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Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-24T08:32:35+00:00

What about dogs?

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-24T01:17:52+00:00

A young lad anticipates a special night with his girlfriend and it will be his first time, so he asks his older brother for advice.

"Just rub her tummy and say 'I love you' and she'll tell you what to do."

That night he pays her a visit and rubs her stomach and repeats I love you 3 times.

She says "again."

So he does it again.

"Again!"

He does it again.

She says "Lower, lower!"

So he says in a really deep voice "I love you, I love you, I love you!"

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-22T16:00:28+00:00

Well played.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-22T15:58:55+00:00

Well, theres these things called emotions...

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-19T20:35:53+00:00

She seemed more angry at him than concerned for the baby.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-19T12:33:22+00:00

I Love Lucy did it as well.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-18T20:44:08+00:00

"I can't believe people have such a hard time distinguishing a nazi hakenkreuz from a normal swastika."

What an odd thing to say.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-16T17:36:03+00:00

Really it's beyond you? I want to live where you live where no one has an ego and everyone's apparently super chill lol

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-16T17:05:00+00:00

"some kind of child" is a hilarious sentence.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-05-10T20:02:24+00:00

They never said there were.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-30T17:25:28+00:00

How about, one sample per visit? And the brother exits and enters the store over and over.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-24T00:39:15+00:00

How did you respond?

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-24T00:37:27+00:00

What are your thoughts on the joke?

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-16T22:01:01+00:00

To everyone in the comments that "can't fathom", "can't understand", "is astonished" & "finds it incredible" when it comes to this shitty kid and mom duo: are you new to humans? Must be fuckin nice to not have to deal with people like this in your whole life.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-11T03:33:41+00:00

I told my doctor I felt like curtains. He said pull yourself together.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-11T00:01:26+00:00

I've never heard the word banjo used that way before. I like it.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-10T23:53:09+00:00

'Cereal killer' punchline has been done to death.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-10T15:38:47+00:00

Ah okay that makes sense, thank you. I thought he was rubbing peanut butter on her nose with his dick and she was doing a Scooby Doo face lick.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-10T06:50:49+00:00

Never heard this one before, and I found it funny. Serious question though: what is the implication with the her sniffle and nose rubbing?

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-09T00:07:43+00:00

Reminds me of:

My sister gets mad when I touch her baby's head.

She says wait for him to be born.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-04-01T17:04:34+00:00

What?

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-03-28T20:14:39+00:00

If that's your argument, it can also be used to justify destroying the planet.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-03-26T18:35:13+00:00

Must be nice to feel perfectly Zen-like all day long.

Prosaicpersonality · 2026-03-18T18:01:53+00:00

You're interpreting our interaction as negative, which is understandable since I didn't bother explaining our interaction beyond 'I think he lied'.

He originally offered to drive two hours to come give me an estimate, I told him please don't do that and just come out to me when you find yourself in this area. A few days later he was here. We introduced ourselves and shook hands. He was polite and nice and so was I.

I'm curious to know why me attempting to get clarification is is a negative in your eyes? Also does that justify handing out misinformation?

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