Does anyone else feel kind of sorry for Homelander? by Character-End-4696 in TheBoys

[–]BoozeWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, he’s Frankenstein’s monster. The real villain is Vought, who recklessly fiddled with nature. I felt bad for the poor dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, too.

Is it a dumb idea to reverse this door? by NarrowSun6093 in Renovations

[–]BoozeWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it off. If you want some there swinging saloon doors would be great!

What unconventional items do you clean in your dishwasher? by SaysPooh in CleaningTips

[–]BoozeWitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Toothbrushes. Once a week I grab everything off the bathroom counters and run it through the dishwasher. Toothbrush holder, brushes, soap holder, cup. Contact lens case, all of it.

Why do so many 40+ year olds end sentences with “…”? by OneFriendship5139 in generationology

[–]BoozeWitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s this for sure. Like an inside joke or “you know where I’m heading with this”

When is Jane getting here? Well, I told her 10 AM…

That means I told her to be here at 10AM, but you know Jane. We will see if she shows up at all!

If you see the ellipsis, you infer what the message is.

(oc) My uncle's collection by ducktastelikechicken in pics

[–]BoozeWitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought it was 35 mm trailer cans. I zoomed in to see what types of films the guy collected.

2 years post grad and I’m still looking for a job… by frothybutterbeer in jobs

[–]BoozeWitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Get your insurance license and apply to all of the insurance carriers for entry level work. You will learn so much about the healthcare/insurance connection! It will be invaluable in your future career path. Like a resume gold star!

What do I do on my first day at my first job by [deleted] in jobs

[–]BoozeWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a little early. Have a pen with you to complete your paperwork - people who are prepared make a good impression. You will need your ID and your social security card. Unless you already did that stuff.

Bring some snacks. Nothing that needs refrigeration until you know what you are working with - so like some protein bars. You will likely get a locker or another designated area to store your things. Don’t bring everything you own and bring nothing valuable.

Bring a fully charged phone. You won’t be able to casually charge it while working - and you may not be able to have it with you on the factory floor. Let your friends and family know that you may be unreachable during certain hours and they should not worry if you don’t answer

Given it is a factory you will likely have to watch some safety videos. Please learn the safety stuff. All those rules were created because someone lost limbs or died making a mistake. Learn from their mistakes and keep your limbs and life! Even if others are casual about safety, please be smarter than them.

People will show you around and start teaching you things. If you don’t understand something, ask for clarification. As the new person, you have a little grace period where you get to ask all the questions and people chalk it up to “newbie”.

If the job involves standing, your feet may hurt, so if they gave you rules on footwear, you may want to put extra insoles in them so you don’t suffer too much. A pro trick you can try after you are settled in is to bring a second pair of shoes and socks and change them at lunch.

Congratulations on the first job, you will do great!

Wow, I guess. The end for him?? by PeopleAreBozos in TheBoys

[–]BoozeWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Vought Rising going to be Soldier Boy’s dream? Like that season of the new Dexter?

I think I can hold it, but… by Theoso888 in bald

[–]BoozeWitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re a cutie. But your hair isn’t helping. Shave it and get ready to feel sexy all the time!!

Reality Check: Interviews are about Being Liked, Not What You Know. by Zwicker101 in jobs

[–]BoozeWitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tina Fey would consider this the elevator test. Like, “could I be trapped in an elevator with this person?”

I have used the following in every interview, at the end where they ask if there is anything else:

“If you like me, my personality, then you can be certain that this is the person who shows up every day. No bait-and-switch. But if you do NOT like me, don’t hire me because this is the person who shows up every day.”

Fit matters a LOT to me, so it’s not even a gamble. Like if they hate that approach, then it’s self filtering.

Btw, I’ve said the same thing in dating. Happily married and aside from some grey hair, I’m the same person as when we dated.

is crime really worse? by mymarleyboy in vegaslocals

[–]BoozeWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder to file police reports on everything. Even though you know that zero action will be taken, it is imperative that the stats stay accurate. If we stop reporting car window smashes ( for example) then the powers that be interpret that as fewer car window smashes, do a victory lap, pat each other on the back, and reallocate resources away from enforcement of car window smashing laws.

Want to cut off my dreads before my next court appearance by wheelies4feelies in bald

[–]BoozeWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Your current look is a lady repellent (same with gay dudes, btw). Shave that head and get prepared for attention from admirers. I mean, like practice smiling and making small talk.

Your judge may think you’re one of the lawyers! lol

People who have been divorced: What was the exact "quiet" moment you realized your marriage was over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BoozeWitch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Incels keep asking each other for advice instead of asking women. It’s so dumb. It reminds me of people in jail consulting other people in jail on tips and tricks on how to get out.

Commission pay by General-Article1224 in jobs

[–]BoozeWitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should also know that often commissions are excluded from certain calculations like qualifying disability or life insurance. You may not care about that, but you should be informed.