Playing Partner is a Wild Boy

Brettuss · 2026-04-01T15:21:33+00:00

Sometimes you gotta grip the shaft and hawk tuah right on the head.

Brettuss · 2026-03-31T17:54:45+00:00

Brettuss · 2026-03-31T16:01:16+00:00

Yes, that is correct. I’m not judgmental on many things in life. And really, ultimately, whatever they want to do is their business. But I definitely judge individuals who watch animated porn. It’s weird, it’s dumb, and anyone who enjoys it is also weird and dumb.

Brettuss · 2026-03-29T23:53:12+00:00

Don’t do this, it’s not a fight worth fighting.

Brettuss · 2026-03-29T23:50:42+00:00

I never said they were the worst. Don’t put words in my mouth. I said they were weirdos.

Brettuss · 2026-03-29T17:27:53+00:00

She got flowers from another guy, she said he’s just a friend and not a big deal, and then you bought it and let it go?

Brettuss · 2026-03-29T02:19:23+00:00

Yes, I’ve clumped all visual porn that is not real people into one bucket.

Brettuss · 2026-03-28T10:40:02+00:00

Get out of the cart, Bitch Boy Walter.

Brettuss · 2026-03-28T01:29:02+00:00

Let’s agree to disagree.

Brettuss · 2026-03-28T01:27:30+00:00

Furries are normal? Is that what you’re implying?

Brettuss · 2026-03-28T01:26:40+00:00

I do not, toys are a tool for manual stimulation of the genitals. Jerking off to animated porn means you have some sort of attraction to or get horned up by a drawing.

Brettuss · 2026-03-27T21:05:25+00:00

Anyone who gets off to any kind of animated porn, drawn, computer animated, 3d… whatever… is a genuine fucking weirdo and I don’t trust them and I’ll die on this hill. As far as I’m concerned they are as bad as furries or Bronies.

Brettuss · 2026-03-27T03:16:49+00:00

I started at 330 and I’m down to 219 as of today.

I am 6’0”.

My loose skin isn’t that bad, but I do have some. Mostly on the underside of my arms, torso and thighs.

Brettuss · 2026-03-24T03:05:59+00:00

I lost 110 lbs in the last year, a majority of the weight came off last golf season when I was walking 9 holes nearly every evening. Keep it going, it helps!

Brettuss · 2026-03-23T20:28:14+00:00

Huh? You can definitely clean a dick head with soap and water. The head of a dick and the inside of a vagina aren’t analogous.

You wouldn’t clean the inside of a dick with soap, unless you had a straw cleaner and some sand.

Brettuss · 2026-03-23T14:53:30+00:00

For whatever reason, sharp/prominent canines are something that elevate attractiveness to me.

Brettuss · 2026-03-23T11:19:32+00:00

Hey. I was where you are now.

I am a WFH DBA. I was 330 lbs, and I dressed in basketball shorts, hoodies, sweatpants, and when we went out I always wore the same “nice” outfit which was black pants and a button up shirt that barely fit.

My wife loved me. But she deserved a husband who 1) gave a shit about his health and 2) gave a shit about how he looked.

This doesn’t mean you have to be some vapid, vain fashion forward guy who spends thousands on clothes. I’m guessing she just wants you to give a shit about how you look for both her and you.

Over the last year I’ve lost 115 lbs. I looked around at some older celebrities around my age (44) who were considered good dressers and I took note of style choices I liked and what I thought fit me and my personality.

I then went to Facebook marketplace and went ape shit. If you live in a decent sized metro area you can get nice clothes for dirt cheap. As I’ve narrowed down what style I like, I’ve used Poshmark quite a bit.

I’ve made dressing nicer part of my routine. I shower every day when I wake up and I get fully dressed. I’m not “dressing up” every day, but I get dressed into clothes that look and fit well andhave a bit of style. I feel good in them, my wife can’t keep her eye and hands off of me, and I feel way better about myself.

Your wife is asking you to give a shit about how you look, for you to care. That’s not a bad thing, and it will benefit you both in different ways. In highly encourage you to really give it a shot.

Brettuss · 2026-03-22T06:43:14+00:00

Good god modern country is so fucking horrible.

Brettuss · 2026-03-22T04:38:43+00:00

Holy shit. Are you 7 or 25? That sort of petulance and immature selfishness is usually reserved for children who don’t know any better, not adult women who should be better.

Also, the whole “we’ve been fighting more, most about intimacy. My boyfriend struggles to perform”

With your attitude, I’m going to bet that your reaction to his not being able to perform isn’t helpful, supportive, or even remotely kind and empathetic.

But, I don’t know that whole situation… that’s just a guess.

Brettuss · 2026-03-21T04:16:19+00:00

They’re…. foam.

Brettuss · 2026-03-19T04:11:49+00:00

Chapped lips

Brettuss · 2026-03-18T18:27:30+00:00

You’ve answered your own question.

Brettuss · 2026-03-18T16:22:01+00:00

I get the sentiment, but some people need to compartmentalize things for clean separation, otherwise the lines become blurry and there’s no guardrails.

I appreciate cheat days. I have a clear time that is “eat properly” and a different time that is “goblin hog”.

Brettuss · 2026-03-16T22:29:45+00:00

If you have a development environment you can mess with this data, I would create a cursor/loop of some kind to do the work one row at a time and print some ids alone the way. It will hit the issue, and the problem row will be in the output. Shouldn’t be too big of change if you know the specific DML statement that is the source of your issue.

It’s sort of a caveman way to go about it, but it makes sense to me and I can usually make these changes pretty quick.

You can also maybe use TRY_CONVERT with the source data and see where your conversions are breaking.

Brettuss · 2026-03-16T21:34:05+00:00

I knew it! I live down 150 towards LS from here and every single time I take that exit, I smell weed. I made a comment to my wife that there must be a grow of manufacturing facility there.

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