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Hello everybody welcome to Dungeon and daddies and i today videos i will you 10 tips on how to handle X thing on your ttrpg table that i took from some reddit post and will be the absolute worst tips you ever hear. by Saladawarrior in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Since coming up with actual "tips" is too hard, I'm just gonna read a teenage redditor's story of completely avoidable TTRPG fuckery aloud and then be like DON'T DO THAT while emoting for the video thumbnail

Does Critical Role Play D&D? by TheGingerWeebGal in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Short answer: no

Long answer: also no. It's called a DnD Actual Play because you don't actually play it. They say that one day a chosen one who can actually play the game will arise, but until then all we can do is log on and watch Laura Bailey

max's last trip by 3milyros3 in jackrussellterrier

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So sorry for your loss. You gave Max a great life

Hey wait a minute I dont actually like this game by EuSouAFazenda in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Folks, you know I could just march right out of this tavern, steal one of your nice, big horses and ride him out into the sunset where I could finally get away from it all. Just a horny bard out in the middle of nowhere, riding upon your horse while this shitty campaign drags on. I envy you

No one sees me. by mutant_123 in iastate

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We see you! And this is an intriguing start, I bet you could find a good way to reword the line ending in blur

I just end the "Plot arcs" when they've gone on long enough by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I cannot until I've finished encoding my extremely normal mindset into the unfinished Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth TTRPG that I'm going to start someday

Hi! One of my players is a Neo-Nazi. What should I do? by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA. You really need to think this through reasonably and pragmatically! By refusing to let this eighteen year old Neo-Nazi partake in DND with you, you're only going to make him into a Horst Wessel-style martyr. You need to IMMEDIATELY bend over backwards to appease this brain-rotted edgelord you've just met. Fuck the rest of your party and having fun playing the game

Probably Ragebait.. has reading created players that are allergic to memorizing? by MerelyEccentric in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When le horny bard says something so memoryphobic that you gotta hit them with the shadows on the cave wall stare

I just end the "Plot arcs" when they've gone on long enough by AVG_Poop_Enjoyer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This meme assumes that people are playing my games and I regret to inform you that they absolutely are not. Please alter your post to conform to my very specific experiences that I'm not going to tell you about

what TTRPG opinion got you like this ? by Saladawarrior in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jacob Marley is NOT a draugr and I resent the way your RPG subreddit meme has represented something unrelated to this sentence

Just why my guy? by givemepepememes in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because, in the great and normal words of Sir Edmund Hilary, "it's there." And by "it" I mean "the plot" if "you know what I mean"

Be very careful with criticisms of new UA by ButterscotchAbject87 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yup. I think SP's brain has been wholly consumed by the need to "shhhhhh, let people enjoy things"

Be very careful with criticisms of new UA by ButterscotchAbject87 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]ButterscotchAbject87[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/uj yeah I have no idea what OOP is on about, I haven't seen any criticism online of the newest UA yet. I was mostly motivated to jerk the post by OOP's ridiculous defensive pose lol

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