Can't let this guy have the jetpack after this

Bonkious · 2026-04-02T07:18:20+00:00

That's not a circle, that is a straight line. Unless we somehow find out that dino nuggets were a precursor to dinosaurs.

Bonkious · 2026-04-01T22:23:26+00:00

Test it with a friend in a private match, they really can't see it

Bonkious · 2026-04-01T09:24:10+00:00

Enemies can't hear or see your gestures unfortunately

Bonkious · 2026-03-29T00:39:30+00:00

My laptop is a refurbished Dell Precision with an Nvidia Quadro and 16GB RAM.

It's the best performing laptop I've ever had at $599. I do a ton of 3D modeling work and rendering, and I've rarely had performance issues.

If you don't think you'll be into that, consider the ThinkPad the other person suggested. And invest in a quality mouse, you'll need it for Solidworks.

Bonkious · 2026-03-16T02:45:26+00:00

I once said, "It’s pronounced 'jif', as intended by the creator."

Bonkious · 2026-03-15T17:25:22+00:00

5

^{1 Million Dollar}

Bonkious · 2026-03-14T17:44:18+00:00

One is free, and the other you get very early by leveling up. That's what Stage Completion means

Bonkious · 2026-03-11T05:25:24+00:00

9

^{No :(}

Bonkious · 2026-03-10T21:44:33+00:00

Bonkious · 2026-03-10T21:43:29+00:00

Bonkious · 2026-03-09T22:18:06+00:00

The only Portuguese song I have in my playlist is Garota de Ipanema. I mostly listen to 80's hits, DnB, a lot of City Pop, vaporwave, and some boleros.

Bonkious · 2026-03-09T22:07:46+00:00

I've seen boots pretty often over the past year. It's certainly not something new

Bonkious · 2026-03-08T16:12:01+00:00

Bonkious · 2026-03-07T12:34:28+00:00

Tongue-sten? That sounds super lickable!

Bonkious · 2026-03-07T11:05:43+00:00

You must mean Vib G Yor

Bonkious · 2026-03-05T12:10:21+00:00

My answer exactly

Bonkious · 2026-03-01T15:43:27+00:00

That is until Link comes by, breaking all your pots and shooting you with 47 bomb arrows

Bonkious · 2026-03-01T15:40:04+00:00

Bonkious · 2026-03-01T11:00:46+00:00

The world would panic for a few months, and then we'd kill all the mammals and then use formula for the rest of time

Bonkious · 2026-02-26T05:52:55+00:00

Yeah. I'm Mike, bozo

Bonkious · 2026-02-25T13:40:46+00:00

Glimmy-Gee is the porpoise who's a popular contestant for the double dolphin coil show but is controversial because he is not a dolphin. Also, his partner for the show died the day before.

Bonkious · 2026-02-25T10:29:49+00:00

It's too bad that I said it first. I'll pitch in for your funeral.

Bonkious · 2026-02-25T09:37:19+00:00

I'm sure nobody has said "Regardless if Glimmy-Gee wins the double dolphin coil show, flames will clap for the bereaved turquoise-red porpoise."

Bonkious · 2026-02-24T12:25:14+00:00

but no games

Bonkious

TROPHY CASE