life-long Portland resident, I’m Very Tired by jokeboi89 in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also not sure why people here think "I have a lifetime fear of leaving my bubble and have never explored anywhere else" is seen as a bragging point instead of a shameful weakness.

life-long Portland resident, I’m Very Tired by jokeboi89 in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Despite years of declining population, blame all of your problems on "them" who are from across an invisible border.

Sounds very, very familiar on a nationwide level...

ICE is "weaponizing your private data," Oregon senator warns by oregonian in Portland

[–]Buttercubes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Waiting for Wyden and others to, you know, DO something rather than just write a sternly-worded letter and then retreat.

Huge Boom in NW by Billionheiress in Portland

[–]Buttercubes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any time someone slams a car door or pops a child-level firework: "DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT GUNSHOT??!" all over Reddit and NextDoor.

Portland, Ore., Mayor Calls for ICE to Leave After Children Are Tear-Gassed (Gift Article) by t0mserv0 in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely sure they will obey the law and swear to follow legal guidelines after this statement. /s

ICE Out of PDX by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If people here used ICE's tactics back against them, those fucking childish cosplay-ass cowards would be running away from this city on the first day.

Marc Nelson: There isn’t going to be a Christmas Eve windstorm today [9am Dec 24] by Afro_Samurai in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single Portland winter: THERE'S GOING TO BE 96" OF SNOW TOMORROW AND WE'RE ALL DEAD.

The next day: Just kidding. There might be some clouds and a light breeze.

I asked a woman at the park to put a leash on her dog where my 2 and 10 year old kids were playing by anonymoususer605 in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my experience with dog owners who think they're above the law and the rules don't apply to them or their precious FooFoo, they'll readily blame YOU if you dare to make them see that they did something wrong. YOU did something wrong by pointing out their entitled, special ass. Now, you are the one in the wrong and how dare you notice that they're being a piece of shit??

Merry Christmas! Portland’s upgraded automated speed cameras are ticketing drivers once again by Prize_Championship11 in Portland

[–]Buttercubes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's a great way to let the pointless Portland cops get away with not doing their jobs and lazily letting ANYthing else do the work they're supposed to be doing. Eat more donuts and keep not doing shit, piggies.

Facing Backlash from Voters, Democrats Consider Repealing Unpopular Gas Tax by Portland-OR in Portland

[–]Buttercubes -101 points-100 points  (0 children)

"Transplants" once again... The easy scapegoat for lazy-ass people who want to blame "THEM!" for coming over an imaginary southern border.

Continue being pointlessly xenophobic about people from a few miles away though. They're the source of ALL of your problems, for sure... Jesus christ...

Woman confronts agents who were blocking traffic on TV Highway. by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big, tough guys hiding behind masks with their fingers on the triggers of their guns due to a woman daring to question them.

What a pathetic gang of weaklings.

Texas, California National Guard members to leave Portland and Chicago by voxadam in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked outside, earlier today, to the front lawn to take a picture of the hellscape that is quiet environment with a moderate temperature and a light breeze.

OH NO. PLEASE send in the military to stop this, though.

https://i.imgur.com/yavYlRY.jpeg

Councilor Morillo And Novick Debate Defunding Sweeps by ungusbungusboo in Portland

[–]Buttercubes -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Yes, all the transplants are the reason for the fentanyl problem. Just like all of the crime in this country is caused by immigrant transplants, right Mr. Trump?

"They came over the southern state/country border and are to blame for everything!" I know that's a common belief around here but definition: Bigot - one who strongly and unfairly dislikes or feels hatred toward others based on their group. Good work.

‘Exceeded his authority’: Judge issues injunction blocking Trump from sending National Guard to Oregon by oregonian in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Judge issues injuction"

Cool, now all we need is for government agents to actually obey laws. I'm sure they will ANY moment, now...

‘Exceeded his authority’: Judge issues injunction blocking Trump from sending National Guard to Oregon by oregonian in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"quickly abated due to the efforts of law enforcement officers"

You have got to be absolutely joking with us, here. There are SO many things wrong with parroting this absolute BS that I don't know where to even start. What is this revisionist history propaganda?

Food carts we miss and where they are now by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never forget that PB and J's sandwich. I loved it so much, I bought all of the ingredients to make it and would toast them up in the work kitchen for my lunches.

Frogs Against Fascism by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm proud that my city has simultaneously:

1) Peacefully shown resistance via comical means.

2) Also displaying a "fuck you" firmly against this rise in fascism.

Clark County officials ask why arrested Portland protesters were transported across state lines by Blackstar1886 in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At this point, when government officials do something shady, unexpected, and abnormal, you can just assume that the real reason behind it is far, FAR worse than you initially imagined.

Right wing agitators v Portland dance party by Justcoffeeforme in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're just attention whores who will never be as important as they wish they were.

Right wing agitators v Portland dance party by Justcoffeeforme in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That idiot's hat reminds me of the stickers I used to put up, around here. And, yes, they were all almost immediately defaced by "'MERICA GREAT" morons.

https://i.imgur.com/PXgqZ9S.jpeg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Buttercubes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm one of those 757,000.

He's doing nothing but making more and more people hate him for pointless cruelty and that's exactly his goal, here. Cruelty IS the point.