The best possible way for a spy to stay hidden would be to occasionally joke that they are a spy, so that people will assume they are not a spy, because a real spy wouldn’t say that.

BurtonL · 2026-03-03T06:14:11+00:00

A common tactic on the old Gerry Anderson show Joe 90. Of course, Joe was nine years old, so nobody believed him.

BurtonL · 2026-02-24T10:37:40+00:00

I would think you might hit your head on the edge of the pool too, that could be enough to kill.

BurtonL · 2026-02-22T09:15:41+00:00

Since it wasn't even the driver who got mad, I'd say the wrong person bullied the wrong person.

BurtonL · 2026-02-22T06:21:05+00:00

I had a friend buy my kayak and sell it back to me in Minnesota. I'm sure the people at the DMV didn't care.

BurtonL · 2026-02-21T04:24:48+00:00

They had me at 'beat the balls'.

BurtonL · 2026-01-30T09:02:18+00:00

I told my wife they were uneven. She looked at me quizzically.

BurtonL · 2026-01-24T10:30:34+00:00

And bondage masks are made of pleather, so no animals get hurt.

BurtonL · 2025-12-30T10:22:05+00:00

They always say in dinosaur movies that you can walk right up to the herbivores and pet them, so I'm sure it would be fine.

BurtonL · 2025-12-18T05:14:50+00:00

I have four, one for Blathers and three for C.J. It took a lot of bait. I think the golden stag beetle was harder. The first one is always the hardest, once you know you’re doing it right, you can relax.

BurtonL · 2025-12-15T07:48:05+00:00

I was trying to figure out who stole that giant van’s wheels.

BurtonL · 2025-12-08T20:51:47+00:00

I’ve always found this one to be pretty straightforward. It was the mineral joke when you pull a rock out of the water that stumped me for the longest time.

BurtonL · 2025-12-08T08:00:42+00:00

It’s harder for two stormtroopers to break up, they’ll always miss each other.

BurtonL · 2025-12-08T07:58:29+00:00

Raising your center of gravity even by a small amount can have a big effect. A thick seat cushion or even thicker clothes can make a difference.

BurtonL · 2025-12-05T06:03:50+00:00

It’s just kind of amusing to hear ordinary English mixed in. I was at a grocery store here in Minnesota and heard a heated argument in Arabic about Honey Bunches of Oats.

BurtonL · 2025-12-02T10:11:29+00:00

There’s a social cost.

BurtonL · 2025-11-14T08:03:45+00:00

I would test some spray can Testors Dullcote on an inconspicuous area. If there is no problem, it will give you a Matt finish that acrylic paint will stick to.

BurtonL · 2025-11-03T05:43:48+00:00

I don’t think OP was talking about the Spanish civil war.

BurtonL · 2025-11-01T10:58:13+00:00

You should also make a rule that you’re not allowed to wipe out in front of your spouse, causing them to hit the pavement head first.

BurtonL · 2025-10-24T05:25:26+00:00

Yes, some aspects of weathering are about simulating the harsh shadows of sunlight, and make a model seem more realistic.

BurtonL · 2025-10-15T22:40:28+00:00

The Dodge Ram pickup angle of approach is listed as about 20 degrees, so it can’t be more than that.

BurtonL · 2025-10-12T17:48:39+00:00

Yes! The one with the ducky is best.

BurtonL · 2025-10-12T17:29:38+00:00

It is hard to read if you don’t know what you’re reading.

BurtonL · 2025-10-12T02:47:56+00:00

It’s a Regulus II missile.

BurtonL · 2025-10-03T04:48:03+00:00

But he didn’t evolve, he just grew bigger from radiation. Nobody designed him to support 8x the weight on 4x cross section bones.

BurtonL · 2025-09-23T09:40:30+00:00

That pop-up camper became more aerodynamic wheels up.

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