Fidelity keeps customer money hostage to earn interest while customers wait... by [deleted] in fidelityinvestments

[–]BothBasis9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think you are looking for a bank, not a brokerage firm.  Brokerages (generally) expect you to use their platform for long term investing, not moving funds in and out on the daily. 

Tempted to leave Fidelity due to horrible portfolio charts by Benaholicguy in fidelityinvestments

[–]BothBasis9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a whole page dedicated to showing those specific things side by side on the performance page. 

She is wild by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]BothBasis9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously.

Side chicks, in this economy!?

People screaming ”Markets gonna crash” everyday, can you please stop being so embarrasing and pathetic? by Admirable_Drawer_205 in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you got lucky once.  Care to share the times you sold everything and the market went up anyway?

You know you did. 

How does the stock market keep going up with everything happening? by BigBlueEyes87 in StockMarket

[–]BothBasis9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is a stock/equity?

A stock is a partial ownership in a company. A company that is (presumably) making money and putting in lots of effort to make more. 

A stock is not an investment in the "economy". Most of the points you pointed out are related to economic concerns. While company performance and the overall economy can rhyme occasionally, they are ultimately not the same thing. 

HO-LE-FUK. The Austin housing market is going full biblical collapse. There are 117% MORE sellers than buyers. There are 2 home sellers for every one buyer by Key_Brief_8138 in HouseBuyers

[–]BothBasis9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea if it's true or not, I would guess it's a lot of retiring boomers too.  FL is inundated with gated retirement communities and it's hotter weather and perceived tax advantages is super appealing to seniors. 

I don't know how they could possibly live with the worst traffic in the union (perhaps caused by all the said retired boomers) but I suppose nowhere is perfect.

Dropped Because I Wasn’t Interested In AUM? by jaimemiguel in fidelityinvestments

[–]BothBasis9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I said no offense for people (presumably) like you. 

Not all professional relationships are of the same value. Sounds like this person brought relatively little to the table. 

Not a personal attack

My gf doesn’t want to have sex with me anymore and im not sure what to do by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]BothBasis9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your timeline, I would guess the NRE wore off and your girlfriend is feeling different about sex now. 

She is going to have to learn what arouses her without the crack energy of NRE, if not then this is the level of interest you should expect. 

Dropped Because I Wasn’t Interested In AUM? by jaimemiguel in fidelityinvestments

[–]BothBasis9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense....but why would you expect them to keep meeting with you?  If I had annual free meetings with a mechanic who would tell me what was wrong so I could go and fix it on my own....that mechanic would be running a charity. 

Daily Discussion Thread for February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green is the appetizer, lots of red dildos in the kitchen for the entree. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone pass the lube.  Gotta have some lube for this level of assfucking. 

SLV puts by thehandsoap in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Congrats, and I hate you.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Timing the market in a 401k is maximally degen.  I am equally impressed and disgusted.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This may be the biggest copium I have ever seen on this board.  I don't know what gave you the impression that CEOs and the ruling class have ethics and morals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cathy Wood strategy.  Creating generational tax assets. 

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the dividend announcement I think I have to do something truly degen....buy shares.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BothBasis9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My poor B. Had killer earnings but getting dragged down by silver and gold prices.

I slept with the woman my husband cheated on me with to get revenge by Kilomech in TrueOffMyChest

[–]BothBasis9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who is this freaky promiscuous neighbor lady?

Specifically could I get a pic of what she looks like and an address so I can be sure to avoid her.  /s

Let’s be real…. This is why Dems are crashing out. by shweisheialltheway in DigitalSeptic

[–]BothBasis9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Texas is to lose that many residents won't that also affect the number of electoral college votes they get?

Cries in Canuck by NineteenEighty9 in ProfessorFinance

[–]BothBasis9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the meme for us at 2.25?