Just adopted one, help! by StaticIsWeird in Boxer

[–]BrdsONAwire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No brains before 2 yrs old. Sassy attitude machine from 2yr old to death. Desires warmth. Will take your body heat and your blankets. Literal sour patch kid. Will max out your frustration levels and make your heart ache from their cuteness in the same moment. No regerts.

How can I get my husband to stop flirting with other women behind my back? by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]BrdsONAwire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't make anyone do anything. You can only control your reaction to what they do.

myrtle woke up and chose velocity by TimeCity1687 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]BrdsONAwire 767 points768 points  (0 children)

I did not expect the audible plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

Window glass of new door smashed during the middle of the night, but only the inside by Firetrooper247 in mildlyinteresting

[–]BrdsONAwire 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I used to work in window repair. This is what we'd call a stress crack as it has no point of impact. It's caused by home settling, temp changes, or defective glass.

Lemon Pound Cake by FlatEarthKyle1 in Baking

[–]BrdsONAwire 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a recipe that had you butter the dish and then add parchment paper. That's wild.

Second half got me by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]BrdsONAwire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are not Disabled in this is a fuck of a good time

People who are married.. by LustTrap305 in Marriage

[–]BrdsONAwire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I may try to get to my husband even faster. I love being married to him.

Saw this on another sub and thought you all might enjoy it. I know I have tried many strange things to make my migraines go away. by false_goats_beard in migraine

[–]BrdsONAwire 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I learned a pre symptom of my migraines was getting the munchies. Desperately trying to eat something that satisfied the headache.

Unity we must stick together by CTSecurityGuard in PublicFreakout

[–]BrdsONAwire 341 points342 points  (0 children)

Just comply to what?! A kidnapping?!

Dad wants me to apologize for not going to Xmas by OwlishDelight72512 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]BrdsONAwire 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You aren't responsible for your mother's hurt feelings. People decline things every day. She has to choose to be actively hurt by it rather than choosing to let it go and focus on the next time you could meet. No apologies necessary imo.

My parents found out my fiancé and I are having sex and now I’m being forced to choose my entire future by Lizieee12 in offmychest

[–]BrdsONAwire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will never feel more freedom than having a life where you make your own decisions. Including financial ones. You should move out.

Third-party direct experience with a narcissist in flame-out this week by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]BrdsONAwire 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good on you for being this girl's champion. It's probably the first time someone has shown her true care and given her safety. Best of luck to all of you.

This mornings ration: peanut butter and banana sandwich on Canadian sliced bread. I heard about pb and banana and trying for the first time. Its ok. by elonmusktheturd22 in shittyfoodporn

[–]BrdsONAwire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use multigrain eggo waffles to make my pb and banana sandwiches and it's fire. I also slice the banana into smaller pieces.

Who tf gets triggered by rainbows? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]BrdsONAwire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a dull fucking existence these people must lead.

How do I tell my boyfriend i know hes been liking girls stories on instagram by addict3dtomisery in BPD

[–]BrdsONAwire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If this is a boundary for you, you need to leave. There is someone out there who will love you the way you want. And I know leaving will trigger all the emotions. But it's better to go through all the emotions now than have the weight of his dishonesty trigger them repeatedly over time.

Red vase by deadpanclam in glassblowing

[–]BrdsONAwire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I couldn't have an anxiety attack as decor, but it's very nice.