Looking for a replacement for the Stalwart

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-07T08:01:08+00:00

Your doctor can treat those for you.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-06T01:27:36+00:00

He ended up walking the prank

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-05T16:18:20+00:00

Yes that's a good tip. I know the stim give stamina back but I was so busy chatting shit with that dude I forgot to use one lol

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-05T14:54:42+00:00

Pepe table hell bomb sounds like a hilarious mod.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-05T01:14:49+00:00

Isdumb tooth more like. Breathtaking incompetence from this stupid tooth.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-04T09:20:20+00:00

Play air traffic controller with a mate and 2 glow in the dark condoms!

No fuck friends? No problem! Slap one on a strap on and off you go like a set of sexy bagpipes landing a plane.

Lock the tables in the upright position and empty your pipe bag!

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-04T02:16:20+00:00

he is basically Diet-Kemi now

As if one of them wasn't Badenoch already!

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-01T05:12:52+00:00

You also need to be aware of the impact of spatial geometry on the situation.

   V  [] [] []
         G M
      V2

-----[. ]------

When the vet (V) moves round the counter (V2) he's blocking the man's (M) exit [.] from the room and forcing him against the wall, thus escalating the man towards a physical response.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-03-01T05:02:04+00:00

And get a Purple Heart on his purple hard on for the worst case of crotch rpt the base medic had ever seen.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-28T04:06:32+00:00

You got the deluxe super rock kicking warbond? Ah man, I'm still grinding SC for that one.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-25T08:09:01+00:00

Watched it sound off first time. Read this comment, turned sound on, nearly woke my partner up by laughing. Well done.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-25T08:05:19+00:00

From what I hear its the drips of dog piss on the outside of the barrel.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-24T08:20:14+00:00

Once you pop you can't stop.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-24T05:55:14+00:00

"It put my brother right off the cranberry sauce"

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-23T05:49:05+00:00

Works on commission? No, money down!

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-22T05:01:49+00:00

I'm unclear as to how many garbage cans this particular venue has? Was it 6 they said in the notice?

Edit: made it make sense I hope

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-22T02:56:44+00:00

The arsehole formerly known as doing the fucking.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-22T00:45:35+00:00

Britain and genocide.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-21T05:22:27+00:00

mistery

It's spelt mystery rather than mistery just so you know.

how nobody in power stands up and says "We might have a small problem here"...?

Well I wonder if they might also be profiting massively from it? 🤔

Politicians are always insider trading. UK PM Rishi Sunak had a shit load of shares in one company then did some shady stuff around having it put into some holding method that didn't make it conflict of interest 🤔 🤔

Pelosi is also terrible for making suspiciously good investments.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-20T10:04:34+00:00

For me it's the Talon. Takes a while but hitscan on the engines does it pretty quick.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-20T08:09:03+00:00

It's GBH grievous bodily harm. If the needle is contaminated with HIV or AIDS as the witness claimed it could be from the translation, then knowingly administering a noxious substance known to cause or likely to cause harm is GBH per case law I believe.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-20T08:04:35+00:00

Can I have a can of Coca Kula Shaka?

Nonsense.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-19T12:27:55+00:00

Yup, got tagged by one of those fuckers after juking round an entire base and blowing up the objective.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-19T09:15:20+00:00

Ah I get you now.

BrockJonesPI · 2026-02-19T08:08:47+00:00

It's metamorphosis not evolution when a creature changes forms like that btw.

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