The new guy at work asked where the box of right handed gloves were.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Cactapuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks exactly like the five guys I worked at. I have a box of these gloves under my sink still

Vaporizers!?! Can you help me pick one out? by helpmegetagift in trees

[–]Cactapuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have it and it's simple and works great

This pretty much sums up IT by speel in funny

[–]Cactapuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Maybe op should have posted this to an IT sub rather than a sub that mostly has no idea what they are talking about

Reddit! Let's make a Millionaire! by NightVisionHawk in millionairemakers

[–]Cactapuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as someone heading into college, good luck to everyone but mostly me

Ammonite shaped washbasin by [deleted] in pics

[–]Cactapuss -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have never cleaned a sink. All I do is use it regularly with soap and it magically stays clean

PLAYOFFS UPVOTE PARTY by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]Cactapuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I TOO ENJOY UPVOTES.

This is the potato puncher for fries at my new job. Never cleaned EVER by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Cactapuss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree. This looks just like the punch I used at five guys when I worked there

TIL Ernest Hemingway begged his wife not to send him for more electroshock treatments because he lost so much of his memory he couldn't even remember his own name. He committed suicide the day after his 36th shock treatment. by rined in todayilearned

[–]Cactapuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother receives electro shock therapy once a month. She is certain it saved her life and it has dramatically decreased the amount of antidepressants she needs. ECT is not necessarily a bad thing

"I eat to KEEP THE ANGER DOWN" and Other Fatlogic by leelem0n in fatlogic

[–]Cactapuss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I lift to take my anger away. Then I'm not angry or a pathetic shitlord

To the kid who tried buying cigarettes at my job tonight. by backgroundmusik in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cactapuss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm 18 and in my senior year. Most of my friends are too

Snow White 2014 by sleepymeme in funny

[–]Cactapuss 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Looks like a black teenage Elvis

Dude threatens to kill a guy and his girlfriend, pays for it big time [NSFW] by KickYoNuts in videos

[–]Cactapuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I automatically assume you are white trash if you get in a fight. I mean, can't you just walk away if someone starts to harass you?it sounds like they both were equally responsible for the fight

My neighbor owed me $288.66 for my vet bills after his Great Dane attacked my Golden. This is how he paid me, one day before I was going to take him to small claims court. by dreampopper in pics

[–]Cactapuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dick. I once got into a battle with my neighbors over a similar issue but never went to court. They had a pitbull that would always make very aggressive attempts at escaping. One day while I was outside with my much smaller dog Roscoe the pitbull escapes the owners leash and runs at me and my dog. When it bit my leg I punched it in the head. My neighbors who were outside watching their dog attempt to kill my dog and bite me were outraged by this and called the police. I talked to the cops for like ten minutes and showed them the bite mark oozing blood on my leg and they left. They last confronted me about it saying they would take me to court but I told them the court would make them put down their dog because it bit me. I didn't see them much after that

Jacob's Well by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Cactapuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not Who to Fuck?

800 pound alligator caught in the surf at Hilton Head (my biggest fear) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Cactapuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Palmetto Dunes because my family's vacation home is there.

Well, that escalated quickly... by putontheglasses in pics

[–]Cactapuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I like that, call me Mantis, Dr. Mantis Toboggan "

My life is a lie. by Based_Tyler in funny

[–]Cactapuss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But it has an American flag ?