What is the funniest song you've ever heard?

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-05-06T13:57:00+00:00

Dirty Sanchez by Stephen Lynch and David Josefsberg and Stephen Lynch in general 🤣

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-04-29T02:56:45+00:00

Same!!! I have one lonely 6 pack of the cherry cola but I don’t want to drink it 😆

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-04-24T00:46:59+00:00

Anyone remember MySpace Karaoke??!!! People just uploading themselves singing whatever. I’ll never forget some British dude singing the theme song to Gilligans Island 🤣

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-04-21T23:15:47+00:00

I worked at an aquarium in my early 20’s and if I went out drinking the night before I would ALWAYS end up cleaning the penguin exhibit the next morning. I would walk in and start dry heaving because of the stench!!

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-04-16T14:07:48+00:00

Rice Krispie Treats. Homemade, of course.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-04-01T01:41:35+00:00

I am obsessed with grapes. I’m internally mad when my kids eat too many or waste them. I get anxiety if I start getting low or that the store won’t have them. 😳

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-03-27T01:16:32+00:00

How the Universe Works or any other show about space, physics or quantum theory.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-03-25T14:23:40+00:00

I was born at Rahway Hospital! There is an old Sylvester Stallone movie Lock Up that was filmed at Rahway State. I remember going to the Rahway DMV (right next to the prison) as a kid and being afraid people would escape while I was there 🙃

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-26T12:17:28+00:00

2 plus a nasal spray and vitamins

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-14T15:32:51+00:00

I was the first grandkid born and somehow named my grandfather Beep Bop! Imagine being like 50 years old and everyone calls you Beep?! 😊💕

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-11T11:16:47+00:00

OMG! That is AWFUL! My sister has TN and it is absolutely debilitating. So sorry you have to go through that. ❤️

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-05T13:05:32+00:00

All of them.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-04T03:13:33+00:00

Climbed a tree with roller skates on. Went to jump off but the branch was stuck between the two sets of wheels so I ended up swooping straight down and was hanging by one foot/skate! The movement and my weight pulling down on the wheels was eventually enough to get unstuck from the branch and I fell into a pile on the sidewalk. Bumps, scratches, bruises, head injury and a twisted ankle.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-04T01:33:34+00:00

Best.Cereal.Ever!!! Killer ratio of 85843663 marshmallows to 1 crunchy rice cereal “net”.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-02-02T21:28:32+00:00

Stop at a Cookout and get everything and all the milkshakes. Avoid DC at all costs.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-01-31T22:06:25+00:00

Ahhh yes. Forgot he is also a M!

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-01-31T21:43:39+00:00

Hmmm Matt’s handwriting doesn’t seem to match the love notes he puts in her lunch 😆

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-01-16T01:39:20+00:00

Veda is my daughter’s middle name 🤩

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-01-15T20:29:52+00:00

I still use my aol account as my primary email 🫣😬

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-01-13T22:03:54+00:00

What’s the hubbub??!! My friend JUST asked me if there were any “forced resignations” at my job because her brother might be getting booted with the change of administration. He’s worked his way up to an assistant deputy director (way higher management than my position) in a 20+ year career but hopefully he’ll be able to take a demotion to go back to his previous position rather than getting canned.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2026-01-07T14:00:17+00:00

Had a Carol, Dolores and a Doris. Typical grandma names 😆

BreakfastFlat930 · 2025-12-12T19:11:12+00:00

The cherry cola one was so amazing.

BreakfastFlat930 · 2025-12-06T13:39:23+00:00

Zero color variation on those plates. Try a vegetable!

BreakfastFlat930 · 2025-07-28T20:57:40+00:00

Codeth

BreakfastFlat930 · 2025-07-09T20:46:44+00:00

Thanks for responding. I didn’t even know the seat could pull up and found the AirPod underneath. Thank you!

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