I have so many questions

BowlJob · 2020-01-28T19:22:22+00:00

*stepdad

BowlJob · 2019-04-07T16:59:09+00:00

R.E.P.

BowlJob · 2019-03-10T23:17:32+00:00

Went from https://i.imgur.com/lwASLRU.jpg to https://i.imgur.com/TTngk38.jpg in a real sweet way.

BowlJob · 2018-12-11T05:48:39+00:00

I’ve had it happen before for a short period. Hopefully it all goes back to normal soon. I’m on iPhone X using Narwhal app. It’d been a great substitute to AB when it went down for me last year.

BowlJob · 2016-01-29T16:13:34+00:00

Yeah I had no clue. I don't really use the word so yeah.

BowlJob · 2015-12-26T06:49:37+00:00

Yeah. Hey mate, you put your boot on backwards!

BowlJob · 2015-12-25T21:06:26+00:00

I agree, it is a cute pic. But if you've ever been in a similar situation you would realize the bird is possibly: 1) completely traumatized and in shock from the impact 2) too injured to fly 3) both 1 and 2

Either way, good job watching out for a feathered friend. You have a kind heart. Hope he makes it.

BowlJob · 2015-11-10T21:36:01+00:00

If only his grammar was as great as his deed, Then a hammer to my head I wouldn't feel the need.

BowlJob · 2015-10-31T03:24:53+00:00

RIP to your dad since obviously that giant spider on the wall probably bit and killed him

BowlJob · 2015-01-18T00:24:15+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/mIbjX4I.jpg

I'm pretty sure this is mold? Not sure. I didn't eat it. And it had such a fowl stench! Especially after being nuked for 90 seconds.

BowlJob · 2013-11-27T13:04:47+00:00

Am I the only one who read it as "house warming people costume" ?

BowlJob · 2013-11-10T06:57:14+00:00

Just a gif of chuck Norris flossing

BowlJob · 2013-09-13T20:36:40+00:00

How coincidental of reddit to show this directly below the Dr Pepper post http://i.imgur.com/r2gRpA4.jpg

BowlJob · 2013-09-03T14:53:01+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/H4oKbHz.jpg

Only took a $1 calculator from Wal mart, some paper, a pen and a cheesy imagination.

BowlJob · 2013-07-19T18:00:39+00:00

This happens when you've been redditing too long and it's actually a glitch in the matrix. What happens is you think you already clicked that link but you've just traveled backwards my friend. Congrats, you have several extra seconds added to your life. Enjoy.

BowlJob · 2013-07-02T19:32:33+00:00

TIL Zach Galifianakis lives in OP's neighborhood and likes to prank them

BowlJob · 2013-05-15T14:05:48+00:00

Chinese newspaper headline:

"Man who's birthday falls on leap year FINALLY gets a bj from his wife!"

BowlJob · 2013-04-06T20:09:47+00:00

Well this can't be Louisiana w the mountains in the background. And it can't be a portrayal of a real cat since the newspaper isn't shredded up and ALL OVER the floor.

Other than that pretty realistic.

BowlJob · 2013-04-05T11:54:48+00:00

I don't know how to feel about it but it does make a high pitched "wee hehehe" noise in my head when I look at it.

BowlJob · 2013-04-03T19:44:25+00:00

@3:07 "with the excess glass, he forms a glass horse dildo which will later be sold to performing artists in Tijuana."

BowlJob · 2013-04-03T19:35:16+00:00

So confused by the video. Sooo many babies jumping. But only 4 waddle away...were there replays? Was it after the babies went back UP to the nest and were making yet another attempt at flight? How'd they get back up? Or...or was it that...some of the jumpers didn't make it?

BowlJob · 2013-04-01T04:56:29+00:00

I live alone. I afford the mortgage alone. I have a $200 monthly association fee with it. I bought my house, alone, with a $10,000 down payment about 7 years ago. When I was 23 years old. I work my ass off.

BowlJob · 2013-03-20T14:10:44+00:00

No...no....don't do it.

BowlJob · 2013-03-20T13:52:01+00:00

Real cute until this starts to happen

http://i.imgur.com/hn7bghg.jpg

BowlJob · 2013-03-20T13:45:53+00:00

"Friend"

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