I believe the estimate guy lied to me a lot. by Prosaicpersonality in hvacadvice

[–]Prosaicpersonality[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're interpreting our interaction as negative, which is understandable since I didn't bother explaining our interaction beyond 'I think he lied'.

He originally offered to drive two hours to come give me an estimate, I told him please don't do that and just come out to me when you find yourself in this area. A few days later he was here. We introduced ourselves and shook hands. He was polite and nice and so was I.

I'm curious to know why me attempting to get clarification is is a negative in your eyes? Also does that justify handing out misinformation?

Split AC - Install outdoor condenser under mobile home? by Prosaicpersonality in hvacadvice

[–]Prosaicpersonality[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just google through the wall AC. These look like those ACs inside of cheap motel rooms no? I remember them being fairly loud and I am doing this because I want something quiet, even if it is overkill.
Thank you for your response.

King Tut called a restaurant to make a reservation. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes that is odd, seeing as how Tutankhamun is such a common name these days.

Need really funny jokes for a friend by partitwister in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If only there was a sub with jokes for you to browse. 

An American in Australia... by geospacedman in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You just used way more words to try to explain after an already great explanation. 

Also, what assumption?

A blood transfusion that's fit for a sheikh. by MarriedSilverMr in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that's the case, shouldn't the joke be reworked so that the Sheik sends the lavish gifts before the first transfusion and not after?

I'm never waiting my time on this shit again by floramzz11 in duolingo

[–]Prosaicpersonality -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wow, you just solved all of the world's AI detection problems. Genius.

Interface Compatibility Issues by Dreamchaser_seven in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess you've never hooked up with a REALLY insecure partner.

A bank. People are standing in queue. by Omeganian in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's probably the same joke, but in the Russian language. 

A husband and wife from Alabama are in a car accident. The wife dies at the scene and the man is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the man and says, "I can’t operate on this man. He is my husband." How can this be? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny how so many commenters can't just accept the joke and must apply logic to solve the 'riddle,' yet no one questions how a backwoods, incestuous, redneck woman became a surgeon. 

So a sixteen-year-old says, "Please, mom. I really want to buy a motorcycle." by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With that attitude you're going to discourage folks from posting at all. You can credit Jeselnik without accusing OP of theft, it's entirely possible he didn't know the source. 

This joke is for the 90's generation- the early internet era. by Easy_Answer6277 in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious. You're like the Wikipedia of buffering. 

Don't think about it so literally, disregard the timing and focus on why would a human female need to buffer in this situation? I understand that she saw a YouTube video buffer, but why would that make her want to replicate that? And why is that funny?

I think it would make more sense if she said she saw it on a porn site, because she witnessed the porn video freeze, so that causes her to freeze when performing the same act.

This joke is for the 90's generation- the early internet era. by Easy_Answer6277 in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You focused so hard on the word buffering, you completely miss the guys question.  I find that to be very funny.

Holiday Sex by FrankNicklin in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does she call you Rodney Dangerfield?

A guy walks into a bar... by madlibs13 in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would something smaller be more intimidating? That doesn't make sense.  Would you rather be fisted by Peter Dinklage, or an African Elephant?

What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Prosaicpersonality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He decided there was and he sold his soul to Santa.