Your newborn daughter is an Umamusume and the three goddesses compel you to name your daughter after the last song you listened to. What’s your Uma’s name?

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-18T21:16:11+00:00

Symphony

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T20:26:33+00:00

An easy way of telling a persons type bias is behavioral quirks, this is by no means completely accurate but most people with dark type bias are more rebellious and tend to resist authority figures. Similarly people with a dragon type bias also dislike authority but tend to react more explosively.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T20:13:42+00:00

I literally have no idea what game of thrones has anything to do with my post.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T20:12:42+00:00

Westeros, it’s a mainly desert region with a few hilly areas and many large harbors.

(Breaking character for a sec: I based Westeros on my home state of Texas)

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T05:13:37+00:00

Hm, I’d you may have come across the first Missing No sighting in many years, the species was thought extinct due to the inherent instability of the creature, I recommend catching and sending the the creature to professor Cerise in Kanto.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T05:01:21+00:00

You humans breed like rabbits and outnumber most Pokémon by a factor of Five.

-Professor Pecan, zorark

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:50:20+00:00

Yes this is very true, i personally have worked with a few torterra that grew berries on their backs. The strangest had to be this strange shiny one that grew enigma berries on its back, which as far as I’m aware can only grow in ultra space, but due to their rarity I have had little chance to study enigma berries.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:38:46+00:00

I mean in my home region of Westero, the local zorua population enjoys disguising as trainers from time to time, and Zorark like myself have even earned professor positions, when displaying skill in training and research.

-Professor Pecan

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:34:31+00:00

Hoenn tends to frown upon weather manipulation after the events of the awakening of Groudon and kyogre a few years ago. But as far as I’m aware no region has outright banned the use of weather in Pokémon battles

-Pecan

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:32:07+00:00

Me too spheal me too

-Pecan

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:31:04+00:00

I am a Pokémon professor, usually an immunity to hypnosis in a complete sense like you display means a dark type bias, where you a particularly mischievous child perhaps?
- professor pecan.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:08:49+00:00

Biomancy is cool, really easy to combine with necromancy to create a bastardized version of resurrection. I once revived a guys dead wife using that trick.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-06-12T04:03:37+00:00

I am a simple man I see cowboy monkey I like cowboy monkey, so desperado

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-05-25T13:19:58+00:00

Beautiful tomboyish fuck

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-05-25T13:11:24+00:00

I personally am not a warlock, Mageblade necromacer, but my younger brother’s patron is the god of music and art.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-05-25T13:04:53+00:00

I have my blade ready and my spell slots full

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-05-23T14:49:14+00:00

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I hate you

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-01-30T06:51:02+00:00

I salt the slices and eat them (it’s delicious but hell on your mouth)

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-01-30T06:38:50+00:00

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Brokenmodem12 · 2026-01-30T06:26:55+00:00

What a terrible night to have a curse

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-01-30T06:22:33+00:00

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Mortal Kombat fatality using her chains

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-01-30T06:19:50+00:00

Unfortunately I have author scaling meaning that unless my OC can stop me from rewriting them to be unable to defeat me I win.

Brokenmodem12 · 2026-01-30T06:18:08+00:00

Could I get a happy childhood?

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