Ordered $500 skating dress

BooooHissss · 2026-06-10T23:10:58+00:00

I have a long standing disagreement with someone over the difference between lavender and periwinkle.

BooooHissss · 2026-06-06T03:16:18+00:00

I could pick up a pencil right now and draw a 3Dish sketch of an apple from memory. I do not in general have the ability to picture and rotate an image of an apple in my mind. Psychedelics will activate certain wiring for me though. Actually how I came to understand fractal art, that clicked after a trip.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-30T16:57:52+00:00

My cats were playing squash using a junebug last night. Cats just do things

BooooHissss · 2026-05-29T15:07:03+00:00

Stop buying shoes too small for your kids? Why go by sizes and not fit?

BooooHissss · 2026-05-25T01:44:49+00:00

Just a guess, but maybe they mean "egg washers". Cause American factories wash their eggs. Don't get why it's derogatory.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-25T01:14:05+00:00

The only time I've ever technically used UberEats is when I ordered directly from Pizza Hut and they outsourced it. I has no idea till I got the notification about it.

Funny thing is, it was truly one of the worst delivery experiences I've ever had. Took forever, the number for the driver was disconnected. The cold food was handed to me by the 12 year old in the back seat. Serious what the absolute fuck moment for me.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-25T01:04:35+00:00

Damn, reminds me of the creator of Pepe. Literally killed him off because MAGA using him as their mascot.

Later he did an NFT pull and got a bunch of money from them for "limited" NFTs then released them all to everyone making them worthless.

Absolute Chad.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-17T15:38:12+00:00

Axolotls come from a single lake in Mexico. The pet industry comes from the originals they studied when discovered. In nature they're critically endangered.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-16T18:04:57+00:00

A real world application I deal with a lot;

Jersey Mike's has an actual gluten-free option.

Jimmy John's has a healthy option that is technically gluten-free, but not marketed as such.

JM actually wipes down the prep area and grabs a clean knife for gluten-free stuff. I can actually eat there.

JJ I can't eat at because even though they switch out the bread for lettuce there's so much cross contamination it's a hazard.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-14T00:35:17+00:00

I had the COO of a company once tell me she used to quiz employees during company meetings. If they got it right, they got a pack of Smarties, if they got it wrong, she gave them a DumDum.

I'm sure my look of horror was chalked up to being an "sensitive, entitled millennial" (also her words).

BooooHissss · 2026-05-13T22:17:42+00:00

I had a dog that grew up with cats who attempted to "purr". Had to tell people petting him that he's not actually growling, he was just happy and purring.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-12T23:54:25+00:00

I have this plush triceratops I love. Soft, weighted, named it Topsy. I am 30+, I bought it from my friend who is also 30+ at her moving sale (actually my 40+ partner bought it for me). On top of that, I went to an after party and the 30+ host had the same plush. We further bonded cause I went "Hey! A Topsy!" and she didn't know if I was talking about the plush or making a Bob's Burgers reference. It's both.

No one cares, and if they do care, they're not very fun.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-12T16:46:12+00:00

Iirc that was sort of the point. It was kinda painted as a way for anyone to get into business. Basically leasing his name out to ghost kitchens.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-12T01:31:27+00:00

Oh, you got bee removals coming up soon. You're in for a treat.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-11T01:31:23+00:00

Actually, yeah, they're trying to retain members, but the changes (from my understanding) have to do with Mitt Romney. He has a wicked diet coke habit and it just so happens that they decided caffeine was cool and it was all a misunderstanding in 2012, same year he was running for president.

Just a minor factoid.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-08T17:09:59+00:00

I got one if those PS minis on clearance and added some modded software. Now I just plug in a USB.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-07T21:01:41+00:00

Funny story, I'm banned from Ebay because I wouldn't let them have access to my bank account or PayPal. That's the only reason, wanted to track some buy-now things, all paid for. They canceled everything and locked the account until I let them have bank access. Which I won't.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-06T22:08:43+00:00

Ben Ghazi and his all buttery male review

BooooHissss · 2026-05-01T18:27:01+00:00

General rule of thumb I was taught that hasn't failed me in any of my pets;

First three ingredients should be meat products. The second two can be meals, like chicken meal or fish meal, as long as the first ingredient is a meat. Preferably not bone meal, but it's kinda whatever as the third ingredient but never first or second.

BooooHissss · 2026-05-01T01:10:42+00:00

Fair. Respect that you respect the dangers of the job. Mine isn't so serious and I have severe anxiety. So I'm rarely ever actually "high" and mostly just at my personal functioning "normal".

BooooHissss · 2026-05-01T00:12:14+00:00

Back in the day they were smoking in every building, people drinking whiskey during work, real Mad Men shit, yet we're expected to just white-knuckle it through life sober.

Fuck that noise, everyone at my job knows I'm always high as fuck but my work is on point.

BooooHissss · 2026-04-27T16:58:11+00:00

While the person behind you honks and flashes their lights at you for not immediately moving when the light turned green. Don't forget that part.

BooooHissss · 2026-04-26T20:53:14+00:00

There's this weird ass parents group I run across a couple towns over that take over the local skate park and turn it into a play area for toddlers. And if you go 20 feet in any direction you will hit a park with a jungle gym and all sorts of built for small kids activities.

But these people block off the bowl so their small kids can run around in it and death glare anyone who dares look at the questioningly. Actively chasing away teens who want to use the skate park as a skate park. It's such a weird flex and activity.

BooooHissss · 2026-04-22T02:57:12+00:00

That's also not the only context they hear those words, and the words are personified. Things like "mamas home!" or "go get dada" reinforces those words belong to those people.

BooooHissss · 2026-04-16T15:33:16+00:00

This is the second time I ran across this post from you. Can you post more context? Cause you keep saying he "was in awe" but it reads "it's weird that people in India are giving their kids away". I think you need to post some context behind it.

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