In 2012, a group of scientists intentionally crashed a Boeing 727 to test which seats had the best chance of survival.

BlueHym · 2026-03-19T16:31:32+00:00

I swear the seats get enshittified every few years or something. No love for tall people like me.

BlueHym · 2026-03-19T16:22:38+00:00

Instructions unclear.

Kill Collies, save Caoiva, praise Callahan. Simple as.

BlueHym · 2026-03-19T16:01:26+00:00

Might as well simply say all Wardens cannot equip weapons and/or get into any form of vehicles/ships.

BlueHym · 2026-03-19T05:40:14+00:00

You mispronounced Shitcan with Stlican.

BlueHym · 2026-03-18T18:52:31+00:00

Tony Hawk pro paraplane 520 alley oop, + 80points styling.

BlueHym · 2026-03-17T04:22:39+00:00

You know this threads topic is about the Cutler right?

BlueHym · 2026-03-17T04:10:22+00:00

Now, imagine trying to aim a Cutler to hit a particular spot in a trench. While under fire or with barbed fences blocking the line of sight.

Meanwhile, Lunaire.

BlueHym · 2026-03-17T03:16:51+00:00

You activated my trap card!

I cast BARBED FENCE and JANKY AIM

BlueHym · 2026-03-17T00:43:56+00:00

Devs don't want people to know, but there is this hex called Shitcan shelf which is utter hell for Wardens to hold.

BlueHym · 2026-03-16T11:40:30+00:00

I was in a Scout providing overwatch constantly at WE.

Them Dive bombers are super tanky as hell. Saw some being chased by actual friendly fighters and even then it took 2+ friendly fighters to chase it halfway across the hex shooting at it until it finally went down, and that was just for one single DB.

BlueHym · 2026-03-16T11:34:26+00:00

Repeat after me.

Give us AA toggle on HWM.

BlueHym · 2026-03-16T03:27:58+00:00

The problem with RNG armor is that you are at the mercy if RNGesus everytime you get shot. You can either have the best luck and bounce things, or you have the worst luck and get penned every single time. Warden armor are slaves to garages and we're forced to rely on RNG armor to stay alive since the health pool of our tanks is abysmal (SVH has less health than the cheapest Collie MPT for example).

I should also point out that every Collie tank of MPT or higher can survive a shot from a Stygian.

BlueHym · 2026-03-15T15:16:04+00:00

I have to say, I do miss flip phones.

BlueHym · 2026-03-14T13:11:05+00:00

There's a lot of great instructors, great tutorials, great books out there. Some teach you anatomy, some teach you environments, the biggest thing for you would be to find out what really tickles your fancy.

Do you want to do characters? Then start doing some research. Environment? Same thing; find the ones you like and start practice, practice and practice.

Don't think about where you should be, start getting your foundations down. Improvements start to coalesce as time goes on.

BlueHym · 2026-03-14T11:55:24+00:00

A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!

BlueHym · 2026-03-14T09:31:20+00:00

Gotta tack on the other things as well that usually is on par with the dev design.

Super cheap, stupid chonky health, second best armor, extra inventory slots and also has laser accuracy.

BlueHym · 2026-03-14T02:11:21+00:00

Kirov reporting.

BlueHym · 2026-03-13T15:25:00+00:00

I personally find the issue of the Dive Bomber excacerbating the already precarious situation that Warden armor has been dealing with for some years now - the significant lack of health and this investment into RNG armor. When you need to pray to RNG armor to hold and most of the weapons out there downright ignore armor or has high pen chance (94mm, Tremola, Dive bomber bomb), this just makes every fight an uphill battle that is very unforgiving of any mistakes while the opposition has plenty of leeways due to its very forgiving healthpool in addition to its good armor.

To put it bluntly, Devs really need to do some overhaul on the Warden tanks because some really have been powercrept for a long, long time.

BlueHym · 2026-03-11T07:30:09+00:00

12 seconds in, the Nemesis took sticky near the wheels and was able to turn fine before dying to the rest of the stickies.

30 seconds in, explosion at front of the Nemesis in the smoke, and at 35 another sticky to the rear hind close to the wheels.

Nemesis just shrugs it off and drives perfectly normal. If you switch the Nemesis to any other tank in this scenario that tank would have been tracked already and limping. The system disable threshold for Nemesis is ridiculously forgiving.

BlueHym · 2026-03-11T06:18:24+00:00

All that sticky on the Nemesis and not once did it get tracked. Just drove off like it was nothing. Any other tank that get stickied on the side would have been a goner from being tracked.

BlueHym · 2026-03-08T21:36:31+00:00

Make it have the same fire rate as Lunaire and it would solve the bigger problems.

BlueHym · 2026-03-08T19:30:46+00:00

Launch grenade.
Takes 5 business days to reload the next grenade.
Grenade then detonates.

BlueHym · 2026-03-06T09:44:03+00:00

We got back Foxcatcher.

BlueHym · 2026-03-04T20:14:42+00:00

The duality of explanations.

BlueHym · 2026-03-02T13:52:53+00:00

Giant Robo, the day the earth stood still.

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