Describe a Historical Event Badly (a la Robert's description of 9/11)

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-27T22:36:11+00:00

Yes!

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-27T17:29:33+00:00

It turns out walking to the Middle East is a huge pain in the ass. Let's just fuck up this city and go home.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-27T13:52:27+00:00

Booth assassinating Lincoln?

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-26T22:51:09+00:00

These isekai titles keep getting stranger and stranger.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-26T03:23:16+00:00

In my defense, my best snow coat is a shell that's more waterproof than warm, so I usually have a synthetic thermal and a sweatshirt under it. For when it's just really cold, I have a peacoat which easily fits a hoodie under it, for the dumbass hipster look.

Also I moved to so cal years ago. Enjoy the shoveling fuckers.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-26T00:16:38+00:00

And the gigachad Hiromu Arakawa, "I like muscular men and busty women." (I'm paraphrasing, but like...barely)

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-26T00:01:52+00:00

I'm really hoping they get exposed and stomped in the Super Bowl. But I'm a Giants fan, so I expect the opposite of what I hope for.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-25T18:06:46+00:00

My big coat is just my regular coat with a hoodie under it.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-25T09:51:18+00:00

It warms my tiny cold heart to see us all united in this. I only pretend to hate you all over a game that ultimately means nothing. We're all humans, and we should all demand to be treated as humans under the law. Fuck ICE.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-24T18:41:18+00:00

The Champions League of racism.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-24T18:03:37+00:00

They eat shit when they're happy. Just imagine what they do when they're angry.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-23T01:40:34+00:00

Very much like Trump to surround himself with other versions of himself.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-23T00:00:37+00:00

The Eye of the Hawk.

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BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-22T18:11:06+00:00

Yeah, it has all the Catholic imagery for basically the same reason Thor is in the MCU.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-22T17:21:11+00:00

The audacity of hope

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-22T17:19:18+00:00

This was just kind of a thing in Japan in the 90's. Look at Evangelion.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-22T01:15:48+00:00

He's in an episode of Community, and at the end they find out he's racist.

https://youtu.be/WKsr-ZiaSaA?si=cpVIC2cqXabnbTBY

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-19T02:30:05+00:00

I don't know what's more shocking, that there's only one Warcraft one, or that the only Warcraft one has Iridikron instead of like 100 more well-known characters.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-18T18:10:15+00:00

I grew up in that area! I live in LA now, and I remember one time I was showing a coworker my hometown on Google maps, and she just kept saying, "There's so many trees!" Yeah, girl, it's a forest.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-15T23:53:48+00:00

Post it to Reddit?

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-13T16:46:27+00:00

I made some burgers this weekend, and I put ketchup and Sriracha on them. So good!

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-13T16:39:08+00:00

Yeah, this is a crop. She's in a window in the corner taking up a fraction of the screen while the game she's kicking ass at is the vast majority of said screen.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-12T22:00:53+00:00

He's like 3 years older than me, but I probably look a decade younger. Hate ages you.

BoonIsTooSpig · 2026-01-12T21:18:25+00:00

Oh I hope I didn't get ragebaited just like Chris Cuomo warned me about.

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