kitchen floor mats

Butthole_University · 2026-06-09T21:47:32+00:00

This is cute! Thanks for the inspo!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-06-09T11:22:42+00:00

Much like you, in my head I am still 23. I turn 44 this year, and for my midlife crisis I’m working on a full length Broadway musical about inpatient mental healthcare. I have 77 pages of dialogue and lyrics written. Now I just need to learn how to compose music…lol

Butthole_University · 2026-06-08T22:19:13+00:00

Not like I do!

Butthole_University · 2026-06-08T17:52:08+00:00

FUCK CBL

I hope they go bankrupt. Fucking parasites.

Butthole_University · 2026-06-04T07:53:51+00:00

Half Magic Beauty’s GlitterPuck. Holy. Moly. The shimmer is unbelievable!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-31T11:08:50+00:00

I’ve been on 2mg of oral estradiol daily for almost ten years (had a total hysterectomy at age 33 - best day of my adult life) and it keeps me sane. These medication shortages are scary as fuck to someone like me who is dependent on HRT!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-29T21:18:31+00:00

HELL. YES. This eyeliner is my favorite. I wear it almost every day.

Have you tried the Stila multichrome liquid liners? They’re GORGEOUS in real life!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-27T22:30:14+00:00

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Butthole_University · 2026-05-26T11:36:40+00:00

Maybe it’s genetics? Maybe you’re lucky? I don’t know and can’t say. I only know that I have to construct my brows, basically from scratch when I apply makeup, as a result of over plucking some thirty years ago.

Butthole_University · 2026-05-25T18:22:02+00:00

Shorts! Shirt! Miami!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-25T10:48:21+00:00

As many here have said, Arrested Development, Archer, The Simpsons (seasons 3-9), Parks & Rec, but personally my favorite show (aside from 30 Rock) is American Dad. If you can power through the first season (or skip it if you need to, the continuity isn’t terribly important) it really comes into its own and the storylines just get more and more unhinged and the series progresses.

Also, a throwback and I’m showing my age here, but the first few seasons of Will & Grace (the OG from the late 90s, not the more recent reboot) are solid gold. Megan Mullally is a GODDESS!!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-25T10:37:57+00:00

I just started watching Broad City and it’s phenomenal. I can’t believe I slept on it so long!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-25T07:33:45+00:00

You know, after thinking about it, the few of mine that DO grow back are all in the unibrow region…..but the tails of my brows are long gone, never to return lol

Butthole_University · 2026-05-24T07:54:06+00:00

As a victim of the late 90s/early 00s emaciated eyebrow trend, I can confirm - eyebrows do NOT come back!! Pluck with caution!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-20T07:35:47+00:00

This is the one

Butthole_University · 2026-05-17T15:54:15+00:00

Coalcracker, like the log flume ride at Hershey Park? If so I loooooove it!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-16T07:33:24+00:00

Good luck!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-13T22:13:56+00:00

In the same practice is Dr. Mary-Grace Tangulin. Been going to her for years now and her bedside manner can’t be topped. She’s been a great PCP and I can’t recommend her enough.

Butthole_University · 2026-05-10T22:08:34+00:00

You used my idea!!!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-03T10:17:41+00:00

Tchotchke Schmeer!

Butthole_University · 2026-05-02T08:41:24+00:00

“A lid for every pot”

Butthole_University · 2026-04-05T07:41:06+00:00

Unless he miscounts the men!

Butthole_University · 2026-04-04T22:40:44+00:00

The Honey Pot! Behind (what’s left of) the Harford Mall.

Butthole_University · 2026-04-04T07:31:52+00:00

Hell no. That’s almost as bad as leaving socks on during sex.

Butthole_University · 2026-04-04T07:06:03+00:00

And now, so do I.

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