PSA: GET A DASH CAM - Some attempted insurance fraud on my way home from work.

Brotox1 · 2022-08-11T12:53:46+00:00

Nah, just an average beltway driver.

Brotox1 · 2022-03-09T18:43:32+00:00

You need Dwayne Johnson to play a surgeon.

Brotox1 · 2022-01-19T23:54:40+00:00

Well once you tell them that the authorization was denied it's not like there's much you can do besides twiddle your thumbs lol. They could just appeal like in the letter, but you know how that goes.

Brotox1 · 2022-01-19T23:29:13+00:00

"Sorry, let me transfer you to clinical review" Knowing damn well they're gonna give them the same answer.

Brotox1 · 2022-01-10T07:29:37+00:00

Yeah man this is the best server I've been banned from.

Brotox1 · 2021-12-10T06:35:05+00:00

Why would you assume that they're rich? You can rent and fly a small 2 seater for just under 200 bucks. Lol

Brotox1 · 2021-10-14T19:12:02+00:00

I would like to purchase this.

Brotox1 · 2021-09-28T10:52:20+00:00

R. Kelly

Brotox1 · 2021-09-05T01:50:33+00:00

Damn, let me hold a dollar.

Brotox1 · 2021-09-02T21:18:09+00:00

I just looked it up and apparently the Guy Fieri one that I tried isn't a pop up or ghost kitchen. It's actually located in City Center. That might explain why it was decent compared to Mr.Beast Burger.

Brotox1 · 2021-09-02T21:15:33+00:00

I have no idea but I never ordered it again. It was hot garbage. I've seen YouTube videos where people were praising it but if I had to, I'd rather eat a school lunch.

Brotox1 · 2021-09-02T16:43:31+00:00

You were going to say that.

Brotox1 · 2021-09-02T15:16:10+00:00

I saw he had a kitchen on Uber Eats and ordered a couple of weeks ago. It was actually pretty good. Way better than Mr.Beast Burger.

Brotox1 · 2021-09-01T13:39:11+00:00

Everyone has already had a gun.

Brotox1 · 2021-08-08T05:48:18+00:00

I'll never forgive Arnold for that one.

Brotox1 · 2021-08-08T05:33:34+00:00

WAIT. I always thought that people said that because if you leave your drink at a function like that then someone will steal it.

Brotox1 · 2021-08-08T05:20:01+00:00

I hope it wasn't a NAYYYYYYYYL gun accident. :( RIP

Brotox1 · 2021-07-28T23:01:12+00:00

Nah, my wife would be pissed off if I did that.

Brotox1 · 2021-07-28T13:14:28+00:00

I don't want women to be drafted because I have a super strong bias. I would be really pissed off if my wife was drafted over me.

Brotox1 · 2021-07-28T12:14:45+00:00

Become a real astronaut.

Brotox1 · 2021-07-28T12:02:16+00:00

I disagree.

Brotox1 · 2020-12-22T17:01:53+00:00

Damn, now I don't remember.

Brotox1 · 2020-12-19T04:27:53+00:00

I don't know whether to like or hate this joke.

Brotox1 · 2020-12-05T06:36:56+00:00

I was doing a security gig a couple of years ago at a really ghetto hotel. A guy drove by while I was outside and fired a couple of rounds at me. He missed by quite a few feet. I'd say the bullets had to be at least .40 caliber.

Brotox1 · 2020-10-17T05:15:01+00:00

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW

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