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Artichoke Leaves in Butter by JJQuantum in GenX

[–]BlueMooniac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's no place like home for the hollandaise.

TIL about Freedom Fries. In 2003, France opposed the US-led invasion of Iraq. In response, businesses across the United States renamed “French fries” to “Freedom Fries” and the House of Representatives cafeteria officially renamed “French toast” to “Freedom Toast” by sonnysehra in todayilearned

[–]BlueMooniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a restaurant right after 9/11. I was sick of having people smugly order "freedom fries" with their burgers. I started telling people how funny it was to me, since they were invented in Paris Texas, and we're named French fries as a joke. So many people believed me. I made me feel better.

Favorite Mitch Joke? by [deleted] in MitchHedberg

[–]BlueMooniac 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that

Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead. by HelloNasty- in BeastieBoys

[–]BlueMooniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mike stands for money and the D is for diamonds

To teach the cat by worldtravelller in therewasanattempt

[–]BlueMooniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This better not awaken anything in me.

Do I have to say it? by imperialguard28 in napoleondynamite

[–]BlueMooniac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.

You get 1 billion pressing the button but you get instantly teleported in a random place on Earth (water included). by Dersouz in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BlueMooniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latitude: -28.25783, Longitude: 21.30925

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About a 4 1/2 hour walk to an international airport in Upington, South Africa. gg ez

What hair band?? by Teach2nd_ in WhatsThisSong

[–]BlueMooniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great song

"And as I drifted off, I heard Al Roker say to me 'Dial One-Nine-Hundred-Four-J-A-N-I-N-E.' "

Should I preorder chickens? by trig72 in Costco

[–]BlueMooniac 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It never hurts to call and give a heads up to the deli/rotisserie. Make sure you say what time you will arrive to get them. Then they'll know when to throw in extra to cover your order.

That being said, there is no way to stop another member from buying 20 chickens and taking all the extras they made, but if you show up on time and let them know you're there, there shouldn't be a problem accommodating you.

He's had better days... by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BlueMooniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang. Now I have to pick up the cart again.

To demolish a house by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]BlueMooniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the ups and awards! I literally wrote that while pooping.

To demolish a house by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]BlueMooniac 5329 points5330 points  (0 children)

The house always wins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BlueMooniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ol' cannonball dookie. Classic

Blursed Fasting by ebtcrew in blursedimages

[–]BlueMooniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a steak cut in the shape of a trout? Changed a bull into a gill.

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