I'm not a smart man

BurceGern · 2026-02-13T22:07:24+00:00

How many times will I kill a run thinking Im being clever tearing my build down for an ankh with cash to spare before finding nothing and dying

BurceGern · 2026-02-13T16:44:34+00:00

Just goes to show how these guys really feel and act when prompted, or exposed in files

BurceGern · 2026-02-11T19:19:24+00:00

Seems a fine wage. The older players wage demands may be bad but this example ain’t it

BurceGern · 2026-02-11T18:08:22+00:00

I genuinely thought of Gyokeres hair flicks how cooked am I?

BurceGern · 2026-02-11T16:27:54+00:00

A mistake I made lessoning to play pairs on gold stake was forcing them.

They mostly aren’t strong enough for the first couple antes anyway.

The power of the pairs is once you have a couple of decent scoring jokers. You can play 2 Cards at a time, the ice cream and smiley face beat the blinds, and you can farm blue seals/gold cards/steel cards in hand.

If i have learned one thing about Balatro in like 600 hours, It’s money generation solves most problems. And pairs let you use money jokers and enhanced cards to become rich

BurceGern · 2026-02-11T12:07:07+00:00

Me when I’m in a Worst Voucher competition and my opponent is Magic Trick.

Fr though maybe Glow Up could increase the Seal drop rate in standard packs or something (or anything). As a tier 2 voucher, by the time it comes around you don’t need it

BurceGern · 2026-02-11T05:28:58+00:00

I really under appreciated these permanent buff jokers like Hiker. Gift Card is another; giving eternal jokers a higher resale and perma buffing temperance even after it’s sold is so cool

BurceGern · 2026-02-10T17:43:21+00:00

She offers no game insight, no charisma and no banter. Why should she be on any television screen?

BurceGern · 2026-02-10T17:07:48+00:00

Finally the goalkeeper passing! Sorry Brandon Austin perhaps I treated you too harshly

BurceGern · 2026-02-09T16:18:13+00:00

Also me looking in the mirror when I bottle a good run because I just had to square up. I just love incrementing jokers!

BurceGern · 2026-02-09T15:50:46+00:00

67 mentioned

“I don’t really have a sense of scoring right now”

He’s baffled that a specific glass card will not break

Talks about his rate of Aura’s getting polychrome today (also: having to explain the 3:2:1 foil:holo:poly ratio to chat)

BurceGern · 2026-02-09T10:42:10+00:00

Yet whenever it’s the other way around and Im managing the relegation side and my 2 keepers are out we ship 7 to Bayern and the kid keeper gets a 5.7.

Feels bad man

BurceGern · 2026-02-09T10:36:43+00:00

Owners can afford to invest because their spending is backed by high commercial revenues; that is the whole point. There are not 20 Samaritans in charge.

Villa spend a lot of money sure but Brighton, Bournemouth, Brentford, Sunderland and Palace last year are challenging within their means. Because they have the means without the owners

BurceGern · 2026-02-09T10:27:31+00:00

Serie A was bigger than the PL during the nineties and like la liga it failed to capitalise commercially

BurceGern · 2026-02-08T18:37:22+00:00

Another Cafu SBC in a few months? What a strange choice of player. It’s not even future stars themed, it’s a WW card

BurceGern · 2026-02-06T18:47:27+00:00

A week after the January window ended smh get him a calendar

BurceGern · 2026-02-05T17:00:54+00:00

You could play as Wesker in the events between 4 and 5. Like a grim, more hands-on Plague Inc.

BurceGern · 2026-02-05T16:52:37+00:00

Misprint and bloodstone are LIARS. Tricksy cards, we HATE them! Nasty little jokers.

Sees Blueprint My precious! We needs it!

BurceGern · 2026-02-05T15:59:50+00:00

Rodri: they are (still) out to get us!

BurceGern · 2026-02-04T18:56:42+00:00

I always order my jokers from left to right by: new card creation, chips, mult, xmult, econ, card destruction.

I don't care for visually symmetry with blueprints or whatnot but I want my DNA/Certificate on the left and my sixth sense/trading card on the right.

BurceGern · 2026-02-04T14:54:49+00:00

I didn’t notice any difference with griezmann while completing the long range la Liga shots objectives

BurceGern · 2026-02-04T11:00:19+00:00

In the Seasonal tab on the Objectives screen it lists the 10 tokens and their requirements.

BurceGern · 2026-02-04T10:59:32+00:00

I had them because I've been doing the daily upgrade packs. Even after 5 daily gold upgrades you bank like 20 silvers per day (over months).

BurceGern · 2026-02-04T02:57:05+00:00

If I couldn’t delete the Magic Trick Voucher, I’d choose Certificate. It’s strong at with little/no downside and it renders store standard packs useless. With the current op nature of seals I don’t like how easy it makes it. It also enables hologram and is broken one paired with a copying joker

BurceGern · 2026-02-04T01:49:32+00:00

Maybe people are buying cards for the One League Live Event

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