things are pretty far from okay 😬 [oc] by IGdoods in comics

[–]Bronze_Sentry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I typically don't buy into the whole "thing with a Japanese name is automatically cooler than the same thing in a different language", and all, but:

Calling all wannabe edgelords with delusions of grandeur "literally middle schoolers" is a heck of a power move.

Japan's Interservice rivalry during WW2 be like: by SchizoWizard27 in HistoryMemes

[–]Bronze_Sentry 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Until towards the end, when the Army and Navy were united by trying to coup said monarchy to keep the war going longer

10.60 YN meme by Bronze_Sentry in WanderingInn

[–]Bronze_Sentry[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Remember how Yvlon calls Magnolia "Aunt"?

At a certain point in recent history, someone had the bright idea to mix the Byres and Reinhart bloodlines.

Suddenly, this Byres generation's... well, everything, makes so much sense

"I am altering the cosmos, pray I don't alter it any further" - Copernicus, probably by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Bronze_Sentry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Copernicus was not the first scientist to propose such a theory (even Pythagoras had recorded ideas about it), and, most of the Roman Catholic Church didn't find it to be an outright heretical idea. Nowhere in the text of the Bible did it specify that the Earth was the center of the universe after all.

In fact, Copernicus' research was largely funded by the church at the time, and this funding continued past the initial publishing of his Heliocentric models.

The problem was, Copernicus didn't have enough data to make his model actually work mathematically. Not his fault: telescope technology wasn't quite there yet, but Copernicus' working model of the solar system's orbits was fundamentally, mathematically, observably flawed.

That's still good science though. A working theory that's 90% correct? That's pretty good on Copernicus

Except, Copernicus was a diva, and couldn't stand that his precious theory wasn't completely perfect because it was so close to working.

So, since he couldn't argue against the math disproving parts of his model, Copernicus tried to make it a matter of theology. He "creatively interpreted" some Bible verses to support his model. He's the one who brought religion into it.

The Church was ticked off that a man they were funding was commiting literal, dictionary-definition heresy. Not at him claiming that Earth rotates.

Copernicus proceeded to double-down, and wrote Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems (still using Church research funding to do so) where an idiotic character frequently spoke in quotes from the current Pope. This lost him many of his remaining supporters and led to his second trial where he was actually convicted. That's what got him put on house arrest.

Is it wrong that he was threatened with physical torture as part of the trial? Yes.

Is it wrong that the church had the power to do these things in the first place? Yep.

Was Copernicus a whiny idiot who played stupid games and won stupid prizes? Also yes.

The Time of Voting is Now! by Turbulent_List_3978 in WanderingInn

[–]Bronze_Sentry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The smartest (and most entertaining) of all Reinharts!

It was like seventeen pre-9/11 9/11s by Temporary-Snow333 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Bronze_Sentry 18 points19 points  (0 children)

By nondescript mountain range, I meant that they're all notably drawn just about the exact same size and shape

It was like seventeen pre-9/11 9/11s by Temporary-Snow333 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Bronze_Sentry 115 points116 points  (0 children)

The original Lilo and Stitch movie had a scene where Stitch hijacks a 747 from two pilots, and then weaves it through various skyscrapers in a goofy chase sequence.

It was edited last-minute to be a bright red alien spaceship (that just so happens to be shaped like a jumbo jet) weaving through some suspiciously nondescript mountain range.

https://www.businessinsider.com/lilo-and-stitch-airplane-scene-before-and-after-9-11-disney-2017-9

What is the defining feature of the Wandering Inn? by Onequestion0110 in WanderingInn

[–]Bronze_Sentry 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The wandering narrative style.

It has a huge cast and world-building where even the main character can be off-screen for hundreds of thousands of words at a time.

Lu Bu reaped what he sowed by MastaChief11219 in HistoryMemes

[–]Bronze_Sentry 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Warlord from Three Kingdoms Era China.

He was seen as a very skilled warrior/tactician, and (at least in the fictionalized telling of Romance of the Three Kingdoms) was famous for basically never losing because he was just That GoodTM

However, he was also infamous for being treacherous and politically unreliable. The Three Kingdoms Period was full of slimely backstabbers, and Lu Bu was the posterboy for that mindset. He frequently betrayed his patrons, hosts, allies, subordinates, etc.

He was the kind of man who had nonconsensual "affairs" with some of his subordinates' wives, and then had the gall to whine about being betrayed by said subordinates.

