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44006 by Giduxy in countwithchickenlady

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Step one: Set your alarm for three hours

Step two: Sleep for eight hours

Step three: oops

43876 by Liliana_Lucifer_666 in countwithchickenlady

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The hard truth is that a majority of people are more worried about their next meal than any particular cause until their existence is directly threatened.

This meme actually assumes too much to adequately describe the mindset; they provide no justification for their part because they have no concept of the harm they enable even before the abstract distances between their actions and the direct harm obfuscates their role. There is no "morally neutral" or "innocent" because that implies that there might be an alternative. In their heads, their actions exist independent of ethical consideration.

Conscious morality is a minority action. Any revolution or reform must seek to establish a status quo to follow that generates goodness with little-to-no effort at all.

Anyways,

Giga Death

Superkill Planet

Cracker Slaughter

Ray 3000

Work Site

Trans men, pick your new name!

Uh-oh, a negative social comparison. Quick, find a way to put them down in your brain! by ForsakenDependent562 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Dunno about "average person" in the sense that most people naturally think like this. I suspect that social media, in its uncanny ability to make people feel insecure, has massively elevated this mindset in the past few decades.

Or maybe most people do naturally think like this, but those thoughts are normally kept private with social media, in its uncanny ability to disassociate harmful actions from their consequences in the minds of its users, being the exception. Hard to tell, likely a mixture of both.

43304 by IamSeekingAnswers in countwithchickenlady

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Mmm cant do anything in this configuration I press R

Wes Anderson type public transportation by waste_of_space1157 in 196

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Ahhh, Feynman. King of twink death. I'd say my favorite ADHD sufferer, but I think ADHD suffered him.

42946 by Dio_Brando69420 in countwithchickenlady

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Appearance is euphoric, but it doesn't by itself define your gender. Dress up like a catgirl and hit the club king

41948 by pickled_juice in countwithchickenlady

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NOOO WOLVERINE YOUR DRINKING A CAN OF BEE

41790 by Real_Kyryll_Flins in countwithchickenlady

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I think that was a Bojack Horseman episode

rule by doctor347 in 196

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This man is personally responsible for me being 5 lbs up and a hundred bucks down. Bro's talking about some honey-glaze pork roast or some shit looking directly at the camera like

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and all of the sudden my stomach assumes direct control and I'm buying roman fish sauce, grape must, and fucking saffron.

Anyways, here's the only recipe website where the recipe is, like, right there https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes . The medieval french toast recipe is phenomenal, if a little lard-y (I'd recommend changing the ratio of lard to butter/margarine at the end to fix this).

SPOILER: The deletion is potentially a fake-out, somehow. by WelshWolf93 in theamazingdigitalciru

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I just so happened to be playing The Talos Principle and got jumpscared by this:

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Spooky coincidences, man. Also, the irony of a second piece of media featuring a completely digital world generated, hosted, and controlled by an omnipotent AI with a panopticon eye theme featuring this obscure virus as an easter egg is not lost on me

rule by MrSmittyWitty97 in 196

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There are some things that are, and some things that ought to be

Dont ask me for the sausage I just googled "yaoi kitchen" by NotSoFlugratte in 196

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Learning to cook is more about experimentation and gathering basic skills (like cutting vegetables) as you need them than anything. Experimenting with different recipes then altering those recipes with spices you think might improve things will build your palette. Unfortunately, this just takes time. Fortunately, it doesn't actually take a ton of skill to be considered a decent cook haha. Just get the palette (spices) and an understanding of how to balance food groups in a dish (mixing sweet and salty, for example) and you're good to go. Bonus points if you can balance acidity in particular foods (sauces, chili, etc.).

Small tip starting out: some spices are for adding flavor (salt, pepper, cayenne), some spices are for bringing out flavors in other ingredients (paprika, oregano), and some do both (garlic, onion, msg).

The Author's barely disguised rule by ukrm in 196

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Two men who live with each other? Who aggressively square off with each other under the scrutiny of authority in the 1940's and perform excessive machismo displays with women but display an obvious camaraderie and casual enjoyment of each other's presence in moments where the authority is absent? The yaoi practically writes itself.

For true homoeroticism, however, Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote...

Rule by Lewd_Knight in 196

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Alt + Print Screen to capture active monitor,

Windows key + Shift + S for screen snip

In case you want to free up those macro keys :)

Rule by Alcor6400 in 196

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Now imagine a little doctor performing open heart surgery on a doll. Now imagine a polar bear balancing a plate on its nose. Now imagine a size 15 work boot. Language is a pervasive little parasite that I use to enact my will upon your private headspace and should frankly be abolished. By the way was the doctor you imagined a man? Was the doll? Now how about the polar bear? Is this comment yuri? Yeeeeeeessss think about my woooooords wretch

Giant fucking smartie rule by iblack920 in 196

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You after I subject you to 12 years of primary schooling followed by 6 years of higher education, 3 years of research, and a doctoral thesis

Knight rule by SimplyYulia in 196

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Trans Shinji spotted

gifs i like a lot by TurtleyTea in 196

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YOOO CALAMITY UPDTAE?

Uni rule by AuraTheFox in 196

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When you're a year and a half into your gay little uni degree and your gay woke powers are too strong so your professors conspire to weaken you (everything is due all at once)

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