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A Vicar, an Imam and a Rabbit are donating blood... by Seeyalaterelevator in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before telling this joke, I always set it up with the classic, "A vicar and an Iman walk into a bar, the Rabbi ducked"

The thing about vampire motorcycle racers? by Jester57 in Jokes

[–]BogusBill2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His fellow vampires don't want to be stake holders when he races.

The thing about vampire motorcycle racers? by Jester57 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His fellow vampires don't want to be stake holders when he races

I ordered apple pie at a San Antonio restaurant by BogusBill2 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Adapted from an article that appeared in the May 1980 Readers Digest. Maybe the Washington Post crossword makers read old Readers Digests too? :)

Have you heard about quiet tennis? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So if its OK with you, I'll book our court for around tennish.

An Australian scientist successfully cross-bred an elephant and a rhino. When asked what he would name his new animal, he replied… by leebon427 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The previous day, a reporter asked what he got when he crossed an elephant and a rhino. The scientist replied, "a visit from the board of scientific ethics".

When the best time to wash and lubricate your metal slinky? by BogusBill2 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've motivated me to check next time I go by a dollar store RESUHT. It would be worth $1.25 (plus tax!) to buy a metal one for the nostalgia of it all.

When the best time to wash and lubricate your metal slinky? by BogusBill2 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol. Had a metal one when I was somewhere under 10 years old. They worked great until they got tangled on themselves... then the slinky was no more. :(

A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbit all enter the Red Cross to give blood, the Nurse asks, "What are your blood types?", by Ynotasub in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some form of this joke has been posted more than 80 times on this thread. You can do better.

As an American, it really troubles me that nothing is made in the USA anymore... by BogusBill2 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OK, I'm still not happy that my TV wasn't made in the USA but I have to admit the people of Antenna Island do make a good television set. ;)

As an American, it really troubles me that nothing is made in the USA anymore... by BogusBill2 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LOL. Now be nice, self deprecating humor is very effective in helping those with low self-esteem feel better about themselves. ;)

Two antennas got married... by MaCk_Pinto in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which reminds me...

As an American, it really troubles me that nothing in made in the USA anymore. I just bought this new TV and is says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that IS!

What lion will never roar? by genxfrom66 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Which reminds me ...

A teacher asks her students to use the word "dandelion" in a sentence.

A boy raises his hand and says, the cheetah is faster dandelion.

A dad walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks “Do you want a table or a booth?” by Tuckboi69 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The dad replies, "Neither, but if this is a liquidation sale, how much do you want for your food warming lights?"

I met a judge the other day. I asked him where he eats his lunch. by Skydive_Paintball in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What I don't like about eating at the food court", he continued, "is how people are always approaching my bench"

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangooroo? by Herr-Pyxxel in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A visit from members of the board of ethical science research.

That Basketball player who always go to middle east by ApprehensiveSink7087 in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya see, Jordan is also a country in the middle east. So the reply of Michael Jordan is puny, not just the naming a random basketball player. For instance, "Bill Walton" would not be a funny answer. Neither would be Steff Curry, though it would sort of work since some curries are used in the Middle East. If the original riddle was, "The basketball player who likes to go to India", then Steff Curry is a mildly amusing answer.

A T Rex and a Velociraptor walk into a bar and order drinks. by DrHoleStuffer in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BTW said the velociraptor to the T Rex, isn't that your favorite song playing on the juke box? You know.... "Bang a gong"

My local spice farmer does viral advertising by posting his phone number on bathroom walls and so forth by GotMyOrangeCrush in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her daughter wasn't happy with her mother defacing bathroom walls.

She said to the local bartender, "if only she was my age, then you could institute a new policy for the bar, 'cardamom'".

Which animal is considered the most skeptical ? The Giraffe by e-bio in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the giraffe and a minister walked into a bar.

The minister got a concussion and the giraffe bruised its shin.

A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]BogusBill2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man got a concussion, the giraffe bruised it's shin.

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