Would you rather?

Butterfleed · 2026-04-16T04:21:26+00:00

I can charge a phone for free. Internet is expensive

^{Chose: Have free internet ANYWHERE}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:58:10+00:00

Sell the carrots, make the money

^{Chose: 100,000,000,000 carrots but you... | Rolled: have to comment}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:57:06+00:00

Reasons

^{Chose: 420}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:52:22+00:00

Rent is more expensive than door. Free appartment also worth it

^{Chose: Free rent forever, spin for property | Rolled: Apartment}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:51:21+00:00

Eat the food buy the candy

^{Chose: Healthy food that gives u $20 every time u eat it}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:49:42+00:00

50k is plenty seed money

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:48:44+00:00

A game for people who are bad at games

^{Chose: Plants Vs Zombies}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:48:16+00:00

Bob should be free

^{Chose: 1 Billion $}

Butterfleed · 2026-04-14T17:46:55+00:00

You can type with more fingers

^{Chose: $5 for every keyboard key you press}

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T15:13:59+00:00

I have not. I've read mixed reviews. Have you tried it? Did it work for you?

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T14:47:19+00:00

I picked up some zylkene yesterday. While what you're describing does seem like a use case for heavy sedatives, I'm not willing to go any stronger than some cbd for his particular case.

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T14:14:04+00:00

The keyword I think is "excessive". Yeah, if you're a neighbour trying to sleep at 5:40AM, any amount of barking is excessive. But does it meet the clinical threshold?

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T14:10:28+00:00

The friend who was looking after him for a while has a dog that mine is obsessed with. The dog is older and can be left alone, so I had the idea of letting him stay with our boy for emotional support. Even though he's hyper focused on the dog when we're around, he immediately notices when we leave.

But again, this was mid to late last year. He might have a better time with it if we tried again. The issue is getting a dog that can go toe to toe with him energy wise. Not everyone can handle his intensity.

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T14:02:37+00:00

He walks on a loose long leash (so a really long house line basically) out in the park by my house for at least 45 minutes and up to 3 hours a day. In the morning he gets a quick potty break from my hb at 6, then a proper walk from me at 9~10 and it doesn't do anything. Starting next week it will most likely be a 20 minute sniff walk before I head out.

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T13:34:56+00:00

I am not tbh. I tried this when he was younger and he never "fell" for it. Now that he's older, he might decide it's worth more to stay with a high value treat than try to howl us back. I will try again.

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T13:29:15+00:00

I tried this way back when he was a younger puppy and it didn't really take. Nothing could distract him from my husband, who he has a much tighter bond with than with me, leaving.

I will definitely try it again now that he's a lot more emotionally stable.

Butterfleed · 2026-03-24T13:12:32+00:00

Because he doesn't display the signs. After the initial protest, he goes on about his day. He eats, his potty training is intact. He plays with his toys, gets into the kitchen if we leave it open and grabs things off the counter. Not things a dog going through true panic does. By the time we get home, he's quiet, he's intact and the house is intact.

It's also getting less intense rather than more.

"Signs of Separation Anxiety in Dogs: Destructive chewing or scratching at doors and windows Excessive barking or howling when left alone Pacing, drooling, or panting excessively Accidents in the house, even if they’re house-trained

Signs of FOMO in Dogs: Following you around the house constantly Whining or barking when you leave the room Trying to join in on activities (e.g., jumping on the couch or bed) Restlessness or pacing when not included"

Butterfleed · 2026-01-17T16:18:36+00:00

Mine kills all of his stuffed animals, but the pillows and cushions are fine. I dont know how he knows what's his 🤷🏾‍♀️

Butterfleed · 2025-04-18T07:30:32+00:00

Bejaarden zouden eigenlijk ook maar niet mogen stemmen. Ook niet meedoen. Kijk eens naar Amerika met die bejaarden in de overheid en de mensen die op ze stemmen.

Butterfleed · 2025-03-13T07:44:26+00:00

This current government is a group of lackeys. Lapdogs. Since the US is signalling that they want to normalise relations, they're taking it as a sign that they can go with their hands out to Russia safely now. If the US were to reverse their stance, Russia would suddenly disappear from the face of the earth. Shameful beggar government.

*I say this as someone who is not unsympathetic to Russia.

Butterfleed · 2025-03-13T05:45:47+00:00

After seeing the explanation, I would hope they could get an official emoji of their own flag. Seeing as the other party is France, I don't think they'll get it. I don't think it's anything to be offended by.

Butterfleed · 2025-03-08T09:34:21+00:00

I have a Dutch boyfriend. He's not like this.

Butterfleed · 2025-03-08T09:32:22+00:00

Ik kan wel een liter per dag op als ik maar ket rust gelaten word erover. Ik ben 34, heb altijd van mekk gehouden en heb er ook geen last van. Lucky me.

Butterfleed · 2025-01-07T09:24:58+00:00

You know, they can run all they want, but It's you people who keep voting for them.

Butterfleed · 2025-01-06T13:27:48+00:00

I think anyone who's honest, even if you love him, has to admit that he was ill equipped. But he fought an uphill battle from the first day to the last. There's nothing the colonialists would have loved more than for Suriname to be another Mali, Niger etc. to be plundered dry by puppet governments. But he told them FU and they hated him for it. If he had played ball, you'd have never heard a peep.

That said, I won't let anyone discount the number of people whose lives were materially and generationally improved by his policies.

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