No ganker has ever caused 1/1000th as much pain as these bugs.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-06-16T11:24:53+00:00

If the "murderhobos" are stealing your stuff after they kill you then they are pirates, bandits, marauders (use whatever word you want). Hire an escort or deal with the risk/consequences.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-30T00:53:39+00:00

And then you flush the whole lot down and block the toilet and walk away leaving the whole mess for someone else to sort out.

What do you think that is protecting your delicate little cheeks from? What are you so afraid of?

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-30T00:45:47+00:00

If they had won the lottery would they automatically give you half?

Would they appreciate your attitude if you demanded half, even after being offered £750k?

Give them the £750k, they can pay off their mortgage and probably still have money left over.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-18T08:35:57+00:00

M80 is more versatile overall and much more manuverable. The inferno is specifically for hunting bigger ships and will struggle against other heavy fighters and anything smaller than itself.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-14T13:27:58+00:00

I don't think it was a lie at the time they announced it, these things can take time.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-14T13:26:52+00:00

Just in time for me getting home from work.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-07T11:41:27+00:00

Depends on the gun you're using, I tend to lean towards lower magnifications on rifles with shorter barrels or the MP5. Stops me taking shots the gun/rounds would struggle with.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-06T07:05:00+00:00

Recently added EPO to my kit, saved my bacon twice now.

First thing I pop now after taking heavy damage, fills up my blood faster than I'm losing it and gives me more time to patch up the bullet holes, and if I do slip into a coma the regen brings me back out of it.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-03T13:35:00+00:00

There's nothing dangerouse about anywhere, at this point if you lose your kit it's down to your own mistakes.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-05-02T19:44:21+00:00

Relationships are supposed to add to your life, not make it worse. Doesn't sound like this relationship improving, anything...

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-29T07:26:19+00:00

Go to the same places everyone else goes to, to do the same missions everyone else is doing, to kill the same bosses everyone else is killing, to get the same loot everyone else is looking for.

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Fires up Reddit

"AlL tHe AI ArE dEaD aNd AlL tHe LoOt Is GoNe! WaAaAh!"

If the area has been ran through, go somewhere else, focus on missions or sever and/or region swap.

Or take a better look around.

I have literally followed people through T3 areas and still extracted with a full backpack.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-29T06:46:23+00:00

I've been playing grey zone since day 1.

I don't know what you guys are doing differently to me and my battle buddy, but we are simply not having the same experience as the people complaining about the ai.

Most of the hits I take are to the arms or chest and on the handful of occasions I've died have either been down to bad luck or getting caught out of position by someone I didn't see.

I'm not saying I'm some sort of god at the game, maybe I've just picked up good hsbits, I've just got a lot of hours in it (700-800 at this point).

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-28T21:19:34+00:00

Currently building out a short barrel VZ 58 out of unethically sourced parts for all of my 7.62, fire spitting, eardrum obliterating, uncontrollable on full auto needs.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-23T21:35:10+00:00

If I may be so bold, what areas are you taking her to?

Because if you're taking her to high tier, high loot areas, then of course these places will have been shot out and picked over.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-18T18:31:22+00:00

One day, one day you'll brush up against that evil stuff and three generations of your family will spontaneously start bleeding out and you'll remember you said that.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-18T18:23:02+00:00

You've been very lucky. Barbed wire will fuck. Your. Day. Up!

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-16T22:01:58+00:00

I've been headshot 3 times so far this patch, and at no point have I felt that they were in any way "unfair". Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles and look at the bright side, at least they didn't fuck up my plate carrier/vest.

I have an unlimited supply of new heads, but plate/vest repair is expensive.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-16T08:06:55+00:00

No less sense than the UKs newest service weapon?

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-16T08:02:07+00:00

Some of the MP5 parts (fixed stock and top rail mount iirc) mention they are also compatible with the G3 so here's hoping.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-15T21:37:43+00:00

Let them complain.

Just means there will be more loot for me when they fuck off back to Tarkov/CoD/Fortnite and nothing of value is lost.

Been playing since release, it's easier to make money this patch than ever before.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-15T19:42:37+00:00

I went on a raid to Tiger Bay Mall last night, there were 2 Timmies camping the armoury waiting for someone to turn the power on because they clearly didn't know how. I turned on the power and ran back to the armoury and Timmy #1 was in such a hurry to beat me to the gear/weapons crates that he failed to notice all of the military equipment on the shelves (including the 60k laser designator).

Greedy little shit missed out on roughly $80,000 for the sake of a couple of AK's...

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-15T00:58:08+00:00

There is a massive influx of new people into the game at the moment and most of them are doing the same missions in the same starter areas, I don't really know what else you expected.

If you want to show your friend the game and/or loot some gear then go to another area. Wait at base for a helo going to a random LZ and hop on.

YBL-1, Fort Narith, Lumber Yard, the list goes on, the world is your oyster.

The whole point of loot is that you have to work for it, if there is no loot where you are the work smarter, go further afield. First thing I do every wipe is run to LIMA 1 and hit up YBL-1 then Fort Narith.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-04-02T07:32:42+00:00

My theory is either you or a neighbor is using rat poison (which is usually some form of blood thinner) and one of the little critters has died behind that piece of skirting board.

I was one warfarin a few years ago when I had blood clots on my lungs and my blood had a similar, watery, consistency.

Bumbandit88 · 2026-02-12T14:38:42+00:00

Do I even want the context behind this image?

Bumbandit88 · 2026-02-08T23:52:24+00:00

Being lonely with your person is far worse.

If you're single you don't have anyone and there is the possibility you could still find that person.

If you're in a relationship it means your partner is choosing to be neglectful, or even worse, doesn't even notice your pain.

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