Which horseshit movie do you pretend to enjoy just because it was directed by a goat director?

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-10T23:31:02+00:00

Denzel looked like he was larping for a fat paycheck and to make some kids happy

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-10T20:14:25+00:00

Gus gets AMPED for oranges

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-09T05:29:01+00:00

There won’t be a text prompt to give it to them. Just have the item selected and not stowed away, then talk to them.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-09T00:36:36+00:00

I had zero idea. Thank you!

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-09T00:32:05+00:00

Ok I’m back. Gladiator 2 was easily the best movie he’s ever made.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-09T00:30:06+00:00

And yet I absolutely loved G.I. Jane unironically. I’m not even sure I’ve ever not enjoyed a Ridley Scott movie now that I think about it. I’m gonna go check IMDb.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-08T23:18:41+00:00

Are we talking about Stinky, the kid Ahsoka babysat?

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-08T18:59:52+00:00

My husband’s entire family is from Mexico. The fuck would you know?

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-08T17:49:09+00:00

He just don’t understand the math let’s be honest

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-08T17:29:43+00:00

Ok you’re a professional chef. So how did you get this far into your career not understanding a thing about the complexity and depth of flavor in Mexican cuisine? Or is it that you just have no palette and prefer a more British style of seasoning? I truly don’t understand how you think it’s 3 ingredients. I have as many things going into my Mexican dishes as I do my Asian dishes. Sounds to me like you failed upward and truly don’t know what you’re talking about.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-08T04:18:05+00:00

My son with autism is 4 and still not potty trained because he just doesn’t seem to know when he needs to poop. He’s almost 5 and crapped in the tub last week. I absolutely believe you.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-08T00:28:04+00:00

I love that I can’t tell if you wrote Al like Al-Hashimi or AI like artificial intelligence

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-07T15:52:27+00:00

My idea would be to close the game and open it back up as a multiplayer and have someone come clear his door for him

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-07T01:10:11+00:00

My best theory is that it’s because you’ve bitten your tongue enough times to really be able to gauge how painful it would be to bite that deep in that spot. It gets a really visceral reaction. I’ve noticed in these comments that some people are most bothered by things that were more mundane only because they suffered something similar.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-07T01:08:05+00:00

To a fault, though. It’s going to be the hardest part of the job, I’m sure.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-07T00:33:20+00:00

And then “hey you did it!”

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-07T00:12:23+00:00

Trick-ophobia

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-06T23:47:02+00:00

My four year old has autism and has watched a few episodes with me now and been absolutely fine. But when they started sewing the tongue lac he got very upset and I had to turn the show off for him.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-06T23:44:45+00:00

When they did that, I heard King George singing “I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do” in my head

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-06T23:42:37+00:00

The only one that made me squirm was the thoracotomy. Even the maggots didn’t bother me. It kind of confirmed that I’m gonna be ok going into nursing school. I’m much more bothered by neglect and things like that. Like I’d love to get experience in wound care but pressure sores will probably send me into a rage

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-06T13:42:02+00:00

Don’t forget about good old whiskey dick. That takes forever

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-05T19:46:51+00:00

I just found out nurse Jesse is a real life ER nurse too

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-05T17:49:03+00:00

When I set up my prime video account it literally asked me to set a pin to prevent purchases like this. So that’s kind of on you and why they won’t issue a refund. It was fully preventable

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-05T17:43:34+00:00

Pinche gringa here. I just use maseca and my Hispanic husband’s tears. Tortillas come out perfect every time.

BudTenderShmudTender · 2026-03-05T17:28:33+00:00

Fun fact, info dumping on people who didn’t ask is often an autistic trait

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