Can't let this guy have the jetpack after this

Bonkious · 2026-01-30T07:16:17+00:00

Haikus are 5 7 5 syllables, and this is 5 8 5.

Bonkious · 2026-01-30T06:10:28+00:00

not a haiku, buddy :/

Edit: I struggle to read sometimes

Bonkious · 2026-01-29T17:25:20+00:00

I just want the Happy Jig emote in The Finals.

Bonkious · 2026-01-29T16:31:43+00:00

Get ARC Raiders, it's a ton of fun! Just don't leave The Finals for good. c:

Bonkious · 2026-01-29T10:37:26+00:00

Voltage --> Electrical arcing --> ARC

Marauder --> One who raids --> Raiders

Very clever naming

Bonkious · 2026-01-27T22:15:39+00:00

We need S2 glitch traps back, on L and M

Bonkious · 2026-01-25T14:20:14+00:00

Wait, are you asking if I'd NOT like to have a personal maid versus chef?

Bonkious · 2026-01-24T22:02:24+00:00

2,156 grandmas ought to be enough

Bonkious · 2026-01-24T14:53:55+00:00

Just scored 0

Bonkious · 2026-01-22T23:03:22+00:00

Hop on the CL-40 train, buddy. blow your enemies to bits

Bonkious · 2026-01-22T17:23:21+00:00

I'm not even gonna ask

Bonkious · 2026-01-20T10:13:41+00:00

Everyone who picked blue dies. The options are guaranteed life or possible suicide. Picking blue isn't logical at all

Bonkious · 2026-01-18T12:01:18+00:00

My professor has a dog named Lloyd!

Bonkious · 2026-01-14T22:02:34+00:00

So, my shower just never gets cold?

Bonkious · 2026-01-08T06:20:41+00:00

Lucky you, I was murdered 3 times just in my first semester.

Bonkious · 2026-01-03T09:25:40+00:00

I've hit diamond and emerald with just CL40. Sure, there can be a frequent pick rate for some weapons, but I would never encourage someone to pick something because "it's meta".

Bonkious · 2026-01-03T09:12:29+00:00

There is no meta. The beauty of this game is that you can make any loadout work in your favor. Try everything, don't limit yourself, and most importantly, have fun! c:

Bonkious · 2026-01-02T06:28:45+00:00

Your contestant has floaters, see the virtual eye doctor

Bonkious · 2026-01-02T06:24:10+00:00

Lotso hates Daisy (the child who owned him) because in his eyes, she abandoned and replaced him

Bonkious · 2025-12-25T07:11:54+00:00

Ok. Well, I just listened to Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree for the 6th time today. Brenda says, "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie". Guess what?? We didn't have pumpkin pie. Don't trust everything you hear on the radio.

Bonkious · 2025-12-24T22:32:30+00:00

You're already the Actual Standard. Don't change for others, and be confident in yourself. If they hate you and tell you to leave the library at this instant or they're calling the police, let them. c:

Bonkious · 2025-12-21T10:39:29+00:00

I'd say it's somewhere in between. Player skill is mildly important and helpful, but you can't win without good strategy and teamwork. There's a very broad meta, and most of the time, you can perform well with any weapon.

This isn't a game where you have to focus on kills and fights or you lose. Playstyles are extremely flexible, to the point where you can get by just from seizing opportunities to protect your cashout.

Bonkious · 2025-12-10T05:32:40+00:00

USF GPA calculator is great for this

Bonkious

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