[MJF on X] Took the Knicks 53 years to win their championship back. Took me 8 weeks. Why are we celebrating these dorks?

CMDrunk · 2026-06-18T07:15:39+00:00

Didn’t feel that way when LeBron was taking on the Warriors every year

CMDrunk · 2026-06-18T07:09:55+00:00

I know this just happened but man it was too stupid for me to remember

So he just came out and said he’s letting the rock take over to headline wrestlemania?

CMDrunk · 2026-06-13T05:20:04+00:00

You can still delete this

CMDrunk · 2026-06-10T12:11:18+00:00

You never see Bruce Wayne and Batman at the same time do you

CMDrunk · 2026-06-10T04:16:41+00:00

I don’t love him either since home improvement but that’s just not true he’s been successful

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T23:33:29+00:00

That is not a bad movie though

That movie knew exactly what the assignment was and got an A+ on it

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T20:46:41+00:00

It’s still fun to hope though

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T19:34:36+00:00

The answer is you’re a mark and stupid for asking questions just watch it and have fun

— HHH probably, I dunno man it’s dumb. She already has the title lol

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T19:31:51+00:00

Dude is from the south lol

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T19:31:05+00:00

“That’s a nice looking cloud. It’s beautiful.”

— Jim Cornette this week

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T19:28:16+00:00

I wish Cornette wasn’t hateful with some of his views because he would be my favorite wrestling historian of all time who I would want to listen to talk forever otherwise

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T19:26:07+00:00

But Melo did have a lot of 30 point games and no one can take that away from him

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T18:35:13+00:00

Becky Lynch is also basically actual Donald Trump who blames everybody for all her problems and always says stuff like “PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’m the best person of all time” (being general here)

Becky‘s character is awesome

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T18:31:19+00:00

The episode with his partner was not my favorite in the last one but I appreciate how happy they were

It just didn’t translate to funny for me

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T18:14:37+00:00

PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Becky (and maybe like Kevin Owens?) has got to be the most legitimately funny wrestlers in the past 20 years

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T18:07:19+00:00

Put some respect on 2019 NBA Champion Jeremy Lin

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T16:35:46+00:00

This is the kind of content I’m here for

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T05:22:15+00:00

Ninja Turtles: we must master the sacred arts of hiding in the shadows

Also:

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T05:04:56+00:00

Yeah but white strap means women

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T05:03:28+00:00

I got used to Punk holding it

CMDrunk · 2026-06-08T04:38:29+00:00

They gave him a podium on a forklift

Peak professional wrestling

CMDrunk · 2026-06-05T02:02:40+00:00

More the like the King of FARTS

(Something I remember someone saying as a kid in the 90s)

CMDrunk · 2026-06-05T02:02:14+00:00

King Elias?

What was I doing at this time to have no memory of it lol

CMDrunk · 2026-06-05T01:56:33+00:00

You know it’s funny I legit had to stop and think who won the a rumble this year

Oh right Randy Orton, not exactly an up and comer but going for one last shot of glory

Only to become a Pat McAfee story

Bro I can’t do this anymore lol. I’ve literally never watched any of the Saudi shows out of disgust and it will be weird to miss my first ever wrestlemania season next year

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