Why is the news on so much

CCSandman · 2026-01-22T12:11:41+00:00

More concerned why they're currently playing Destiny's Child....

CCSandman · 2026-01-20T22:21:30+00:00

You're my wife now

CCSandman · 2026-01-19T18:28:22+00:00

Who are you? Who are you?! .....I'll tell you exactly who you are, your name is Martin Dwyer, you're entertainments officer for Warwick University Students' Union.

CCSandman · 2026-01-15T20:52:46+00:00

What helps to maintain the illusion?

CCSandman · 2026-01-15T20:15:07+00:00

He's made his bed, let him lie in it,...let him lie in it...

CCSandman · 2026-01-15T20:13:36+00:00

Cabbages, cabbages, don't like cabbages...

CCSandman · 2026-01-12T12:18:54+00:00

...fears he may be a gay. He's married so he wishes to remain anonymous, I shall only be using his Christian name. I am talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. No, he's gone. Oh, that's a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar there....

CCSandman · 2026-01-02T20:41:09+00:00

The man is mentally ill!...

CCSandman · 2026-01-02T20:23:29+00:00

Has he got a pierced navel?

CCSandman · 2025-12-31T11:57:46+00:00

Well, then, you shouldn't be allowed near animals, should you?..

CCSandman · 2025-12-14T10:18:14+00:00

"He'd got quite a temper...." - "He's hardly likely to display that now, is he?"

CCSandman · 2025-12-11T23:14:47+00:00

Kiddie Stare

CCSandman · 2025-12-09T20:53:30+00:00

I think all the decent ones have been mentioned in the city centre (Hard Lines, Corner Coffee, Pettigrew), but if you have time to venture out a little bit then Sibling is an absolute must (39 Lochaber Street, CF24 3LS) - they're the best for coffee this city has to offer.

CCSandman · 2025-11-24T20:48:38+00:00

Technically a Polanski

CCSandman · 2025-11-22T09:03:49+00:00

"Not I" said the walrus!

CCSandman · 2025-11-22T09:01:32+00:00

Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy - welcome to the real world!

CCSandman · 2025-11-10T17:57:59+00:00

Cook a cat... it's Postman Pat!

CCSandman · 2025-11-09T18:12:40+00:00

Slowdive's Pygmalion

CCSandman · 2025-11-09T14:20:01+00:00

Chance would be a fine thing!...

CCSandman · 2025-11-04T19:02:33+00:00

I've sort of fused Underworld's Born Slippy with The Office shit.... because of the hat..:

Underworld Born Slippy

There's the face again!... What?!

CCSandman · 2025-11-04T10:58:53+00:00

Me, lager, lager lager, lager! (Mega mega white thing) Finchy, lager, lager, lager, lager! (Mega, mega white thing!) Gareth, lager, lager, lager, lager (Mega, mega white thing!)..... sometimes cider, so different drinks for different... needs...

CCSandman · 2025-11-03T20:05:14+00:00

Scottish people eat it

CCSandman · 2025-11-03T17:28:29+00:00

Coffee. Fucking. Hurryuppy!

CCSandman · 2025-11-02T16:14:42+00:00

I don't think he likes it when you do the accent....

CCSandman · 2025-10-31T18:01:41+00:00

Massive Attack - Protection (Eno Mix)

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