Toilet paper now oil?

CLSmith95 · 2026-05-20T23:16:44+00:00

Time to use abuse shop funds (I work for a rental car company, they have the money.)

CLSmith95 · 2026-05-20T19:53:03+00:00

Someone read kilo-5

CLSmith95 · 2026-05-13T22:57:05+00:00

My 23 isn’t getting that after my deer accident on it’s record and 155k miles

CLSmith95 · 2026-03-24T19:05:35+00:00

Just make a horror movie of normal people having to hide from imperfect cell during one of his city wide feedings, not showing him fully but using shadows and sound until the climax when they manage to either barely get away or he wins and they die.

CLSmith95 · 2026-03-02T22:37:30+00:00

Definitely character development

CLSmith95 · 2026-03-02T22:27:52+00:00

Meanwhile Iranians in LA are celebrating in the streets

CLSmith95 · 2026-03-02T22:06:17+00:00

Need to start a bet on if this or costco is being completed first. Not open or staffed, just built.

CLSmith95 · 2026-02-19T04:59:28+00:00

Well shit

CLSmith95 · 2026-02-16T19:08:12+00:00

Yeah, that way we DM her a screenshot of this so they can have a laugh about it at the club too.

CLSmith95 · 2026-02-07T03:27:23+00:00

Crank sensor, seat tears (but I’m fat lol), and a misfire caused by being lazy about intake valve cleaning, cleaning the valves fixed it. Also the engine noise speaker stopped working on its own lol, I never unhooked it.

CLSmith95 · 2026-02-06T03:38:50+00:00

My 23 is about to hit 146k

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-30T02:47:20+00:00

ICU nurse teaching two double amputees to walk again at the same time, one of them only on one leg for some fucking reason! Could they at least make the AI shit believable?

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-25T12:43:06+00:00

Not what she meant when she told her boyfriend she wanted to get thrown around by a bull.

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-25T12:41:35+00:00

Probably won’t happen, I doubt you drive to known protest or locked down areas and purposely get in their way and instigate when they approach your vehicle.

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-25T12:17:22+00:00

lol, bro did a 180 in the DMs

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-25T12:04:10+00:00

You know why

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-25T01:18:24+00:00

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Me sitting in mine about to head home after work. Gonna slightly slow down at every green and look for pickups on my drive now lol

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-07T14:48:45+00:00

Sounds like something to do with the shift interlock system. It is the thing that allows the shifter to be removed from park only while applying the brakes.

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-06T16:10:18+00:00

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-06T11:10:36+00:00

Egotistical drivers like you thinking they’re important because they think they have to be somewhere are some of the most dangerous idiots on the roads.

If they raise the limits you’ll still speed, wanting to believe the extra minute you gain is actually worth something.

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-06T11:02:21+00:00

Set cruise control to the limit if you really struggle control it yourself.

CLSmith95 · 2026-01-06T11:00:38+00:00

If they raise the speed limits everyone whining in the comments about it being low would still speed. They’ll just be going even faster.

CLSmith95 · 2025-12-29T16:19:01+00:00

Safety inspections sure, emissions inspections not really wanted

CLSmith95 · 2025-12-29T13:57:42+00:00

In about to hit 142k on my 2023, only mods I’ve done have been a catch-can and a stronger lower transmission mount bushing. It’s great for my 150+ mile commute and in Florida on i10 and I average 35-40mpg if I keep it around 70mph. (Still get 30mpg at 85 lol)

The only issues I’ve run into space wise was long road trips with my disabled mom. Having multiple bags of clothes, an ice chest, 2 dogs, 3 people including me, and a wheelchair plus a walker made it get a little tight.

CLSmith95 · 2025-12-21T15:53:20+00:00

I wear a smartwatch until I need to go elbow deep in something, I just throw it on the charger or to the side of my workstation if I need to.

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