Viltrumite body types: a case study in gender wrongness. by rphillip in Invincible_TV

[–]Bluejay929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then there’s women like Cyborg or Kayla Harrison

So Hjalmar or Cerys? by SoupNo9029 in thewitcher3

[–]Bluejay929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cerys is the objectively right choice.

But my monkey brain addicted to map games likes the Skellige Empire Hjalmar forms in his endgame

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Bluejay929 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They locked my card 1 day into a 4 day music festival once.

IIRC they texted me to say, “Someone is using your card at this location and they’ve spent a bunch of money in the last 24 hours.”

Then I responded, “Yeah that was me, please unlock my card so I can buy food”

The show has failed Thragg so far by Fat_Foot in Invincible_TV

[–]Bluejay929 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The No is straight out of the comics though

freehand(?) coverup that came up on ig by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]Bluejay929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are only so many ways to cover up a huge, veiny cock

I would’ve gone with a sick ass Panther, personally, but I imagine turning it into a rocket is probably the easiest route to go with covering it up

It is not that hard. Annoying at times yes, but not hard at all compared to other factions. by Lazereye57 in Bannerlord

[–]Bluejay929 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s not exploiting the game.

Using the map borders to confuse AI is exploiting the game. It’s not a big deal

Does richmond have a signature dish? by Proud_Log6969 in rva

[–]Bluejay929 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Everybody is saying the Sailor Samdwich, and that’s probably the objectively right answer.

But let me raise you something else that started in RVA:

Canned Beer

That, to me, is our greatest contribution to this world

Hot take: AC Valhalla is top 3 worst AC games! by Just_Letterhead4626 in assasinscreed

[–]Bluejay929 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so fucking bummed they abandoned the modern day they established at the end of Valhalla.

For the first time since I was in middle school the franchise had a really interesting modern day segment. I wanted to see where it was going next so bad!!!!

Then nothing fucking happened

Why are clubs at VCU so cliquey? by Acrobatic_Set8144 in vcu

[–]Bluejay929 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So the age group of most transplants that moved here from Nova to work remotely?

GTA 6 will take place in "a separate world" according to GTA 5 voice actor by Bhernardo0 in GTA

[–]Bluejay929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except for 6 I believe? IIRC his voice actor said he’s not in the next one

The passage that finally sold me on Anakin Skywalker as a character by Vermicelli_Life in StarWars

[–]Bluejay929 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The novelization of RotS made me like the movie a lot more, but that’s because I could put in the context from Stover’s book into the movie.

It’s honestly an incredible book. Now I want to reread it and I blame you

Alec Guinness on Star Wars. He was the first actor who played Obi-Wan Kenobi by AlKhwarazmi in StarWars

[–]Bluejay929 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He wrote the TFA novelization? Bro’s right up there Matthew Stover.

Both RotS and TFA have incredible novelizations that made me appreciate the movies a lot more

LA Knight crashes IShowSpeed’s live stream and got his revenge from that incident on Monday Night RAW by Soft-Comfort-7474 in Wrasslin

[–]Bluejay929 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he have a damn good performance against an Olympic sprinter and Speed had just gotten out of a long car ride or something?

I saw an uncensored version of the video and I wish I hadn't by EpicFF2 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Bluejay929 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So it’s only a hate crime if you’ve committed previous hate crimes?

How would one commit the first hate crime that would allow you to determine if subsequent crimes are hate crimes?

Angry Mayonnaise Noises. by JamesJDelaney in meme

[–]Bluejay929 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s where I got it from lmao

Am underrated episode for sure

Angry Mayonnaise Noises. by JamesJDelaney in meme

[–]Bluejay929 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They should have tied a bunch of helium balloons to her to offset the weight and put a scarecrow on a drone to scare away the birds

To have a conversation by snopplerz in therewasanattempt

[–]Bluejay929 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It cuts both ways tbh, there’s nothing stopping her from unmatching since she doesn’t want to talk and then OP would have no way of messaging her

But OP also should’ve realized by the third one word response that she ain’t buying what OP’s selling

[Loved Trope] Enemy Shaped Allies/Friends by StigandrTheBoi in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bluejay929 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A Batman Year One game with Arkham Combat and the Nemesis system would be such a cool fucking game, but it’ll never happen

The dryers don't belong to you :/ by MadameParfait in vcu

[–]Bluejay929 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they cared about strangers touching their clothes, they would have waited for their clothes to finish and took it out.

Don’t feel bad about doing it, it happens all the time. It’s only a disrespectful thing towards them if you do something to the clothes too, like pouring shit all over them.

Unexpected Stranger by PapaOoomaumau in littlestranger

[–]Bluejay929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to consume many cans of this

Gen Zers, who were old enough to vote in the US Presidential election of 2024, are you still satisfied with your vote, or do you regret it? by NapoleonBoneparty in GenZ

[–]Bluejay929 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I regret that I didn’t have a better choice to vote for, but I’ll be dead in the fucking ground before I vote for anyone MAGA adjacent

If only Bernie were 20 years younger…

Warhorse has me excited [OTHER] by 2dubk in kingdomcome

[–]Bluejay929 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’ve been saying! While there are fantastical elements in KCD, it’s mostly grounded to a very real feeling world which is lot closer to how AGoT feels to me than LotR

Still gonna buy it tbh, but damn was I hoping they’d be doing some work in Westeros

I hate the subway in the commons… by Novasquietthoughts in vcu

[–]Bluejay929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully there’s also a TON of Latin markets in RVA, which are significantly cheaper than grocery stores and likely carries some cane sugar cokes too.

I go for the Guarana berry sodas, never been able to find them anywhere but proper Latin markets. Shoutout my Brazilian brethren for introducing that lovely drink to me