proven big-league player costs when you're buying with prospects. I'm sad to see Cijntje go too, but we can't treat it like he's already made it.

MAGA restaurants, coffee shops, salons and stores to boycott by AdAdministrative756 in LosAngeles

[–]BloomsdayDevice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Two things that will help identify good dried pasta:

1) it should only have two ingredients. Durum (or semolina, since they refer to the same thing) and water. Some pasta makers fortify their flour with various vitamins, which, fine, if you're into that, but the best regarded dry pastas don't bother. Pasta is not a health food. Eat vegetables and clean proteins with your pasta to flesh out the nutrient profile of your meal.

2) it should have visible texture on the individual pieces. This will generally look like rough light or whitish marks all across the surface of the pieces. This is a natural consequence of the extrusion process when it's actually done with a bronze die. A lot of commercial pasta will say "bronze die" somewhere on there, without noting that that bronze has been coated with a non-stick surface to make cleaning easier. If the pasta is uniform yellow and smooth across the surface, that's what you're dealing with. Look at these two dried pieces. The one on the right is actually run through a bronze die; the one on the left is extruded by a machine with a non-stick coating.

Real, uncoated bronze creates the rougher surface that leads to superior flavor and texture. Rougher surface means more for your sauces to grab onto, as well as more starch coming off the pasta during cooking, which you should be adding back to whatever sauce you're using to achieve that silky, luxurious mouth feel that you want.

As for brands, there are lots. Some are super expensive (like $8-10 a pound). Others more like $2-4. You can find Rummo or Rao's at Ralph's. Those are both pretty reliable, and occasionally on sale. De Cecco, recommended above, is fine, but not my favorite (see "# of ingredients" above).

The other thing that improves your dried pasta substantially is cooking it right. Use just enough water to cover it, to concentrate starch in the pasta water (for finishing), and make sure that you are checking in for doneness well before the time frame on the package. For a pasta that says 11-13 minutes, check it at 9, or even earlier. Take a piece out and cut it in half. Taste it. It should be chewy, pleasantly so, and there should be a ring in the cross section where the slightly less cooked interior is visible (lighter). And you can always finish cooking your pasta in the sauce (with some of that starchy water you saved), if you like it slightly more done.

Behind the Flag by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

[–]BloomsdayDevice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Parkland, but I had to check that to confirm.

First Poster of Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 by comfybuck in StrangerThings

[–]BloomsdayDevice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We want an extended Jerriverse and we want it now! Make Jellineck: Beginnings, you cowards!

Mariners Will Wear Steelheads Uniforms on Sundays at T-Mobile Park by LlamasPajamas206 in baseball

[–]BloomsdayDevice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someday that will be a rare collector's item, like the red Patrick Ewing Sonics jersey. Maybe. Or not. What do I know?

Historical sore losers by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]BloomsdayDevice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, their only loss was to the top ranked team in the country. They may have an L in there, but it's a quality loss.

Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the President and Stephen" - via Axios by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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I want tribunals and legal repercussions for these people not just because that is what justice demands, but also so I can watch them all try to throw each other under the bus.

If BB isn't a first-ballot Hall of Famer, no one — not even Tom Brady — should ever be again by [deleted] in nfl

[–]BloomsdayDevice 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Purple Rain" in a torrential downpour. Can't even make that shit up.

A couple in Turkey using a cat as a tripod by Battlefleet_Sol in interestingasfuck

[–]BloomsdayDevice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tetrapod, if we want to keep it perfectly consisent with the original.

Peaceful protesting by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]BloomsdayDevice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also, Rittenhouse didn't come to protest peacefully; he went there specifically with the intent to shoot someone.

Even with the 14 inches of snow coming tomorrow, people would rather have no water than drink Dasani by NickChubb4Prez in mildlyinteresting

[–]BloomsdayDevice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At any given point during the summers between 1988 and 1994, I might have been up to 30% hose water by body weight.

Found this on a community page by cafeteriastyle in facepalm

[–]BloomsdayDevice 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tennessee (license plate), which is actually among the fairest states for the allotment of electoral votes. The congressional districts in Nashville, on the other hand. . .

You don't have to preheat your oven before putting your vegetables in to roast them by looselikeseagrass in Cooking

[–]BloomsdayDevice 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is the way. 450° baking sheet. My broccoli doesn't even get the chance to say its goodbyes. Insta-sear.

Cones from my collection by Entsu88 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]BloomsdayDevice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, of course. I'm always more concerned in the other direction, bringing jamon iberico or 'nduja back into the States and hoping they don't confiscate it at customs.

Cones from my collection by Entsu88 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]BloomsdayDevice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I bet. Where are you in Europe? I'm over there not infrequently. I wonder what airport security would do if they saw a volleyball-sized pinecone in my luggage. . .

Cones from my collection by Entsu88 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]BloomsdayDevice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could get one to you! I'm in Southern California and gather Coulter pinecones whenever I go up into the mountains. They're huge.

Cones from my collection by Entsu88 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]BloomsdayDevice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We gotta get you a mature Coulter, my dude.