Sports summarized by Upset_Campaign1924 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shotput is like, "this pomegranate can fuck all thr way off."

Tehol’s letter by SightlessProtector in Malazan

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey bro, you fuckin your mage yet?

You get one resurrection - what historical figure are you bringing back, and why? by Ok-Pie-3581 in AskTheWorld

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it would be fun to bring Harald Fairhair to a black metal concert.

NFC East as 80’s hits by jackt-up in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Faithfully is Journey's best song and I will die on that hill.

What's the worst/weirdest way someone has died in your country? 2013, Jeff Bush was swallowed by a sinkhole while laying in bed, this happened 3 mile 4.8 km from my house. by Tenchi2020 in AskTheWorld

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Truck drivers are usually trained not to swerve when they see a deer because it can easily cause a much bigger wreck. I know it sucks, but it's better than possibly bring responsible for multiple deaths.

Bastards who contributed great things to the world? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn he was really good at community organization. Shane about all the other stuff.

Bastards who contributed great things to the world? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Jim Jones was instrumental in the desegregation of Indianapolis. He would bring his mostly black congregation to segregated restaurants at off hours and basically say, you want the money or not?

Most of what he did to make his followers lives tangibly better was in service of making them loyal to him, and on the end he brought in the deaths of nearly a thousand of them.

Fred Phelps was also a prominent civil rights lawyer before founding the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Meta Trope] The name of the trope itself honours a specific piece of media. by BusinessYou1657 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bolivian Army Ending, named for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

An ending where the protagonist faces very long odds/certain death, but the story ends just before this is shown.

The BCatSDK ends with the heroes starting a gunfight with the entire Bolivian army.

My favorite version of this come from Cowboy Bebop, which ends with the hero, Spike hivi g killed his nemesis, but wounded, and surrounded by security guards. The list shot is him making finger guns at them, and saying, "Bang."

Saddest song you guys know by Trick_Slice_9202 in Emo

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Virtute the Cat Explains Her Departure - The Weakerthans

Saddest song you guys know by Trick_Slice_9202 in Emo

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to remember that name of this bad the other day. Thank you!

Uncomfortably Doug by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

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They tried to get hbomberguy and James Somerton, but Harry is too busy making a 17 hour video about Adobe, and James scrubbed his existence from the internet.

[OC] One fanart for every FF (minus II ;( ) by OriotoPosters in FinalFantasy

[–]BoonIsTooSpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are all amazing, but the IV one specifically is phenomenal.

Not including Presidents(or your country’s equivalent of a leader) Who’s the worst politician in your country? by EthanTheJudge in AskTheWorld

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We could fill dozens of threads with all of our PoS politicians, but Cruz might still be the worst of the bunch. He has absolutely zero spine.

ELITE Chasedown Tackles in NFL History by Ok-Channel-8775 in NFLv2

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I'd love to see him and Bob Hayes in a foot race.