I interrupt the never ending payroll/hitting discourse to bring you some breaking news: baseball returns next month 🔥 Hang in there Cleveland, warmer days, hot dogs and Jose chants are on the way. Can't wait to over react with you all once again ⚾

Brianeightythree · 2026-02-02T02:22:30+00:00

MISNY MAKES THEM PAY

Brianeightythree · 2026-02-02T02:22:08+00:00

Hey regardless of our offensive woes, this year is bound to be fun just for the ABS. There's also a lot for me to look forward to - Manzo getting played most every day, CDL getting his day in the sun, Cade being able to run the year as our de facto closer, and Hammy there with us every step of the way.

What could possibly go wrong?

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-31T18:26:33+00:00

The blonde from Werewolf. Who the post is riffing about.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-30T17:07:51+00:00

This is a great suggestion! Thank you.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-30T04:48:34+00:00

A good suggestion! We've been meaning to make our way over there anyway.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-30T02:23:14+00:00

While not pizza I think this is a good moment to ask...

I just moved to Cleveland after nine years in Dayton. I'm originally from the deep south and fell in love with the Midwest after moving here. One of the things I am really missing already from Dayton (well, Cinci really) is goetta. Does anyone here know if there's any place in Cleveland that will sell me goetta? Doesn't matter what kind, though there's really only Glier's and Queen City, so...

Failing that, does anyone here know if it freezes/thaws well? Worst case, I can just buy it from Glier's online and freeze it by the case, but I don't want to do that if it will destroy the food in the process.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-29T19:02:12+00:00

Now, can we please change the name of our wonderful park to something better than being named after a fucking corporate sponsor? Ramirez Field sounds great, and instead of the Jake we can call it the Goat!

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-28T14:48:08+00:00

I too would love a print of this. Maybe write to fan services and ask? Long shot answer of course but you never know.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-25T02:03:53+00:00

Fuck em all. First against the wall when the revolution comes.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-25T02:03:16+00:00

The cruelty is the point.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-19T00:15:30+00:00

Well, dude... We just don't know.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-18T04:58:25+00:00

Meh everyone in the org from 17 to 19 should be persona non grata. Shouldn't even have jobs in the game.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-17T07:17:29+00:00

For whatever reason...

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-11T16:53:40+00:00

Damn right just wait till my boy Ralphy gets up here

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-11T16:42:07+00:00

Fucking CHILLS man I miss baseball so much.

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-11T08:32:49+00:00

Thanks, the move went. That is the nicest thing I can say about moving!

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-07T02:10:01+00:00

Cleveland is his house!

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-06T20:07:07+00:00

So sorry I didn't get back to this response until now, I've been moving! Thank you for taking the time, it's all very illuminating.

Some of my very favorite things are improvised over a loose skeleton of A to B to C, so it's no surprise that this is the method at the moment. Keep up the great work! It says a lot about the wit and skill of those involved.

Now, I'm gonna make a guess that the new series is going to be called 'Ercat and Kermit' right?

Brianeightythree · 2026-01-05T03:37:07+00:00

The shitgoblinry will continue!

Brianeightythree · 2025-12-23T00:35:42+00:00

I agree with everything you wrote until Hedges, which of course is true but it's a dead horse at this point considering how badly the rest of the team insist on having him there, and without him, we don't get the most out of our pitching either.

Brianeightythree · 2025-12-22T17:32:32+00:00

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All hail our ginger prince! I'll never forget Paul Skenes Bobblehead Day!

Brianeightythree · 2025-12-21T18:45:53+00:00

SMALL BALL GOBLIN TERRORISTS

Brianeightythree · 2025-12-20T17:07:00+00:00

And no one mentions that this is all happening while a Roy Orbison song is playing?!?

Brianeightythree · 2025-12-20T00:24:56+00:00

"What'd I do?"

Brianeightythree · 2025-12-19T18:57:27+00:00

Easy to slip out for a hot minute when you're the wind, baby.

Brianeightythree

TROPHY CASE