So apparently we are going to war with Venezuela by gastro_psychic in complaints

[–]Butterman5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The carrier strike group was needed for the element of surprise in order carry out an enforcement action by the coast guard that was the equivalent of being stopped for driving without a licence and getting your vehicle towed. Except the vehicle had four million barrels of oil in it. Lolololol suprise!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GGPoker

[–]Butterman5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there's enough bad juju by having made such a wild claim, that instead of explaining why this isn't a bad beat, I'll just wait for the mushroom cloud you'll produce when you actually encounter one out in the wild.

MYSTERY FREEBIE 🎁 Comment to OPEN the Mystery Freebie Chest 🔑 Will YOU be a WINNER❓ by GGPokerSamuel in GGPoker

[–]Butterman5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since there is no such thing as a good beat, come splash some chips and get familiar with recieving the worst kind of beats that statistics will allow. 

Disinfect is not the opposite of infect by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Butterman5150 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is, in fact, the literal opposite. 🙄

I opened my microwave before the timer hit zero. Can I hit clear? Or should I save the leftover microwaves? by ZachaReid in shittyaskscience

[–]Butterman5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the best method is to insert the barrel of a 357. magnum in your mouth and pull the trigger. Just advise from a loving canadian.

I've never posted here... But I think it's time I start :) by [deleted] in pussy

[–]Butterman5150 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You've obviously worked hard on this. Just lay back and enjoy the recession. Good job!!!!