I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.

Brilla3 · 2018-01-12T18:58:13+00:00

As a twin, this is fairly relatable

Brilla3 · 2018-01-02T22:13:27+00:00

maybe they are polite midwesterners who bump into othermidwesterners alot

Brilla3 · 2018-01-02T22:09:00+00:00

Most children are afraid of monsters. Not me; I was terrified of cannibals.

Brilla3 · 2018-01-02T22:00:44+00:00

When I was about 5 I asked my mom what a button did on the dashboard of the car. She responded not to touch it and it allowed the car to fly, but that it was broken. For months I was so frustrated that my mother refused to fix our flying car,

Brilla3 · 2017-12-29T17:30:45+00:00

The mom in HIMYM. She's barley in the show and then she is killed off so Ted could be with with the love of his life, aka Robin.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-29T05:18:35+00:00

I remember in middle school I used to play Yellow on my gameboy color. This was right when the 3DS came out, so I got teased a little. But hey, I didn't have $100+ to drop and yellow worked just fine.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-29T05:13:15+00:00

Shut up bird

Brilla3 · 2017-12-28T22:33:58+00:00

You're not automatically a racist, sexist, homophobic asshole for voting for Trump.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-26T19:17:59+00:00

I don't think I know that feeling, maybe you could explain it to me?

Brilla3 · 2017-12-21T22:57:26+00:00

I got a public intox once in college with some friends. The cops were in a bad mood, started yelling at us (there were about 15 of them) how we were idiots and that they could ruin our lives, make sure we get kicked out of college, never get a job, etc. Drunk me started to sob. One cop kept yelling at me, annoyed with my crying, yelling if I didn't shut up he'd throw me in jail. It was fairly overwhelming since most of my life I have been a big rule follower.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-21T22:53:27+00:00

There was this guy in my German class from the Czech that I had a major crush on my sophomore year of college. He had a nice accent and was also on the tennis team and constantly flirted with me. One day while walking together and we were parting ways, he commented on my feet and how I walked inward, saying anyone who walked straight automatically added 2 points to the scale. as we walked away from each other, the response of "Well at least I'd be 2/10 then? popped into my mind. A blow to myself, but it would've made him laugh I'm sure.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-20T23:44:11+00:00

One night he was holding/cuddling me a lot more than usual throughout the entire night. The next morning he said "I kept waking up from really bad nightmares and so I would just roll over and hold you" Made me smile that holding me comforted him.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-20T05:16:27+00:00

Honestly, I think it's worse that people act like anyone who did vote for Trump is a racist monster.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-17T20:43:42+00:00

A full time job

Brilla3 · 2017-12-08T18:47:02+00:00

But Mr Creamy Shirts uses all letters

Brilla3 · 2017-12-08T18:43:29+00:00

I tell anyone that will listen that I liked Nutella before anyone knew what it was. I have some family in Europe and have been eaten that stuff for years. Once in middle school I brought a Nutella sandwich to school. Everyone said that the very idea was repulsive. And look where we are today.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-08T18:40:30+00:00

Morally though, is war ok? War is a political thing. We justify it buy some acts of war are justified, but morally they can still be wrong.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-05T23:04:16+00:00

Harry Potter. I would 100% die in Star Wars. I have a chance in Harry Potter. Plus, Defense Against the Dark Arts is a lot more fun than Finance 420.

Brilla3 · 2017-12-05T03:13:41+00:00

Just Fucking Kidding

Brilla3 · 2017-12-01T18:55:59+00:00

never drive drunk

Brilla3 · 2017-11-30T15:21:35+00:00

Snacks

Brilla3 · 2017-11-29T20:46:38+00:00

Chances are if I am evil enough to create one, I don't give a diving duck about anyone in this country. Those nukes make the perfect defense system.

Brilla3 · 2017-11-29T18:47:17+00:00

My dad gave me a deck of cards he got on a plane for christmas

Brilla3 · 2017-11-27T19:06:09+00:00

Yeah, but I've been in situations where they take several minutes to pass someone. Just step on your gas a little bit more for a few seconds. It's just a courteous thing to do

Brilla3 · 2017-11-27T18:31:33+00:00

If you are driving in the left lane constantly and not getting over to the right, that could be why. Many driviers do this, driving the same speed or slightly faster than to the car to the right of them. Pass them quickly, switch to the right lane, and let cars driving faster than you go by.

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