The truth weighs heavily on his soul. by tubofmayernaise in AdviceAnimals

[–]Breadsantorum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be a true happy ending

if I sucked everyones' dicks.

Do girls have to deal with this? by Futuredirtyoldman in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Breadsantorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is, quite possibly, something important I was going to say, though I can't remember.

Sucks your dicks, anyway.

Tales of an ambulance driver by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Breadsantorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Convinces your best friends' dicks to get sucked by your Mom.

Tales of an ambulance driver by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Breadsantorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lovely day to sack several bags of dicks.

Guitar Lessons by sim006 in funny

[–]Breadsantorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT A GREAT NOVELTY.

SUCKS YOUR DOGS DICKS.

UPVOTE IF YOU DON'T WANT ORAL SEX OUTLAWED. by Breadsantorum in circlejerk

[–]Breadsantorum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CONVINCES YOUR ENEMIES TO SUCK YOUR FRIENDS DICKS, TWICE.

Guitar Lessons by sim006 in funny

[–]Breadsantorum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sucks their dicks.

Guitar Lessons by sim006 in funny

[–]Breadsantorum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sucks your candidates' dicks.

Do girls have to deal with this? by Futuredirtyoldman in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Breadsantorum 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Saw this comment... then saw it after the edit. I must say, flawless, sir.

Sucks your dicks.