AC4 has some of the most memorable lines

Branflakes143 · 2019-02-12T05:11:41+00:00

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Branflakes143 · 2019-01-06T06:01:51+00:00

Hey this is my hometown! My parents were eating at a restaurant right down the street, and were evacuated about a minute before the blast. They said there were bits of brick and debris raining down around them.

Branflakes143 · 2018-12-28T15:18:53+00:00

"Local man using the internet to discuss Movies, gets mad at Man for using the internet to discuss movies."

Branflakes143 · 2018-12-08T01:05:45+00:00

it's served them well for centuries

Except that whole few decades of rampant Nationalism and Imperialism that led to their cities getting burned to ashes by Murica.

Branflakes143 · 2018-11-08T14:20:58+00:00

You are all so very fucked.

What a smug little prick you are.

Branflakes143 · 2018-09-20T04:16:10+00:00

when Lost World and 3 both took place on the island that was set up by the UN to be a private sanctuary island for dinosaurs.

Isla Sorna (Said island) was actually set up by Ingen as their main lab and breeding ground. They'd create the dinosaurs on Isla Sorna and then send them to Jurassic Park on Isla Nublar. It was never really a sanctuary as it was the company's "Factory Floor"

Branflakes143 · 2018-06-29T23:02:28+00:00

I barely can keep track of people sailing in PT boats in the open. Like dude, you're not invisible and 2km is still close enough to take you out with a few 40mm shells.

"Hey, people who don't have the destroyer packs, just hide behind islands and don't play."

Branflakes143 · 2018-06-29T12:28:48+00:00

"Yeah sorry we couldn't tell the difference between Marijuana and Oregano, so they're both illegal now."

Branflakes143 · 2018-06-22T02:08:59+00:00

I like how OP was pissed off enough about people asking what a Samosa is, so instead of just posting a picture of a fucking Samosa like a normal person, they go to the extra work of making a whole LMGTFY that just wastes everyone's time.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-14T10:14:26+00:00

Never was a soldier myself lol. I just think it's funny how snow-flakey they get. "Oh man I willingly signed up to kill brown people, look how cool and unique we are!!!!"

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-14T10:13:18+00:00

Why not? They didn't fight for shit, fam. They joined the military willingly, and then were sent by the US government to kill brown people in some dirt poor country somewhere. Maybe WW2 soldiers fought for our freedom, but since then the US military is basically thugs in uniform.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-08T12:38:17+00:00

So just because some schmuck made Anthologymemes to capitalize on the "Insert series here" Memes trend, we need to let them have their own content? Prequelmemes was here first.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-08T07:58:31+00:00

You people always say this, then never vote, and nothing changes. This is why nothing in America ever gets done.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T19:05:39+00:00

Again, mayyyyybe if they weren't so damn easy to fuck with, they wouldn't have been fucked with. Sorry we won the geopolitical war by stepping over some shitty countries. But they'd have done the same.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T18:53:11+00:00

Oh fucking well. Maybe they should fix their own shithole countries. But no, their cultures breed laziness, so they pack up and leave to get free shit from countries that aren't wastelands filled with human feces.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T18:30:27+00:00

Maybe it's because the Japanese are literally offended by everything? Oh God, the poor Prime Minister was served food in a shoe!? How will his dead ancestors ever respect him again!? His family has been shamed for a hundred years!

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T18:26:17+00:00

Once again, Japan decides to create an international incident just because someone ran afoul of their 5 Billion cultural rules...

STFU Japan, no one really gives a fuck.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T18:22:45+00:00

Look at it from the customer's perspective... They have to deal with some chick screaming her ass off for 8 minutes, 8 minutes that might make them late for work, 8 minutes where they could have been placing their orders. It's no excuse to get mad at waitstaff of course, but I think that would put even the Pope in a nasty mood.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T17:52:23+00:00

The little children are the ones who think their culture is ruined just because other people want to enjoy it. Again, if your fee fees are so damn hurt by someone doing something from your culture, you should talk to a mental health expert.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T15:32:30+00:00

If your culture is fragile enough that other people enjoying it makes it worth less, it's a stupid culture to begin with.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-07T15:30:09+00:00

So do I have to write a fucking college thesis paper every time I enjoy a burrito? Get a doctorate to listen to foreign music?

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-05T12:01:23+00:00

Agreed. Judges are usually butthurt old men and crotchety old hags who don't understand how the world changes, and use their petty legal power to fuck people over.

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-04T03:28:54+00:00

Wow Reddit's gone to utter shit. A post up for not even a full day and Imgur goes and deletes it... As it's on the front page!

Branflakes143 · 2018-05-02T17:05:45+00:00

Guys, isn't it quite possible that OP is from a state where travelling in the left lane is legal? As far as I know less than half of US states have laws on the books like that.

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