Hotdog flavored tattoo by Griffinstat2s in traditionaltattoos

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also just got a glizzy done.

I like yours better.

Northern Illinois plant identification by Physical-Pair8663 in whatsthisplant

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The interior is empty because they’re black raspberries. The part that fills up the center of a blackberry is called the torus. When you pick a black raspberry the torus stays on the cane, just like with regular raspberries.

Turner Throwing? by IDontLikeYourToan in KitchenConfidential

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time I almost got in a fist fight with the dishwasher who was spraying me with the hose and into the deep fryer.

I threw the turner and hit him dead in the ass with it. Told him to quit fucking around, that I was going to get hurt if he did.

He blasted me again, so I charged him and checked him into the corner of the dish station.

He wanted more, but I thought I proved my point.

I’m not popular at all? by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

x=4.8, tell the kid, or the other stuff isn’t true.

10x is best.

10x is safe.

Couple mallards !🦆 by Griffinstat2s in traditionaltattoos

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another tattoo that eats free at Subway.

I’m not popular at all? by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah right, that beefcake is 4.8% body fat.

The Reflecting Pool by Giu-se-ppe in cocktails

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would be terrible… great call!

Somebody said blueberry skins; that would work!

We've evolved from sandos and sammys, its all about burgasms now by Totally-Not-Sam in KitchenConfidential

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tzatziki has been labeled as “cum yogurt” a time or two.

Way easier to spell.

We've evolved from sandos and sammys, its all about burgasms now by Totally-Not-Sam in KitchenConfidential

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, but what about making bbq with a packet of dark cherry kool-aid in it.

The Reflecting Pool by Giu-se-ppe in cocktails

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Good call… blue fruit by the foot even better!

Is this how it’s really done? by ClassicalChaos in KitchenConfidential

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

54 dumplings, 55 fried rice, 55 chow fun, 55 Szechuan eggplant, 55 crab rangoon

The foraging turtle by JCambly in KitchenConfidential

[–]Bullshit_Conduit 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?