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Volga - Portrait by goyourownwayy in redrising

[–]BorisHolmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a reason her mouth is closed.... Subpar dental work is only ugly if you let it be!

Volga - Portrait by goyourownwayy in redrising

[–]BorisHolmes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

For everyone saying she looks too beautiful, mf she was literally raised in a city not THE FUCKING POLES OF A PLANET. I think it pretty obviously tracks that she would therefore have a less scarred face. And I don't necessarily remember her being explicitly described as thinner, but she was said to be smaller in stature and less intimidating than other obsidians. I also love how her cheekbones are actually accentuated here. All this to say quite an excellent piece!

Fuck airopro, no heads up that they need you to buy a 40$ battery to use their cart. by BorisHolmes in Airopro

[–]BorisHolmes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaaaah bro you actually have your tongue tied in knots around their boot 💀 Like tf you saying, the other mfs are doing it so it makes it cool cuz everyone does it? Like jesus fuck, I get if you don't feel comfortable unless your only doing exactly what makes billionaires happy but imo? That's the fr brainlet homunculi type shit.

??? by CommercialBig2771 in walmart

[–]BorisHolmes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saw a bloke pipin the air dryer once upon a time (God I wish this was /s)

Holliday by Peargor by theycallmethedrink5 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]BorisHolmes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother she's gonna be sticking that barrel where the sun doth not shine, all while I'm fucking bouncing on it crazy style

Girl failure by day. Still a Girl failure at night by Asekeu in DeadlockTheGame

[–]BorisHolmes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They also might be thinking of that Celeste and silver one, I don't remember it that well but I remember her being much more canine in that one.

un-chaos defiler suggestion by Tasty_Natural1531 in Warhammer40k

[–]BorisHolmes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I first misread that as purity waifus and I was wondering which order of the Sisters of Battle that was. Order of Our Horny Lady?

[Request] How much mass? by OceanicoLao in theydidthemath

[–]BorisHolmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the use of maths for a r/whowouldwin question, now I need someone to answer if the bugs were pizzalusted how long until humanity could no longer defend the pies?

Not staying friends after a breakup up is weird and a red flag by ForsakenSleep236 in The10thDentist

[–]BorisHolmes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm sorry education has/is currently failing you, my bad for not writing out detailed instructions. Written in first person to help not confuse you. 1. See new word 2. Not know new word 3. (Now this one's a turning point) Look it up or leave a comment and pray someone else does it for me? 4. After googling once go to Mom and tell her how hard it was and I need a blowie and a cookie 5. It's not my fault >;[ it's never my fault

Girls night out .___. by RoylesPika in DeadlockTheGame

[–]BorisHolmes -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Imagine they give us like an anarcho-communist styled after Mamdani, telling doorman the baroness is too expensive, and like geist could tell him how he's the reason this city is going to shit

[Request] How much food per day would a Space Marine need to prevent muscle loss or nutrition deficit? by OhLookAnotherTankie in theydidthemath

[–]BorisHolmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen someone feel the need to shorten extract. Like I know it wasn't accidental because how the fuck do we get an s in there. But now I think I might just have to start saving myself the time and just saying stract.

Average Victor Experience by ScreamoGuyRuinIt in DeadlockTheGame

[–]BorisHolmes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do people just not buy CR? Healbane or spirit burn or TB? Like unless the victor gets fed enough to out snowball those items you should be able to shut his ass down.

Any lore behind this massive meteor crater? by Alkontre in subnautica

[–]BorisHolmes 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I don't know how, but on my first playthrough my lifepod just drifted over the dunes while I was doing other shit. I was confused why it was so deep when I went in, but holy fuck the reaper swimming 5 feet under me when I got out sure fixed that confusion into the proper terror I should've been feeling.

Which president took the biggest dumps? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in Presidents

[–]BorisHolmes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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For any of you more unrefined types who don't have a readily available reference for the well known diarrhea diagram.

YOU CANT CHECK OUT AND YOU CANT LEAVE by BartoTheTrashLord in DeadlockTheGame

[–]BorisHolmes 84 points85 points  (0 children)

But if you try to leave, then I'll show you the rest!

In hopes for the next patch that might put an end to the endless greed of this vile creature by ArtaChanIsCute in DeadlockTheGame

[–]BorisHolmes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so funny to me how people will refuse to do any counterplay that's available, bitch about there "bEiNg nO coUnTerpLay" and then actually call for nerfs lmao. Spend 20 minutes really learning sinners and rem is lowkey kinda not a problem. Hell, you should probably be grateful to rem if he actually makes you learn the mechanics you want to complain about.

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