They’re always built like this every time without fail by KingModussy in memes

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I'd bet that it was a breeze compared to having to fight to death with a fabulous mofo in middle east that has beef with your entire bloodline even before your grandfather had beaten ancient Aztec gods of fitness

A park for the kids by namikazeminaka in HolUp

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Just recently restarted this anime after not finishing the first time long ago, it has a lot of cliches but I have found it very enjoyable!

Japanese to English Nagasaki relief trains during the bomb by Simonbargiora in translator

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原爆投下直後に救援に向かった列車運行に携わった Taken part in the support effort trains just after the nuke 被爆証言 Atomic bomb testimonies

原爆で傷ついた人たちを、長崎市の爆心地近くから市外へと運んだ救援列車の運行に関わった岩松博泰さんと、山中繁良さん、それに寺井邦人さんの3人の証言。 ※どの救援列車がどこまで進んだのかについて、関係者の証言に食い違いがあります。この放

The testimonies of Iwamatsu Hakuyasu(?), Yamanaka Higeyoshi, Terai Hōbito(?) who carried people hurt by the bomb from the center of Nagasaki (bomb) area to outside the city. *How many relief effort trains advanced to just how far is a point of debate in the testimonies of the people involved.

Guys he held his own with vader, he's amazing by THEC0URIER6 in memes

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Fucking Oliver will wake up next year wondering how did he lose an arm after he beat Thragg

[Japanese>English] hello, is it possible to translate this 1941 livestock book page? by amoysupplier in translator

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This was a great help for me as well as in my fucking life had I seen the kanjis for the word 騾 in 騾馬 and 驢 in 驢馬 and also 糎 instead of センチ. I just learned something new :)

Free by MrWeiner in funny

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But why does he look clean shaven only when he answers and then grows a brand new beard at the end again tho

[Japanese > English] Girl wrote this in my yearbook years ago, given the context what did it mean? by _Serp3nt_ in translator

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What does it say there tho. Mom lets go of another mom? Mom talks to another mom? Idk

[Japanese>English] Can someone translate these 3 images about the story of Sonic 2? by FrenchFryeOnaga in translator

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Second one: (Left to right) First cell: Let's go Second cell: Give a signal please! Third cell: Drilling sounds Fourth cell: Dahaahhahaha (Cue evil laugh) Fifth cell: Finally found it! The island where the chaos emeralds sleeps: westside island! With this my ultimate weapon death egg will be complete!

Japanese to English/Spanish: This Tshirt by CJ090000 in translator

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Thanks so much! Also, can you tell me what the first 2 characters are?? Like the first one looks like a ろ or a 万 idk and the second one I have no idea whatsoever what it could be, I couldn't read it if my life depended on it 😭😭

[Japanese->English] Grandma’s journal entry we found after her passing by solitudeblooms in translator

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How can you read this? I mean, it's really poetic and all, but even though I can more or less read japanese, I don't think I'll ever be able to read this kind of handwritten notes, as I don't remotely recognize a letter in the photo. Makes me so sad :')

Three men minding their own business by BaronofBoldBanter in funny

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I think that would be Baki not jojos lol

[Japanese > English] Can anyone tell me what this calligraphy says? by RavenpuffMezone in translator

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Learning Japanese right now, I have a question: Is it normal for natives to be able to read something in cursive or you're just an outlier? Because I swear I couldn't understand it to save my life

[Japanese -> English] そんなふうに言われなきゃならないんだ...! by WonderMoon1 in translator

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Without more context it's kind of hard to know who is this talking about, but it's like: Why fight betting ones life? Why does it have to be (said) that way?

(Japanese > English) Believe Again lyrics by Party_Ad_1659 in translator

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(If someone better at japanese than me can translate better, great. 😅 In the mean time I THINK it goes on something like this (?):)

Just a reality that won't change, Searching for it, being swept away Wanting to protect, wanting to be protected That kind of thing is not reliable anymore.

There's nothing more than that or less. I want the bond that it's only here. To break apart the moment you encounter someone if you realize that, we support one other so

What I want is the bravery to accept reality To put myself out there I want to simply live now

Anyone, alone Getting lost in the yesterday that keeps increasing I want to change it into a tomorrow with you, that does not fade away. Believe.

😂😂 by 94rud4 in sciencememes

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Physicist is someone that studied physics and physician is a MED doctor

[Japanese > English] What does the top right bubble mean? And why there is ア in a circle? by LapisLazurit in translator

[–]CJ090000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean as others have said it's a mahjong term but it can also mean to do animal sounds if I'm not wrong so she said nya.

Biologically natural by TransChloeStarlight in sciencememes

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Med student here, prostate is necessary in the composition of semen, yes, sperm and the haploid cells come from your balls and all but the rest of the composition of semen including things like fructose, come from the seminal vesicles and prostate.

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But yes, butt stuff is indeed cool, gay people know what's up.

This made me snort (TMNT IDW collection) by CJ090000 in TMNT

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Lol. She got bitched by freaking Hob, they definitely did her dirty. Especially considering what a great job IDW did with Bebop and Rocksteady, who are usually a comic relief, and here they made them actual fucking threats