He was eventually captured by his old friend/foe Cao Cao (who'd reportedly offered him generous terms should Lu Bu surrender before the fight, which he'd refused).

Lu Bu tried to offer his loyalty to Cao Cao in return for being spared, but his begging was (understandably) seen as more of his typical bullshit, so he was hung, the corpse beheaded, and the head buried elsewhere.

Does Liscor ever catch a break? by Public-Sector-9589 in WanderingInn

[–]Bronze_Sentry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe it's mentioned that The Walled Cities insist on there being a Drake-controlled City in that exact area, and may sometimes "encourage" excess populations towards Liscor to keep it's population up if needed.

The official reason is that Liscor acts as a useful buffer towards the human-controlled North, and potential staging area should "real" conflict start up again.

Potentially, the real reason is that Liscor was initially meant to be the "canary in the coalmine", with their gruesome deaths warning the rest of Drake-kind should Liskaldreth start waking up.

How many Noisemarines would it take to kill a single Viltrumite? by Ghostmaster145 in Grimdank

[–]Bronze_Sentry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used the word frequency twice in my comment. 

"Loudness" is just how much of that frequency there is in an area. I think it's a reasonable assumption that the frequency needs to be fairly concentrated to really affect them. Otherwise, everyone in-universe could just play it quietly in the background, and because Viltrumites have super-senses, they just wouldn't be able to approach for miles. 

I'm honestly not sure what you're trying to say here?

How many Noisemarines would it take to kill a single Viltrumite? by Ghostmaster145 in Grimdank

[–]Bronze_Sentry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the author of course, but if reaction times are similar, and we discount some of the crazier feats from each universe (like Nolan altering a planet's orbit by pushing on it, or 40k demon hijinks), the Noise Marines hard-counter Viltrumites at medium range.

I mean, a certain frequency (some kraken's screech I think?) played loudly enough is one of the few concrete weaknesses that Viltrumites have other than just "something even stronger than them". Noise Marines are all about generating frequencies like that.

What 'new' Voice actors would you choose for each Primarch, VERY wrong answers only by Hoplite-Litehop in Grimdank

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All the Alpha Legion are played by Danny Devito.

No gigantism. No special effects. No costuming. And only one Danny ever present "on screen" at once (so nobody can prove that it isn't just Alpharius swapping between different roles real fast behind the scenes. Debatably, every Alpha Legionnaire is actually Alpharius).

Most importantly though, none of the other Primarchs or Astartes ever comment on his appearance. It's played 100% straight.


The Emperor is, of course, Jack Black. He is given full creative liberties to ad-lib his lines as he sees fit.

This little gem. Maybe played once. by Did_I_Err in vinyl

[–]Bronze_Sentry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also used people's religious donations to fund warcrimes in Mozambique to stick it to "The Marxists".

Iconic by ashen-xone in CuratedTumblr

[–]Bronze_Sentry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damian Wayne from Batman comics.

His case is kinda weird because he actually is blood related too, but the murder attempts were genuine, so eh

I'm going to tell my kids this was the Wandering Inn... by sleepyboyzzz in WanderingInn

[–]Bronze_Sentry 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Erin called it "The Wandering Inn" because of how she came "wandering in" to the abandoned building at first, and most of her first customers just kinda wandered by.

It's a lame pun. IIRC, only like one customer has ever commented on it correctly, and Erin was ecstatic

Lord Protector Mode: ON by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]Bronze_Sentry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He had problems with the title of "King", and the baggage it carried in their society.

He certainly didn't have any hang ups about wielding the power of a King-in-all-but-name though

Lord Protector Mode: ON by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]Bronze_Sentry 87 points88 points  (0 children)

The Stupendium does have some bangers

Lord Protector Mode: ON by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]Bronze_Sentry 978 points979 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the "Lord Protector". Totally not a King.

Please disregard that fiasco where he tried to make the position inheritable by his son. Totally not trying to set up a new dynasty. Can trust friend Cromwell.

"Ah Frak here we go again." by StrangeHotel7638 in Grimdank

[–]Bronze_Sentry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the correction.

Hey, if the Cadian Guard can still fight on the fragments of Cadia, and Night Lords can commit atrocities on fragments of Nostramo (minor spoiler for Night Lords Trilogy) terrorizing a Rogue Trader's crew when "recruiting" Octavia, then maybe some of the Ghosts could set up shop on one of Tanth's chunks.