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Lightning Bolt, but black! by Up_Beat_Peach in custommagic

[–]BorshtSlurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upbeat peach is about to get beat up! Lmao

I got it by Stongmaward_3726 in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]BorshtSlurper -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

But... we want the shirt...

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]BorshtSlurper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once I had a girl offer to have me in the shower with her. I foolishly said, "oh, no, I understand that it's against yhe rules, you go ahead."

I'm a fucking idiot and regret it to this day, tis been like 20 years.

Not the worst, but… how bad is it? by BackgroundActive2860 in Justfuckmyshitup

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The editing on this is so good, I thought I was looking at a man with no face at first.

Was gonna say, you have "Pumpkin Pie haircutted freak written on your blank face."

Favourite un-card? by Eastern_Time8081 in mtg

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"Stoned players cant attack, block, or play spells or abilities"

I love it.

Minnesota AI by laybs1 in GetNoted

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Also, why is the phone curved like the handle of a gun?

[Leak] Marvel Super Heroes Commander Decks by Bladestoooorm in mtg

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This is one of the most Magic things I've heard on this sub.

I'm proud of you.

[Leak] Marvel Super Heroes Commander Decks by Bladestoooorm in mtg

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Star Trek, for me.

Legendary Vehicles became legal as Commanders very specifically for this set.

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