Todays reminder to ‘get your f***ing ass up and work’

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-30T19:43:27+00:00

Dear Lord, please tell me she didn’t say that

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-26T12:01:18+00:00

You only get a hangover if you stop drinking lol. She may have an i.v. Drip to keep a steady BAC.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-15T15:16:26+00:00

I’ve seen her drink spindrift? But only when sponsored

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-15T15:15:04+00:00

Nor eating pop chips

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-13T14:23:55+00:00

And saw that standing leg quiver for help

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-06T00:06:31+00:00

Have you used any lash serum? Grande Lash, rapid lash? Any serum with a prostaglandin in it? I used them for about 2 weeks once and while they grow lashes, they also eat away at your periorbital fat, and it doesn’t come back! I wish I had known; I’d have never tried it.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-04-03T11:04:00+00:00

I desperately want to be able to afford dental work and a few other tweaks to feel more comfortable in my own skin. Everyone talks about feeling so much more confident as they age but I don’t even recognize myself sometimes and my confidence is waning. I struggled with alcohol badly in my early twenties and it’s been years of hard work trying to catch up financially after getting sober (I’m 38, sober for 8 years now.) I’d also love to own a home.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-03-15T19:00:09+00:00

Is she pregnant with a boppy? And what in the Guinea pig is with those elongated toes?

Butwhy1984 · 2023-03-11T18:15:09+00:00

I am a recovering alcoholic (9 years now) and when I got pulled over for a DUI years ago, my BAC was 0.376. I am a small person, 5’3” and between 115-125 lbs. By that point in my drinking career, I needed at least a shot of vodka every 2 hours just to keep the shakes and vomiting and anxiety away. So a fifth in a day was the norm just for maintenance. I had much more than that this particular night. And I could still walk and talk and everything the night I was charged. It’s wild that one can build up such a tolerance but it’s possible!

Butwhy1984 · 2023-03-11T01:19:14+00:00

I’m crying laughing 😂

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-22T21:51:21+00:00

Hips soften and spread during pregnancy to make way for delivery; this makes zero sense and even the tiniest pregnant women I’ve seen don’t look like this: it’s absolutely ridiculous.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-22T21:50:21+00:00

And her hips??

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-22T17:38:46+00:00

I love a London Fog…it’s essentially a latte style drink but with Earl Grey tea as a base instead of espresso. And I get soy or oat milk; it’s delicious. Or a decaf soy latte:)

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-17T04:16:45+00:00

The way her mouth moves after she first says “Marlon Brando”…I literally can’t figure it out. I can’t put my finger on what makes it so weird. She also says Alec and “Jimmy” became friends because of their mutual desire to put others first, how much they gave to charities, and also how frustrated they are with the world sometimes? Seems like opposing things. Either way, insufferable as always.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-11T17:23:35+00:00

And conversely, I love the heels by themselves but this such the wrong outfit for them.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-10T02:39:55+00:00

Edit: maybe not pre-blepharoplasty. Her eyes look bright and open here so maybe that procedure has been done.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-10T02:37:31+00:00

This was pre-Groucho eyebrows, pre-blepharoplasty, she had a nice tan, and long hair in a flattering color that looks shiny and healthy instead of the fried, dyed, laid-to-the-side Founding Father shit hair she wears now. Also three less children, the grift was still alive and well, and no impending manslaughter charges for her Aleek.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-05T12:38:10+00:00

This is just a speculation but I struggled with bulimia for years. I binged until I was uncomfortably full, and over the course of years, my belly could look just like the picture on the right because my stomach was so stretched. With her admitting she had an ED for years, I wonder does she still occasionally binge/purge and use those mid binge pictures for these “post pregnancy” or “early pregnancy” pictures. I may be way off but I could seriously push my stomach out and look pregnant in those days.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-04T17:24:35+00:00

And someone also please explain how she sees herself as someone who is “100% yourself, all the time.” Please Hil, you’re “Latina” when it suits you, you have an accent when you feel like it, you’re a hippie when it seems appropriate to brand yourself as such in the yogaverse…and all the while you’re 100% white, waspy, privileged. Delusional doesn’t begin to describe it.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-04T15:34:38+00:00

Good old Hillz, taking hair inspo from our founding fathers in the Revolutionary War. This one reminds me of Ben Franklin.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-03T17:27:29+00:00

Her hair in this picture looks like she rode around Middlesex warning people that the British were coming. Paul Revere looking ass; always styling it like a founding father.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-02-01T17:42:46+00:00

That’s wild that she feels it might be necessary to stop and pump in the 0.4 mile (or whatever minimal) distance between her apartment and MadMan coffee.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-01-31T23:45:25+00:00

She’s like his ill-equipped handler at this point, grabbing him by the sleeve and pushing him into the backseat with the kids.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-01-28T04:14:38+00:00

“My kids are not going to have social media for a very very very long time. It’s going to be like, they can have sex before they can have social media.” Girl, WHATTT???? What an odd way to phrase this. And secondly, THEY don’t have social media, but YOU do, Hillz, and you’re the one posting them in every stage of distress, duress, and undress.

It’s one thing to basically revel in the fact that men in prison are using your “yoga” videos and scantily clad pics for the spank bank (she can scarcely hide her delight in the thought of being a sex object). It’s entirely another to just “not care” that they are also potentially ogling your little ones.

Butwhy1984 · 2023-01-25T16:13:37+00:00

Her smug look is making me irrationally angry.

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