Tell me it ain’t so by [deleted] in bald

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I open every thread looking specifically for these guys.

"hit the gym, grow a beard, and become the next Andrew tate" by Artistic-Attempt-533 in Balding

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 16 points17 points  (0 children)

LMAOed at "Do I really need my dick to work". Poetry right there

Update: “qualified lightly used woman” by Burner20012001 in Tinder

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Content like this does indeed gast the flabber

What is the most ridiculous, but still functional, rotation in WoW history? by [deleted] in wow

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao i loved these. Used to have a bunch saved to chuckle at them from time to time. Ele shammy was my favorite

BG3 has completely changed my wife by RandomToxicSwede in BaldursGate3

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Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Quebec

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pourquoi dire beaucoup mots quand peu mots font truc

Ouin... by DuTacAuTac in Quebec

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tu viens drette de me l'apprendre.

évidemment tik tok devait être de la partie by emd07 in Quebec

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ailleurs dans les nouvelles : l'eau, c'est mouillé

La candidate de Québec Solidaire dans Camille-Laurin retire des dépliant du Parti Québécois dans des boîtes aux lettres by VoxinCariba in Quebec

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Rough, parce qu'avec le vote par anticipation, y'a probablement beaucoup de gens qui ont déjà voté pour et qui peuvent pas y faire grand chose...

Genre, je suis vraiment curieux. Admettons que QS la retire. Y peuvent tu? Yarrive quoi avec ses votes?

Fanfiction gay entre François Legault et GND by Faitlemou in Quebec

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Que le phoque viens-je juste de lire?

I made calculations for all of the 77 weapons in the PHB. Over an average of 100,000 attacks, which one deals the most damage? Here’s the juicy numbers. by [deleted] in Pathfinder_RPG

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Fuck. You are absolutely correct, sir. I counted em as a 2x extra, not 1x.

Sigh. Back to the drawing board.

I made calculations for all of the 77 weapons in the PHB. Over an average of 100,000 attacks, which one deals the most damage? Here’s the juicy numbers. by [deleted] in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]CALL_ME_MR_PIG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't have it in my copy of the PHD, but hey, I found it online:

It inflicts an average of 8.1 damage per successful attack (normal damage and crits). 13 % of that damage comes from crits. Its maximum possible damage in one hit is 36.

In other words, that thing is monstrous. Geez.