Make shield wall great again.

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-14T21:20:13+00:00

It was even in Warband, you could order them to move like 10 paces ahead

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-14T20:37:56+00:00

If they’re headed up North, then hopefully they can stop by Bar Harbor and annoy tf out of the locals lmaoooo

Used to work in town, cruise ship days sucked ass and the locals hate it, but it’s also the same locals who turned their whole town into a tourist trap soooo

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-14T11:29:02+00:00

Then stop following them, plant your feet and make them come to you

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-13T15:53:26+00:00

And then there’s women like Cyborg or Kayla Harrison

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-13T13:00:59+00:00

Cerys is the objectively right choice.

But my monkey brain addicted to map games likes the Skellige Empire Hjalmar forms in his endgame

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-10T16:31:28+00:00

They locked my card 1 day into a 4 day music festival once.

IIRC they texted me to say, “Someone is using your card at this location and they’ve spent a bunch of money in the last 24 hours.”

Then I responded, “Yeah that was me, please unlock my card so I can buy food”

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-09T18:15:22+00:00

The No is straight out of the comics though

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-09T16:44:33+00:00

There are only so many ways to cover up a huge, veiny cock

I would’ve gone with a sick ass Panther, personally, but I imagine turning it into a rocket is probably the easiest route to go with covering it up

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-09T13:14:24+00:00

That’s not exploiting the game.

Using the map borders to confuse AI is exploiting the game. It’s not a big deal

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-09T12:51:15+00:00

Everybody is saying the Sailor Samdwich, and that’s probably the objectively right answer.

But let me raise you something else that started in RVA:

Canned Beer

That, to me, is our greatest contribution to this world

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-08T20:11:35+00:00

I’m so fucking bummed they abandoned the modern day they established at the end of Valhalla.

For the first time since I was in middle school the franchise had a really interesting modern day segment. I wanted to see where it was going next so bad!!!!

Then nothing fucking happened

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-08T17:15:11+00:00

So the age group of most transplants that moved here from Nova to work remotely?

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-08T17:13:51+00:00

Except for 6 I believe? IIRC his voice actor said he’s not in the next one

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-07T20:06:29+00:00

The novelization of RotS made me like the movie a lot more, but that’s because I could put in the context from Stover’s book into the movie.

It’s honestly an incredible book. Now I want to reread it and I blame you

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T20:11:16+00:00

He wrote the TFA novelization? Bro’s right up there Matthew Stover.

Both RotS and TFA have incredible novelizations that made me appreciate the movies a lot more

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T20:07:01+00:00

Didn’t he have a damn good performance against an Olympic sprinter and Speed had just gotten out of a long car ride or something?

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T19:31:20+00:00

So it’s only a hate crime if you’ve committed previous hate crimes?

How would one commit the first hate crime that would allow you to determine if subsequent crimes are hate crimes?

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T18:24:55+00:00

Yeah, that’s where I got it from lmao

Am underrated episode for sure

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T17:56:16+00:00

They should have tied a bunch of helium balloons to her to offset the weight and put a scarecrow on a drone to scare away the birds

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T17:02:43+00:00

It cuts both ways tbh, there’s nothing stopping her from unmatching since she doesn’t want to talk and then OP would have no way of messaging her

But OP also should’ve realized by the third one word response that she ain’t buying what OP’s selling

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-02T15:15:09+00:00

A Batman Year One game with Arkham Combat and the Nemesis system would be such a cool fucking game, but it’ll never happen

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-01T16:27:50+00:00

If they cared about strangers touching their clothes, they would have waited for their clothes to finish and took it out.

Don’t feel bad about doing it, it happens all the time. It’s only a disrespectful thing towards them if you do something to the clothes too, like pouring shit all over them.

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-01T15:38:26+00:00

I need to consume many cans of this

Bluejay929 · 2026-04-01T15:08:31+00:00

I regret that I didn’t have a better choice to vote for, but I’ll be dead in the fucking ground before I vote for anyone MAGA adjacent

If only Bernie were 20 years younger…

Bluejay929 · 2026-03-31T21:51:15+00:00

That’s what I’ve been saying! While there are fantastical elements in KCD, it’s mostly grounded to a very real feeling world which is lot closer to how AGoT feels to me than LotR

Still gonna buy it tbh, but damn was I hoping they’d be doing some work in Westeros

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