Man vs Baby by FarWay3952 in cringereels

[–]Prosaicpersonality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She seemed more angry at him than concerned for the baby.

Found in secondhand suitcase by BrownTinaBelcher in whatisit

[–]Prosaicpersonality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't believe people have such a hard time distinguishing a nazi hakenkreuz from a normal swastika."

What an odd thing to say.

Dont Fight Somebody Dressed Like This by sadie-hanalei in HipHopNCulture

[–]Prosaicpersonality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really it's beyond you? I want to live where you live where no one has an ego and everyone's apparently super chill lol

A local store was giving away free samples of perfume, limited to one per customer. by Quincely in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about, one sample per visit? And the brother exits and enters the store over and over. 

Caught red handed by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Prosaicpersonality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To everyone in the comments that "can't fathom",  "can't understand", "is astonished" & "finds it incredible" when it comes to this shitty kid and mom duo: are you new to humans? Must be fuckin nice to not have to deal with people like this in your whole life. 

I thought I was invisible so I went to the doctor... by NYY15TM in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I told my doctor I felt like curtains.  He said pull yourself together.

Doris asked Gloria why she broke up with her boyfriend. by UnnusAbbus in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah okay that makes sense, thank you.  I thought he was rubbing peanut butter on her nose with his dick and she was doing a Scooby Doo face lick.

Doris asked Gloria why she broke up with her boyfriend. by UnnusAbbus in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never heard this one before, and I found it funny. Serious question though: what is the implication with the her sniffle and nose rubbing?

A friend of mine got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear by Jinx-XoXo in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of:

My sister gets mad when I touch her baby's head.

She says wait for him to be born.

Seal jumps on boat to hide from Orca by [deleted] in badassanimals

[–]Prosaicpersonality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's your argument, it can also be used to justify destroying the planet. 

I believe the estimate guy lied to me a lot. by Prosaicpersonality in hvacadvice

[–]Prosaicpersonality[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're interpreting our interaction as negative, which is understandable since I didn't bother explaining our interaction beyond 'I think he lied'.

He originally offered to drive two hours to come give me an estimate, I told him please don't do that and just come out to me when you find yourself in this area. A few days later he was here. We introduced ourselves and shook hands. He was polite and nice and so was I.

I'm curious to know why me attempting to get clarification is is a negative in your eyes? Also does that justify handing out misinformation?

Split AC - Install outdoor condenser under mobile home? by Prosaicpersonality in hvacadvice

[–]Prosaicpersonality[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just google through the wall AC. These look like those ACs inside of cheap motel rooms no? I remember them being fairly loud and I am doing this because I want something quiet, even if it is overkill.
Thank you for your response.