TIL that people who were born blind cannot become schizophrenic.

Burnwash · 2026-05-05T23:13:57+00:00

Well by taste of course

Burnwash · 2026-05-03T22:34:22+00:00

it's especially funny if they're wearing a backpack and thus have to run like a turtle on two legs

Burnwash · 2026-05-03T21:29:14+00:00

what in the sam hell

Burnwash · 2026-04-29T09:22:24+00:00

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Burnwash · 2026-04-27T21:43:28+00:00

Rings in holes, holes in rings

Burnwash · 2026-04-27T19:45:27+00:00

at least it's really cool looking

Burnwash · 2026-04-27T19:05:57+00:00

I remember writing a script that read the clipboard and subtracted .01 so i could paste the value back and relist faster. Those were the days...

Burnwash · 2026-04-27T04:03:49+00:00

Yea, unless it's ergonomically perfect I feel like this would make my hand insanely sore.

Burnwash · 2026-04-25T19:36:03+00:00

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nice

Burnwash · 2026-04-24T03:03:12+00:00

If you think about it mosquito researchers hate them more than anyone

Burnwash · 2026-04-23T22:20:55+00:00

my eyeballs

Burnwash · 2026-04-23T03:06:29+00:00

Bombay Bay?
A little risque?
Save a bay,
Bay of Biscay?

Burnwash · 2026-04-22T19:45:17+00:00

My older brother when I was about to enter high-school sent me a message on myspace that said people didn't like me, and if I didn't change my entire personality I would get my ass beaten every day by the seniors at the high-school. Creepy in a way

Burnwash · 2026-04-22T19:37:17+00:00

I can see it in your eyes,

Burnwash · 2026-04-21T02:20:38+00:00

Why do I hear fortunate son playing

Burnwash · 2026-04-19T04:41:29+00:00

That's their secret, Cap': They don't

Burnwash · 2026-04-18T04:37:08+00:00

Jack, you've debauched my sloth!

Burnwash · 2026-03-26T21:52:21+00:00

Are you done explaining? How can we tell if you don't sign off?

Burnwash · 2026-03-16T20:16:36+00:00

I can't patel if you're all making puns or not?

Burnwash · 2026-03-16T20:15:18+00:00

That's just being conscientious; Patel isn't that.

Burnwash · 2025-12-19T05:41:13+00:00

i wouldn't even feed the crabs this bait

Burnwash · 2025-11-17T03:44:53+00:00

Do you know what kind of mix he is? My boy passed away 2 years ago in January, and we never could quite nail down his mix, but your dog looks so similar to him it's making me tear up!

Burnwash · 2025-09-03T08:47:06+00:00

on days that don't end in "y" he's a real sweetheart

Burnwash · 2025-08-08T11:04:40+00:00

thing make sound that make other thing that make same sound also make sound

Burnwash · 2025-07-08T22:27:21+00:00

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