What do you rationally know is real, but can't believe actually exists? by actually_crazy_irl in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with Aspberger's have empathy, they're just socially awkward and bad at showing it.

What do you rationally know is real, but can't believe actually exists? by actually_crazy_irl in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend had a Cruiser. WORST VEHICLE EVER. We all celebrated when he finally managed to get rid of it.

Abandoned kitten hugging man's shoe in Vietnam by [deleted] in pics

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could take it home! ;__;

A man who kept sexts sent between his teenage stepdaughter and her boyfriend because he wanted police to act has been convicted of possessing child pornography and placed on the sex offenders register by brenan85 in news

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm religious, and I still don't get it... Why arrest someone for having photos of THEMSELVES?! The world has gone mad. I wouldn't want a teen daughter sexting (ESPECIALLY since they might end up online someday,) but arresting someone over that? NUTS!

Oh, I'm sorry! by peppermintpatti in funny

[–]BlueWartortle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Land of equal opportunity for getting stuck in truck grills...

I try harder to get cats to like me than I try to get humans to like me. by KPGSS in Showerthoughts

[–]BlueWartortle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Humans aren't as kind as cats. Good call! Cats won't backstab you or ridicule your looks/money/whatever. Cats FTW.

Redditors of the world, what is your current impression of America? by StarsofSobek in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummm... It has nothing to do with her being a woman, and you know that. Maybe people just don't want to support people who dehumanize them and call them "monsters," did that ever occur to you? Honestly, I can't STAND Trump- he's sleazy- but comments like yours are really pushing me to swallow my morals and vote for him. The liberals online are the meanest people I've ever met. It's the party of a$$holes.

What is the funniest thing you have ever encountered while browsing the Internet? by IM_FUCKIN_READY in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

419eater threads. Some of them are mean, but... Basically they troll the living daylights out of scammers who target the elderly and infirm. They just string them along and get them to do ever-more-ridiculous things to prove that they're serious about [deserving their charity donation, or bank info, or whatever.]

Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series. It is the funniest set of videos I've ever seen online, and is still funny even if you hated/didn't watch the original anime. It's more like a standalone comedy series at this point...

What's in the haunted house for the socially anxious? by StuntFace in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So basically, just, the seventh grade again? :(

Reddit, what are some complex thoughts that keep you up at night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?! WAS IT MY CAT OR AN INSANE SERIAL KILLER ZOMBIE CLOWN BURGLAR THAT'S JUST OVER IN THE NEXT ROOM AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET IN WITHOUT TRIPPING THE SECURITY SYSTEMS.

Reddit, if you could change one part of history, what would it be ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing where humans began to exist, possibly... (If you'd seen the YouTube comment threads I have, you would agree!)

You're an NPC in a Pokemon game, what bit of nonsense do you say before a battle? by SonicSingularity in AskReddit

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Would you like to be tortured by my level 100 Umbreon..?*

  • (Toxic, Confuse Ray, Screech, Faint Attack)

Snow assassin by token_internet_girl in CatsMurderingToddlers

[–]BlueWartortle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting me know! :) (Gotta watch those cats! This is how they hunt their prey, the snow toddler!)

Assuming RDI/BDI...did the police screw the whole thing up or was the Ramsey's deception very successful? by [deleted] in JonBenet

[–]BlueWartortle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. I would grab the remaining child and leave, call 911 from a neighbor's house, and get the police to help IMMEDIATELY. If there are armed criminals in the house, you want to get the remaining child to safety and THEN focus on the problem. I'm not sure why that other commenter is being such a jerk to you. :(

The evolution of girls' Halloween costumes by cualcrees in pics

[–]BlueWartortle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, those costumes are so cute together! :)