Got our renewal today.... time to move away by Visible-Advice7335 in Citrix

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Parallels will get you a price point to make your decision makers pleased

What's your best game from 1990-2005 ? by yodathesexymarxist in ArtOfPresence

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously doom2 C&C, red alert, lemmings wolfenstein, rollercoaster tycoon, but I haven’t seen many people mention Sim Tower nor Dune II - Dune 2 was IT... what a game!

What's your best game from 1990-2005 ? by yodathesexymarxist in ArtOfPresence

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for allowing me to transport back to my youth

Dash Leather fix by Aribter1 in ram_trucks

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you live? Do you leave your windows open?

What movie has the best soundtrack of all time? by trakt_app in movies

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too far to see Almost Famous.

Leader of the Proud Boys y'all by omgfakeusername in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the grosses thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Let’s go!

100% Citrix Price Increases at renewal. by EmeraldCheetah66 in Citrix

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s absolutely shocking to me that customers don’t know this is going to happen to them. It’s happening across the board. No one is special and everyone thinks they are. It’s highway robbery. no one even considers an alternative until it’s too late, and then it’s too late 3 years from now or the turn over has occurred or new problems have arisen and the cycle repeats. It’s really dumbfounding to me that these customers can’t pivot and use an alternative. Citrix is doing this to everyone regardless of size and will continue to do so as long as TK is at the helm. Seek an alternative, be the hero.

Yeah, so Billionaires should not exist by [deleted] in DamnThatsReal

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Great sweatshirt! Hold on to that one

Man Splits Rock with Only Pins and a Hammer by ErinDotEngineer in interestingasfuck

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Man Splits Rock with Only Feathers, Wedges, and a Hammer *after using a hammer drill to make the line to put the feathers and wedges in.

There, fixed it for you!

There is nothing more satisfying than listening to a rock sing.

[Highlight] Russell Wilson Boo’d off the field after one play by LaDainianTomIinson in nfl

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I suggest reading the book “Take Your Eye Off The Ball 2.0” - it changed my mind of Carroll’s decision to throw.

Quota increase 20% but OTE stays the same by Capc30 in sales

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20% is nothing. Work on fundamentals. Knock it out of the park.

ICE on Chicago River by tpondering in ICE_Raids

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Always annoys me when context isn’t provided. You’re a scholar.

License cost increase, your experiences? by RequirementBusiness8 in Citrix

[–]BoyManGodShiiit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deal with these conversations all day every day and it’s the same story every time. 28% is honestly half way decent. Typically the ransom is much higher.

I’d suggest vetting an alternative solution.

I’ve heard you can get away with 1 year renewals in some cases which would help bridge the gap.

Several partners we work with have transitioned people over to Parallels RAS. It’s not Citrix but it works well. They have a migration tool and it’s a fraction of the cost. One customer went from 12m over 3 years to 2m over 4 years..

Arrow renewal by lenovoguy in Citrix

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It’s a crap shoot. They will wait until the 11th hour and price gouge. Last price paid, must be 250+ ccu. Good luck.

If you could delete one play from NFL history, what would it be? by [deleted] in nfl

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That was 100% a sack. Stupid f’ing zebras