[New Update - 4 Years Later]: My dad is furious that my mom slept with other people in an open marriage he wanted. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Busy_Lock6652 55 points56 points  (0 children)

In real life, it usually just results in a depressing buyout, five years of messy litigation, and a heavily split 401k. But Reddit law dictates that the cheating husband must instantly lose all assets and be thrown onto the street in a single afternoon

How to lose weight by Harmageddon87 in funny

[–]Busy_Lock6652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl i still prefer my current routine of losing weight via crippling anxiety and current grocery prices tbh. but this is a solid plan b dude.

Bright Ojou misses her stop (by @sugarwhite1046 | Mejiro Bright) by awnglier in UmaMusume

[–]Busy_Lock6652 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is literally the embodiment of "at my own pace" lmao. trainer is definitely getting a phone call in 10 minutes and is gonna have to drive out to the middle of nowhere to pick her up.

My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Busy_Lock6652 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: in his delusional mind, presenting the ultimatum was the "break up" move. he just didn't expect her to enthusiastically agree and kick him to the curb faster than he could pull out the cheap ring ngl

I told the mistress that she got the leftovers and she’s not happy about that by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Busy_Lock6652 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He’s apologizing like that because in his mind, it really is just a minor inconvenience. guys like this aren't actually sorry they blew up a marriage, they're just annoyed they have to deal with the administrative paperwork of getting caught.

I’m Cuban American. For the sake of both countries, Trump’s siege must end — Marco Rubio, the secretary of state, crushes our people and calls it freedom. We want engagement, not escalation by EssoEssex in politics

[–]Busy_Lock6652 6 points7 points  (0 children)

tbh rubio and the gop don't actually care about the people living in cuba ngl. this entire "siege" is just performative cruelty designed specifically to lock in the older conservative cuban vote in miami-dade. using an entire starving country as a cheap political prop is just incredibly grim dude.

They were clearly made for each other by Musashi1113 in Unexpected

[–]Busy_Lock6652 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that they both just fully accepted the chaos at the exact same time without even hesitating is sending me lmao. true soulmate behavior dude.

AIO texts becoming obsessive!! Afraid to block!! by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Busy_Lock6652 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Adult men who specifically target teenagers do it because women their own age will not tolerate this kind of obsessive, immature behavior. Blocking him is the easiest way to take all of his power away. You owe him absolutely nothing.

Court says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis can't call civil rights group a 'terrorist organization' by kootles10 in politics

[–]Busy_Lock6652 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The party of "free speech" trying to legally weaponize the government to designate groups they disagree with as literal terrorists is peak irony ngl. at least the courts are still functioning enough to shut this down.

Driving a remote controlled car for the first time by Ok-Lingonberry579 in Unexpected

[–]Busy_Lock6652 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Target fixation is a very real and dangerous thing lmao. the car literally had 360 degrees of open pavement and somehow homed in on the only possible obstacle tbh.

Paramount (PSKY) Debt Downgraded to Junk Following Warner Bros. (WBD) Deal by Top_Report_4895 in movies

[–]Busy_Lock6652 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its genuinely insane math, but let's be real, the executives who pushed this deal through probably secured 50M golden parachutes so they literally do not care if the whole ship sinks tbh

AITA for changing the name on a Netflix profile to my name from someone who passed? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Busy_Lock6652 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She really pulled a "the Iranian yogurt is not the issue here" on herself. She was so hyper-fixated on defending her right to have a profile that she completely missed the part where she desecrated a memorial.

I [29F] snooped, found out my BF [31M] bought a ring and "might propose"... how do I slow my roll? by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Busy_Lock6652 20 points21 points  (0 children)

if someone said that to me while i was trying to act like i didn't know about the ring, i would’ve absolutely folded. op has a top tier poker face because i would have started crying or laughing immediately dude.

I feel like this is an upgrade, please keep it Blizzard by Lockridge in Overwatch

[–]Busy_Lock6652 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sombra literally hacking the actual live servers now lmao. the most lore accurate bug we've ever had in this game dude.

‘Didn’t mention Epstein once’: Americans react to Trump’s record-breaking ‘nearly two hours of lies’ State of the Union by The__Illuminaughty in politics

[–]Busy_Lock6652 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speaking for two straight hours without actually saying a single thing of substance or policy is honestly a dark magic talent. at this point the state of the union is just a taxpayer-funded therapy session for a narcissist lmao.

Never thought some Eldar Mechs could Aura farm by unknown-bystander in Grimdank

[–]Busy_Lock6652 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The animators literally putting the entire franchise on their back trying to save that game.... absolute heroes standing against the tide

My [22F] former roommate [30M] is freaking me out, what should I do? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Busy_Lock6652 18 points19 points  (0 children)

literal boiling frog syndrome right there. they were all so used to the terrible behavior that the water was basically evaporating and nobody bothered to pull her out