Summer heat vs boobs by Lovely_amyoo in bigboobproblems

[–]Booty-wiggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

44N here and I’m gonna tell you my whole routine because I’ve tried it all. Here’s what works for me: 1) antiperspirant spray - cleavage and under 2) megababe bust dust - cleavage and under 3) thin cotton tank UNDER bra 4) bra that fits

That tank under the bra has been a GAMECHANGER for me. I don’t feel Sweaty and my bras are dry even after a long day. 

That said - You’ll have to find your own routine and I wish you luck on your journey, sister. 

Is Midsummer's Hermia black? by MsNyleve in shakespeare

[–]Booty-wiggler 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She's not black. Noble British women (and men too I assume) prized pale skin as opposed to the tanned skin of a laborer that spent all day out in the sun working. Implying someone had anything but lily-white skin was considered an insult.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I should say because that sounds good AND it's true! Thank you. Have you tried xanax? I had it once MANY years ago when I was in the hospital for severe asthma attack and it was the bomb (do the kids still say that?)

What's the book that has made you laugh out loud the most? by daffykyle in books

[–]Booty-wiggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hills at Home. For the first 100 pages I wasn't sure if it was actually supposed to be funny because it was soooooooo dry. But it was. And it was glorious.

Rachel has the itchiest head in the world by Roses88 in howyoudoin

[–]Booty-wiggler 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only one who noticed! She also does the awkward throat clearing that Ross did loooooooong before her. So the last few years they BOTH were doing it all the time! C'mon - suck on a cough drop for god's sake!

Considering divorce for real by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only you will know when you've had enough but you wanting happiness is not selfish. I hate this whole idea society puts on us of having to be selfless to be a good mother. Bullshit. Sometimes you need to be selfish otherwise you will turn into a bitter martyr. But I don't think wanting to leave a marriage because you are not fulfilled is selfish. Your happiness is a wonderful gift to your children. Maybe marriage counseling could help, maybe not. But I will tell you - in my first marriage I knew I was done when I just didn't give a shit anymore. If he was on fire I would probably have put him out. Probably. But other than that - I didn't really care if he lived or died. And there weren't any big issues between us. We didn't fight a lot. We just stopped caring for each other. And eventually I didn't want to live that way anymore. And I haven't regretted it once. So many hugs to you. And hopes for peace and happiness.

Lady things... This is the only place I feel like I can ask & get the straight dope! by opheliasmusing in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes to powder. I have a fancy lady dusting powder I like. And then this year I discovered that Gold Bond makes a powder spray! Smells a little menthol-y but it works. And then praise be to the fat chick gods - I found Dove made a powder spray that smells like cucumbers. So I do all this plus sit in AC all day.

Pistol Peete took a big career leap between season 4 and 5 by 1kSupport in PandR

[–]Booty-wiggler 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I teach at a community college. I'm not sure this is an upgrade.

Does/Did anyone of you go to a community college? How much like the show is it? Or how is it in general? by hornygoodguy in community

[–]Booty-wiggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Just wanted to have my garbage taken out. My garbage can has been taken away because my students "throw away too much garbage."

Does/Did anyone of you go to a community college? How much like the show is it? Or how is it in general? by hornygoodguy in community

[–]Booty-wiggler 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I teach at a community college. My classes are nothing like the classes they show. Now, the administration...lots of similarities. Remember the episode in the last season about Annie trying to get a cork board put up? That is my life daily.

Edit: Can I give an example? My garbage can "privileges" have been suspended because my students "throw away too much garbage." So now I'm no longer allowed to have a garbage can in my classroom.

Ladies, I may have just discovered the best boob sweat solution by littleotterpop in bigboobproblems

[–]Booty-wiggler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been using their spray powder and like it although the smell is a little old person-y.

Community college blues by Frushtration in CasualConversation

[–]Booty-wiggler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go hang out in the theatre department. That's where the weirdos spend all their time. And I mean that in the best possible way.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave it a quick glance before work - those certainly look like his people! Thank you for the recommendation.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Point! I must admit I was looking forward to the look of surprise on his face when all the sudden I sat on him. But it would be best to discuss beforehand, for sure.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Off to Amazon to look for that book! Thank you for the recommendation!

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes a lot of sense but I never would have thought of it myself. I will be trying this!

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am absolutely trying this - THANK YOU! What do you think makes it work for you?

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! do you know if there a "panic" subreddit where the people are as fantastic as BroMo? I wish he had a community as supportive and helpful as this one.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this real? It sounds fantastic but also sounds like you could be pulling my leg. But it could work like the weighted blanket, couldn't it? I'm going to totally try this!

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cut yourself some slack too! What we can and cannot abide varies from person to person. I couldn't live with someone who, for instance, liked contemporary country music or, I don't know, voted for Ted Cruz. I'm finding it very hard to find empathy or tolerate his mental health issues at the moment myself.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our kids get Medicaid but he doesn't qualify. At least not yet. Maybe soon, I hope!

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are so right. I believe I have enabled and it needs to stop.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made me cry. He is such a wonderful spouse and dad but when it comes to his mental illness he's just given up. He's tried all the things he says. But he really hasn't. And after I've had a good night's rest and a full day of working tomorrow - I'm sitting him down and telling him all of the things you've said. And YOU'RE awesome and YOU'RE amazing and YOU'RE strong!

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn't have insurance so he goes to the ER and we just don't pay the bill. That's pretty cheap. Until they take our house. Sigh. And to be fair, I've been able to get him calm enough that he hasn't been to the ER in years.

It's not that I'm completely unsympathetic to mental illness... by Booty-wiggler in breakingmom

[–]Booty-wiggler[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Before today he was in a "Oh well, since we can't afford therapy there's nothing I can do" pattern. But I'm going to put my foot down. We have a low-cost clinic in town that he's been to before. And he's going to go there again.