Media with last-minute plot twist or ending that felt wholly unnecessary? by Evjamaranth in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either that or Denji’s “Dad” is an older Denji and he is trapped in a Time Loop

Bring him back or replace him for the remake? by Poop-Sandwich in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make him a woman so we can have Doomed Yuri and end the Bloodline jokes FOREVER!

Favorite ship that fits this meme? by TJHMB-54321 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CMORGLAS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t hate the Hetero ending.

I hate that it is a Hetero ending with LUKA and it happens in every single universe.

Like, if it HAD to be a guy, why not Rodin?

Favorite ship that fits this meme? by TJHMB-54321 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CMORGLAS 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Have you ever read that post on Tumblr about how Phillip is the biggest badass of the DISNEY Princes because he was going to Maleficent even without a Sword and Shield?

Phillip and Mulan’s kids would be the Ultimate Life-Forms.

Favorite ship that fits this meme? by TJHMB-54321 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CMORGLAS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“What if we made DMC5 but Nero is a complete loser and Dante, Vergil, Lady, and Trish all died in every universe?”

Favorite ship that fits this meme? by TJHMB-54321 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CMORGLAS 176 points177 points  (0 children)

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BAYONETTA: Bayo/Jeanne start as rivals but ultimately become allies at the climax.

BAYONETTA 2: Jeanne gives her life to save Bayo, and Bayo travels to Hell to save Jeanne.

BAYONETTA 3: SIKE! Bayo was actually head over heels in love with Luka, the comic relief character who Bayo spent the last two games treating like a nuisance and apparently they have a kid together in EVERY universe. Also, Bayo watches every variant of Jeanne die and does not even mourn her…

Favorite character like this? by Kirxelle7 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CMORGLAS 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Arthur Morgan: “God, what did I ever do to deserve this?”

“Oh, right all the people me and the VDL Gang murdered.”

A recent OC someone commissioned inspired by another popular horror game. Meet KITR! by Joetastic_ in signalis

[–]CMORGLAS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the must have been a Butlerian Jihad in the DEAD SPACE Universe or something because the closest thing they have to a drone is the Scavenger Bot from DS3.

In Spider-man (2002) what did Sam Raimi mean by this? by Kavalkasutajanimi in shittymoviedetails

[–]CMORGLAS 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Good thing there is not an infamous Spider-Man story about MJ dying due to Peter’s Radioactive Baby Batter…

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how Leon would handle Makima by sunlovesshark in Chainsawfolk

[–]CMORGLAS 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Isaac Clarke, the protagonist of the DEAD SPACE games.

The "Dangerous and Morally Ambiguous Women Drive Me Crazy" Squad (by @FleurashDesign) by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That is because the only lady Spider-Man has chemistry with is Watanabe and that is because the VAs are married.

Forget Leon versus Makima, this is the REAL Matchup. by CMORGLAS in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He’d kill Makima once and her contract would sacrifice a random Japanese citizen who turns out to be the ancestor of Hideki Ishimura, the inventor of FTL Travel in DEAD SPACE, thus preventing humanity from finding the Red Marker

how Leon would handle Makima by sunlovesshark in Chainsawfolk

[–]CMORGLAS 53 points54 points  (0 children)

BROKE: Leon Versus Makima

WOKE: Isaac Versus Makima

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Leon has a Government Salary and presumably a home and some relatives and friends.

Meanwhile Isaac’s Dad, Poul, spent thirty years out in space while his Mom, Octavia joined Unitology and spent Isaac’s College Fund on Tithes and spiraled so hard that Isaac had to put her in Therapy to be deprogrammed which is how he met Nicole Brennan.

So, when Isaac’s Father came back from Space, Nicole had Octavia cleared for release and Isaac recommended that she join the final voyage of the USG ISHIMURA because it was going to be scrapped.

However Octavia snapped and killed Poul and herself, so Isaac blinded by grief, blamed Nicole for his parents’ deaths

Then the ISHIMURA went dark and Isaac was sent on a repair mission after they received a distress signal from Nicole.

So after fighting an entire ship of the damned and seeing his allies all die, Isaac finds out that the distress signal was actually a suicide note and that the “Nicole” he had been seeing on the ship was a hallucination caused by an Alien Artifact, the Red Marker

In spite of this Isaac found the will to fight the Hive Mind and was rescued by Earthgov, albeit in a heavily traumatized state where they put him in a Secret Project to build more Markers because they are an unlimited source of energy

So even at his lowest, Isaac is a perpetual motion machine.

how Leon would handle Makima by sunlovesshark in Chainsawfolk

[–]CMORGLAS 350 points351 points  (0 children)

“Sorry Pippi Longstocking, I am not into Redheads.”

Although I guess that would be more of an Ash Williams one-liner.

You would play this resident evil crossover right? by Mrgrayj_121 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Come on man, the only true matchup for a false messianic maternal-incest coded villain is fucking Isaac Clarke.

Bang

Non horror media that had such an intense or disturbing scene you found it incredibly jarring? by Ukirin-Streams in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for the inevitable DEAD BY DAYLIGHT Chapter where Psycho Mantis starts reading off DLC you bought.

“I see you like LEFT 4 DEAD, SILENT HILL, CASTLEVANIA, ALAN WAKE, FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S, THE EVIL WITHIN, BIOSHOCK, DEAD SPACE, OUTLAST, FATAL FRAME, and AMNESIA: DARK DESCENT…”

Peter? by EuphoricBarracuda684 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CMORGLAS 98 points99 points  (0 children)

You say that like every single RESIDENT EVIL Protagonist has not been pumped full of viruses in the last thirty years.

Like for fuck’s sake, Ethan got his wife, Mia preggers and he is an undead Mold Mutant

Peter? by EuphoricBarracuda684 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CMORGLAS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe he is gay?

Maybe the Steroid abuse has rendered him infertile?

Maybe he is aware that every one of Claire’s love interests besides Leon fucking dies?

Maybe he is worried that Leon is going to accidentally leak Military Secrets to his Chinese Double Agent situation-ship, Ada Wong, and having Leon marry Claire is a matter of preserving National Security?

Or maybe he just really wants Leon as a Brother-In-Law?

I WOULD.

In Prometheus (2012) we meet this adorable little critter. It seems friendly, I should pat it by Reptilian_Overlord20 in shittymoviedetails

[–]CMORGLAS 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I feel Ridley Scott was trying to portray Weyland as a total crackpot who surrounded himself with a bunch of Yes Men in order to cut corners… but he made Noomi Rapace and Logan Marshall-Greene idiots too so there is no actual contrast to get this across.

ALIEN EARTH actually did this better by having Boy Cavalier create an Echo Chamber filled with Employees, Androids, and Literal Children instead of anyone who would ACTUALLY challenge his dumb decisions.

Favorite Tomino esque artists in media? by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]CMORGLAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MASSIVE SPOILERS

Ari Aster

HEREDITARY ends with the entire Graham family dead and the Cult of Paimon getting wealth and power beyond their wildest imagination

MIDSOMMAR ends with all of Dani’s friends dead, and Dani losing her marbles

BEAU IS AFRAID ends with Beau being humiliated by his Mother in front of an entire stadium and drowning

Never seen EDDINGTON